>Your son comes out as gay
How do you react?
Your son comes out as gay
I no longer have a son.
And never come back.
i mean its fine as long as you're happy
no point in being hateful for the sake of boosting self confidence
WHEN THE FUCK DID I HAVE A KID! SHIT!
kms
Try to hide faint disappointment.
Try to find all his gay porn, and OC that he's definitely made.
Fantasise about topping his bf.
Fap.
have buttsex with him
Meh could be worse atleast you aren't a nigger.
This?
What if your nigger son comes out as gay?
Faggot lover detected
suck his dick
Make him suck my dick to see how good his blow game is.
try and have another son. I want grandkids and some faggot isnt fucking that up
why would i care.
it's his dick and his butthole.
it's totally up to my son what he's going to do with it.
>Your son
>Implying sex with women
Im a muslim so I'll take him into the mountains and push him off
Show him my special way of changing a car battery.
Then my farm equipment is broke and it's time to retire it.
Also negro baby would imply I slept with a black woman to make it. Then that would imply I had aids and the pool would be closed.
Too swag.
Would be proud that he is at least white.
Could be worse.
Stay true and innocent my friend.
> Come on son, now we can look at traps >together on Sup Forums!
Sell his bitcoin
make him into a trap, no homo
He doesn't have bitcoin.
Marvel at the fact that science has allowed me to have a child as a tranny. But still be disappointed that it chose to be a boy.
Show him b/. You're now with your kind my boy
that person is obviously taking estrogen
And?
This
There's no and.
>>make me proud son
"you just wasted that card on nothing, son. Should´ve waited for some shit moment in your life to use it, anyway, you better be top, I didn´t waste my time raising some bottom bitch boy that can´t handle his own life, now fuck off and close the door on your way out."
That's not loving though. At least beat him and torture him until he's cured or give him viagra and get some girls to rape him and rub their pussy all over his face for an entire month. And of all that fails. Have a girl milk his semen, freeze it and then throw him off mountain.
Inform kid that his mother is a lying cunt and that his real father must be a real piece of shit. His mother just told him I'm his father so they could get muh sheckles because real dad doesn't have any. Kid aint mine, I was a smart user and got vasectomy at 21.
Also dont care about faggotry so long as he doesn't have mental illness and thinks he's some made up gender.
Death is the only thing that can wash away his sin.
Beat him outta shit for being a useless faggot that can't fucking breed
nothing
make him my personal cumslut, obviously
Your inability to pick up women on the other hand...
Sup Forums. Sup Forums never changes
"It's okay son... So am I"
Be mad. I don't tolerate that stuff
"It's not gay if it was on the Moon."
Only his death will wash away the evil from our midst.
Well I'm secretly bi so I wouldn't be surprised, but I'd privately encourage him to remember that it's okay to like both and not to shut himself off from half of life's possible pleasures.
that's right, after all, we're all fags here
>reacting
Primitive
>If just gay
Happy for him
>If trap
Happy for him and help him get guys
>if 10/10 trap
Ask if want to smash
No faggot, you maybe enjoy sucking nigger cocks, but i don't
Denying it doesn't make it go away.
not really into monkeys either user, but hey, a hole is a hole right?
also are you sure Sup Forums is the right board for you?
Yeah yeah...
I start seeking his horny gay friends for some yummy twink cock
>all these edgelord internet tough guys
I’d just tell him that it wont change a thing and doesnt make me look any different at him like a normal parent
It would probably be my gentics fault anyway thats why i’ll never have kids kek
ur a boi
I'm fine with it, as long as he's not religious or an SJW degenerate.
>not reacting
psychopathic
i can see your fedora through the wireless tower
Christians are so loving.
>being a healthy well adjusted person is being a fedora tipper
Really makes me think
Weird that Im bi 28 and hoping for bi or gay kids of my own?
Why the fuck would I care?
I don't like to think about men fucking so I wouldn't devote any thought to it.
Don't. We need straight people. But they'll probably be straight if you're hoping to have gays.
I really wouldn't care, so long as he's not a faggot about it.
I'm fine with gays, I just hate faggots.
Unironically this.
how can you tell someone is gay if they don't own bitcoin?
>How do you react?
Rationally of course.
"Oh shit lel"
Christian Terrorist Envy
give him a hand job!
This is pretty brutal and disgusting, but atleast these guys aren't fucking it up. Beheadings looks pretty quick, probably not even time to process the pain. Better than having the head sawed off with a knife or taking multiple swings.
I fuck his ass until he's straight again
sell his body as gay escort to earn money.
does he look this good pic relate?
>tfw my dad pulled this shit when I came out
Congratulate him. Like father like son am i right?
Depends. If he's prepubescent: "You're a little young to know that." If he's going through puberty: "I thought the same thing at your age. Give it some time to make sure it's not just your hormones." Otherwise: "I'm glad you feel comfortable sharing that with me."
Pretty much this
faggot detected
Give him the choice of psychiatric treatment or never coming round
Jerk off to gay porn with him.
>why son...
sex with him
Go clean your room. Faggot.
Call him a faggot and go about my day. Idgaf. But ima still be trump train gun toting redkneck. Deal with it
Your dad sounds like a cool dude
I lock him in the basement and force him to starve to death,
well, i dont give a fuck.
Piss off.
Rapping him till he becomes straight again
we wont allow roleplaying in the house
Thank God
>at least he enjoyed the last 6 years
How a Sup Forumstard can even possibly get laid to have a child at first place? And of course I'll fuck him. A hole is a hole.