Did I ever tell you about your clone Luuuke Skywalker, successor of Luuke Skywalker as grandmaster of the Jedi Order...

>Did I ever tell you about your clone Luuuke Skywalker, successor of Luuke Skywalker as grandmaster of the Jedi Order, Luke? He built a time machine to go back in time to the clone wars, to rule the universe.

He was a good friend.

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Extended universe is a mangled mess, holy shit.

>Not even the first clone, as his predecessor is named Luuke.
>Fourth one will just be Luuuuke Skywalker

i feel like the star wars comics went full retard cause they couldn't keep their superhero garbage away from the medium.

hell theres even moments where luke goes full super saiyan and they just explain it by appealing to the force

I still want to know about the existence of Bigger Luke. Will they address this in episode 8?

I never understood why people sperg out about Star Wars. The original films were alright, third was a bit shit, since then all the releases have been shit-tier.

Most recent film was SJW nostalgia shit-tier.

Arguably most famous sci-fi out there.

funny thing is the best star wars ever made wasn't even a movie

Did I ever tell you about Oola, the sex slave Jabba kept chained to his chair before Leia?

Oola hated sex because of her prior experiences with it, and was reluctant to engage in it at the palace. Much to her displeasure, she was forced into sex with Jabba once she was broken in as a slave and subjected to his hidden sex organs. She was then made to spend a night with the Hutt as he penetrated her with the male organ of her species. She was also forced to spend the night with Bib, Jubnuk, and various other males as they relieved their bodily fluids on her face and body while she was usually forced to perform fellatio on them as they deep-throated her and urinated or ejaculated in her mouth or anilingus when they defecated feces and diarrhea, as well as farting and sharting in her mouth. Sex with women also happened from time to time, which she enjoyed much more than sex with men due to it's gentle and compassionate nature, and would often long to spend the night in the arms of a beautiful girl like Lyn Me or Rystall. Whenever this happened, she would cry tears of joy during lovemaking, even if it happened it a public place in front of strangers.

She was a good friend.

There's a lot of context to it. For example that big gap between Return of the Jedi and Phantom Menace was really harrowing for fans. Everyone was craving more star wars, it was all anyone could talk about, and they weren't getting it, so in effect, it was like a huge crack withdrawal which made people rabid. It's like if Heroin didn't have any bad consequences and you asked a previous addict to tell you how good it was.

Anyway Clone Wars is good and a lot of EU shit is pretty interesting.

>Luuuke was mentioned in "An Apology", a non-canonical short story by Timothy Zahn that was released on April 1, 2012 as an April Fools' Day joke.
i know that the eu is a mess. but come on

>mahhh sjw
kill yourself

When did the EU go so wrong?

Because it is the only space opera/epic/fantasy we'll ever get now that Disney has bought it. No one will ever try to compete again. This is all we'll get as far as major motion pictures and we are stuck with flicks for eternity.

too true. prequels fan btw

star wars is basically fucked forever now that disney owns it.
just look at the massive quality drop from the clone wars show to rebels.

Vaguely related story time
>Be high school sophomore
>Spending the night at friends house with some other people
>We're all playing minecraft, "that kid" friend lets me use his laptop
>Decide to troll through his recently visited files
>Find rule34 archive of star wars porn in a folder marked "RERGISTY"
>Quietly attract the attention of everyone but the friend and show them all of it
>For the rest of the year he is known as "Wookies and cream"

>Luke, did you know that after Jabba's death Bib Fortuna tried to take over his business, but got turned into a brain in a jar with spider legs by cultist living in Jabba's basement?

Yeah, the New Republic were shit and i like it being retconned. The only parts i miss of the EU is Thrawn himself, and Ostrander's Legacy.

You have the wrong episode.
youtube.com/watch?v=dcfV6yUUMhs

It is not even that. No matter the quality, we aren't getting anything else ever. We are stuck with it for our entire lives.

Thrawn's back in.

Good. EU had some great characters, but the actual stories involving them were either fanfic-tier bullshit or rehashes. When mid-90s FPS tell a more convenient story then the books then there is nothing wrong with retconning that shit.

tcw had some of the best choreography for an animated show that i have ever seen.

Haven't seen a lot of animated shows I take it.

that's not the tartakovsky clone wars

No >he was a good friend at the end

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I read that as Tarkovski CW. Now thats some heavy shit