Shit in the funniest place possible

Shit in the funniest place possible.

Ceiling fan.

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Under the litterbox so they clean it twice before picking it up and finding out.

underneath the fresh diapers, assuming they have youngins

My face and kill myself inside

Wow those trips don't argue. Are you sure you dont want to reach out to people nearby.

The toilet. they come home have a HUGE fight.

Poo in the back of the toilet

on his gun safe. if he keeps it under his bed / matress - shit there.

Toilet. They'll never expect it. And don't wash your hands, that will really show them.

"honey grab yours, mines gone to shit"

There is a greentext for this

I shit in the heater vent. During the cold winter night, they turn on the heat and smell my intestinal wrath. The children cry and the married couple scream, doing anything they can to escape the putrid stench of taco bell fury from my flaming asshole, blaming each other for my sadistic deeds.

No one is safe from my anal destruction.

Not even the children.

On a pillow, inside the pillowcase, so when they go to bed and put their head on the pillow the shit seeps through the pillowcase onto their face

6/10 good on paper bad in practice, just like communism

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on their tv remote

In the microwave, then heat it up for about a few minutes.

Either the toaster, the kettle or the cutlery draw.

evenly distributed between light fixtures

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that's brutal

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Under the sheets or under the blanket, would covered the shit with the blanket or with the sheets so when they sleep they sleep in shit

fuck you tyler

Perfectly balanced turd placed on his pets sleeping head

On a plate thin rap it up and put it in the fridge so the have left overs

Shit in the kids closet, the parents will think the child did it and will think he's lying when he says he didn't do it. He will be forever tramatized knowing that somebody broke into the home and nobody believed him.

In their Nutella.
They'll won't know until it's too late.

Place my shit on the blades of the celing fan in the living room. That way when they turn it on my shit gets flung on to the walls and most likely on the TV. Or if my shit dries out the smell will get dispersed through out the room.

They will probably smell it and not turn it on until the shit is located.

I'd say oven, but would most likely be easily seen . . .

In the remote control. Inside so that they get a little bit of shit on their hands every time they use it.

In the clothes dryer

I go to they're bedroom and shit in theyr feces