Planning on picking up Starbucks for my friend tomorrow and cumming in it before giving it to her...

Planning on picking up Starbucks for my friend tomorrow and cumming in it before giving it to her. What drink do you think would cover up the taste the most?

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soy milk, your cum will just add more soy

Just get her whatever her go-to usual is

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but the thing is she's normally just a coffee drinker and that will be super obvious.

any frapp with so much fat and sugar that you can go two days without eating after you drink it.

Anything with caramel added. Get her a vanilla caramel mocha with maybe an extra shot, if she says there is saltiness give her that incredulous smile that says "ew what lol?" and suggest maybe they use salted caramel or some stupid shit

I work for Starbucks and the salted caramel Frappuccino would be perfect.
Trust me.

There we go, for once I get an actual good suggestion when I ask for shit on Sup Forums. That sounds like the move

hell yeah thanks man

now show us what the girl getting the salted frap will look like

i can in around 15 min

Iced and stirred Carmel machiatto m8

like over ice and not a frap?

just so you know, this is an actual crime you could get arrested and charged for. just saying.

Are you going to tell?

better do it

Aah, this is the /b I used to know and love, good luck user.

Or else what?
You're welcome. Thanks faggot.

I don't understand the point of doing this. You are a small man, no confidence, this gives you secret power over her? You are getting at her because of chad?

Op is a creep. This is the first step in hurting someone for real.

Op, be a man and kys.

Or else OP will be a faggot I guess.

>how. they make profit? wtf!!!

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what is pic related?

>ruining fun
>social justice warrior
Listen here faggit. Shut up and enjoy the show
>hurting someone
Its calles life you faggit

for the lulz why else?

There may be hope once more for this board.

Stop it user, you're giving me nostalgic feels.

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If you don’t piss too much, everything is okay. I pissed in a lot of drinks and never got caught

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For the lulz is that guy who pushed over the card rack in times square on cam.

This is something we'll never see or know if it really happened. And he's samefagging too.

Op is a huge weak fag. A small man if this is his fantasy he want to share with us.

Not samefagging. Think whatever you want I dont care

Semen is very salty and has a strong odor. Depending on how much you of your cum you drop in, it might be very easy to tell. Just drop a few drips, don't go balls deep in the drink dude. Also consider that depending on the texture, the semen might precipitate or clump, meaning she might see some white gooey stuff floating in there after a few sips and then you're bust. So calculated strategy is most important.

Of course, it's better if you take your dick and shoot your cum in her mouth and eyes in real life like any alpha beast would do. But if that's not an option, I guess this is your sorry beta way to weasle your way to get semen in her mouth. Weird if you ask me.

Why do you want to cum in her drink do you think its funny?

newfag
edgy contrarian Sup Forums is pretty new, Sup Forums used to practically be an edgier version of tumblr

the old old Sup Forums was the best, people dicked around but there were no tryhards

And a different drink isn't?

pics or it didn't happen

We know. Fuck everyone that doesn't.

Its not what you know its what you can prove in court.

This is the type of shit she will become your girlfriend over. Enough plausible deniability and bullshit for it to work. She will know and choose you for the balls you had.

No its not.

this reminds me of all those times i came on my roommate's toothbrush

ah, memories

shampoo/conditioner bottle for me

oh i've done my share of that too

I tired my mom's facial cream as well but it was to hard to mix well.

nice, too bad it didn't work out tho

I’ve pissed and cummed in few of my gf’s stuff

WHAT STUFF BRO

MODS

>omg thank you so much! you're such a sweet guy!

underrated

OPs a fucking faggot cuck who couldnt get a real girl if he tried

Reddit is down the hall and to your left

>He posted the thumbnail

Faggot

>That spacing
Go back to re**it fag

Bump waiting for op to post femanon

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pool chemical frappe

people like this are worse than niggers

who would you rather be behind in line at starbucks? op or gif related

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Op can't get laid and has to be a creep instead.

Not OP, but i'm married and would 100% do what OP is suggesting for lulz.

You're also a creep and your wife deserves better lol

Go for the java chip frap you creepy fag. It's undrinkably sweet as is so I doubt a little spoog juice would be noticeable at all. Who knows, a little aphrodisiac might get your pathetic ass laid

Why the fuck are you here?

>Get coffe with friend
>see white clumps in my coffe
>omg that is obviously anons cum and not like idk sour milk etc!!1!!!1!!11!
Shut the fuck up retard

Salted caramel

Salted caramel

salted caramel

What kind of drink is that homeboy?

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It looks like that unicorn garbage