How do I deal with my yellow fever, if there are no Asians in my country?

How do I deal with my yellow fever, if there are no Asians in my country?

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Asians girls aren't like how you imagine them to be

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The few ones that I've met where very self centered, judgemental and all around boring to be with. They thought themselves to be divas, because they think most white guys have "yellow fever".

Go on a pen friend website.
Select countries of relevance.
Write / read / giggle
Visit country when invited.
Root / party / Marry.
Profit.

I did all this 12 years ago. Now married with 2 kids. You can't lose.

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Catch hepatitis. You'll see yellow people soon enough.

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move to china

these ugly lizard gooks can be found in every country on this planet ...even shitholes in africa

Most Beautiful women are if they've been hot for long enough. Imagine their surprise when they hit their 30s.

Volunteer at your local Girl Guides troop.

Find the most difficult, spoiled girl there. Bonus points if her father is in organized crime.

Try to make her do your housework for you and cook you a full Thanksgiving dinner, complete with four different kinds of stuffing, three of which you are not going to even touch.

Gauge how much success you had. If it is none, then you are not ready to have an Asian girlfriend.

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always better to fap to their pics than actually have one.
reality never lives up to fantasy.
>married asian hottie, ama (pic not related)

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Mail order bride. I've never done it, but a coworker did. Apparently, there are a lot of desperate, poor-as-shit Asians out there. He scored a young one, about half his age. I want to say she was from Vietnam. Since she wasn't Americanized, she has none of the negative qualities that others have posted about. In fact, the exact opposite. In her culture, women exist to serve their man.

No antiviral medications have proved helpful in treating yellow fever. As a result, treatment consists primarily of supportive care in a hospital.

Go to an Asian Brothel

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most asians i have met have been bigger normalfags than white women so you should probably look at college or something
I recommend filipinos, indonesians, guam, etc oceania asians because they can be the most unique or not boring androids
chinese, japs, indians especially, koreans are all normalfags even in america they suck ass

there are asian prostitutes in EVERY country

aren't there?

Try fucking humans instead.

just buy a ticket to Thailand or the Philippines and fuck your brains out for a week. Its not that expensive honestly.

But be careful you might get hooked. I make it an Annual affair my wife doesnt know about. Im actually glad for it, i feel like it refreshes our marriage every so often.

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This. Asians are basically robots with no soul, because there's too many of them.

>posting pic of a pinay au pair that fucked her way through northern europe
how about getting an au pair for your bro's family?

btw kriscel is still active as au pair kek

Eastern eu prettier women

Hi! I'll be your GF

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i wanna cuddle with Anri

>Be white
>Live in the west
>have a job and everything
>Go to glorious nippon
>Attend to those big marriage interview meet ups they have there
>They will literally fight over you
>???
>Empty balls every day

go to thailand and rape 12 years olds. How i got over it.
>tfw i like brown girls now
>tfw age of consent is 14 in mexico

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what do you mean big marriage interview, wtf?

if you are newfag you wouldnt understand m8

They often host big events where people attend to look for a partner in marriage.
Pretty much like a job interview you show up there with a curriculum vitae and stuff.
You walk around looking around until you find someone to your liking and just hit it up.

>I dont save nudes in case my Wife finds my stash.

That was just a pic to motivate user. Here is a actual pic of the type of females i usually dick down on my excursions.

Not that guy but i lived in japan as well for a while and they have these speed-dating-esk type meet ups for bachelors and bachelorettes. (basically the site "meetup") where you guys basically just get to know each other. I attended a few, got a pretty great blowjob right after in my car from this 29 yo Jap milf with 2 kids.

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lil pinoy sluts are the bestttt

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How does one go about finding out information about these events?

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>motivate
it was just a funny coincidence. she is actually spread all over net. i found out by accident. she or her lover had an account on flickr with loads of private pics. now all closed down. i guess they got into trouble.
she is based in netherlands now and looking for au pair job. if my wife wasn't so suspicious she could take care of me and my children kek.