/mls/ general - TRICKY edition

>FRIDAY, 6/2
Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes, 11pm EST

>SATURDAY, 6/3
NYCFC vs Philadelphia Union, 1pm EST
Sporting KC vs Minnesota United, 5pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Atlanta United, 5:30pm
DC United vs LA Galaxy, 7pm
Montreal Impact vs NY Red Bulls, 7:30
New England Revolution vs Toronto FC, 7:30
FC Dallas vs Real Salt Lake, 8pm
Colorado Rapids vs Columbus Crew, 9pm

>SUNDAY, 6/4
Orlando City vs Chicago Fire, 7:30pm
Seattle Sounders vs Houston Dynamo, 10pm

>NASL
nasl.com/schedule
>USL
uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com/schedule

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FIRST for CHAMPS

Shouldnt have called up jordan "white altidore" memeis. What the fuck is Arena thinking?

>soon

>tomorrow

AWW YEAH

SHAKE N BAKE

>perf

>What is Arena thinking?
How do I make Beleibers fans of the ninja turtles?

delete this, thanks

Anyone looked at some of the East's home/road split? It's insane.

>Chicago 6-0-1 at home, 1-3-2 away
>Orlando 6-1-1 at home, 1-4-1 away
>Columbus 5-2-1 at home, 2-5-0 away
>Energy Drinks 5-1-2 at home, 1-5-0 away
>New England 4-0-2 at home, 0-5-3 away

Obviously you're going to be better at home than away, but that kind of disparity is astounding.
It's basically >lolhometeamwins

>zero (0) shots on goal
Absolutely disgusting

Welcome to MemeLS

first season with us?

Loons win tomorrow

>beating sporting in KC
Good luck

BOW DOWN, user

>11 hours to soccer

HNNNNNNNNNNGH

aftn.ca/whitecaps-promote-atlanta-uniteds-goalscoring-danger-on-twitter-and-the-response-is-brutal/

Why are Vancouver fans such sensitive pussies?

>Canada

>Quacks
>Tinders

WHO YA GOT

>20/6

I don't know, probably the home team

>dat Portland atmosphere

Flakes look awful lately

SO'S YOUR FACE

4.5 hours to soccer, y'all.

Which squad does Sup Forums hate more?

Is this a rivalry match?

t. uninformed eastfag

Da tumblrs.
I don't think about Quacks at all.

>no one thinks about San Jose at all

It's their own fucking fault, they need a team that plays a sport other than soccer/hockey.

It's more like that SJ has one of the lowest budgets in the league and seems content to never really compete for titles in MLS 3.0

>has a great product
>puts forth the minimum allowable effort, content with whatever profits that results in

Is San Jose the DC Movies of /mls/?

>tfw no streaming

lmao i just ran into zardes in DC walking the streets

Aren't they in Houston already.

Was he buying snickers bars and complaining about electrical infetterence?

what did zapdos say? you went up to him right?

yeah he was with mcbean and a dude who looked like a trainer

just said whats up and that i'll be at the game tomorrow and to play well.

i really wanted to just tell him i hope your first touch isnt a piece of shit tomorrow but i don't want to be that piece of shit

anyone in here watching seattle - san jose later?

zapdos hat trick confirmed.
gross, why would i go and do that? hate both teams

>why would i go and do that?
it's the only league game tonight and baseball will be over by then?

i can survive, tomorrow will be full of sawker

tomorrow will be the most sawker of all sawker

Why do we allow leafs, let alone le/a/fs?

because you don't bump the thread otherwise new ip

Just wait a year or so, CPL posting will be on full blast

>Soon, eh

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Xth for /ayy/

Tfw Ohio derby

literally whom

>not Kiowa

so is my MLS live broken or has this shit actually not started yet

>named Blanco
>actually vaguely white
neat

>argentina
>blanco

>there will be a moment of silence for the people who lost there lives in an anti-muslim terror attack

this is the gayest fucking league on earth isn't it
did they get all the nails out of the manchester kids faces yet?

i said vaguely

How dead is the San Diego bid?

This is the league for leftists
Personally it's hard to reason why I stick around

Go Crew

>said during a game in Portland, OR

What this crew can do for me is start this derby out right

like if they just said "victims of the stabbing" i wouldn't care but to pretend people getting shanked by a hobo is the same as a guy coming back from fighting for ISIS in syria to europe so he can kill himself with a nailbomb in a sea of little girls with the assistance of people who still have not been identified or arrested is even close to the same thing is such faggot bullshit

it happened in the city, it's their first home game since no?
who knows probably a bit ded. they need the state university, aka leftist indoctrination center, and they pulled out iirc. would like sacramento before sd anyway, just since they started off with usl

see and since when do sports clubs commemorate stabbing victims anyway

ok

Saving the best for the Gold Cup la.

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>mls supporters realize they stole all their chants from europe
>start singing 20 different versions of We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister instead

too bad they rate stanford kiddie more than the dude who spent most of his career in lower division and didn't go to such a prominent uni. i think the point of memeis is that he'll get better, but if he sticks to shitattle, that's not gonna happen.
don't take my ok as me agreeing/disagreeing. don't really care either way.

>lazy, flopping ass

>more archer reaction images.gif

stopped watching after the vice season. what happened to the show? probably gone on too long

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i still like it, i'll leave out details you haven't seen yet and just say the story is stalled at a specific point so the last season was a self contained throwaway tribute to George Coe (woodhouse's voice) who passed away and then there's at least two more coming after

the main writer says he wants it to wrap up a specific way and is just waiting till he doesn't like the show anymore to finish it off

>having to refball San Jose
the absolute state of the timbers

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>>first home game in over a month
>>win 2-0

if it's not /ourguys/ cristos, or /ourfutureguys/ afc anchorage or >my mlels farm team, i don't care about lower leagues.

so that ejection of Ceren was bullshit eh

Fuck that stupid FB Live shit, what a fucking embarrassing joke of a program.

FB is fucking atrocious on its own, a fucking bloated mess of programs that no person given a good choice would volunteer to use, but then to add MLS retarded ass attempts at being cool or innovative or whatever those fucking rich cunts who suck at the tax loophole tit think they are doing.

These fucking vampires who have no pressure to actually innovative or help their fans and who not only don't care about US Soccer but actively undermine it with their AYSO coaching and half assed rule system that they'll change the moment their taint hairs feel the breeze of passing money, they've completely ruined the ability to watch the league.

It's on in no bars, it's not on during regular times, it has no coherent schedule, you can't watch it at home if it happens to be on one of the Mexican channels that you don't have, that is if you can figure out which of the seven potential Mexican channels it might be on since having contracts with all of them was another brilliant MLS plan.

Then their FB live partnership doesn't even work. It doesn't even appear on the pages. But does MLS care? Of course not. Zuckerberg is paying them, so who the fuck cares if the games are even shown.

And Zuckerberg doesn't care if the games are shown, he just wants your IP address and the type of porn you watch so he can blackmail every American and get elected president.

US Soccer are cucks who don't care, and they won't care when their underpaid players beat TNT 1-0 and lose to Mexico 3-0 and they won't care when Bruce Arena sends out Dax fucking McCarthy and Arena's pants fall down as the US drops out of WCQ and instead they'll send Lalas out to suck his dick since Arena has to be the MLS Mourinho and not just some fat ass community college fitness coach because they only appoint the best and the shit team of MLS grandparents who fail again and again will be excused because MUH LEAGUE TALENT

u mad

literally this, holy shit.

Wait user, you aren't watching it on Univision?

And Men in Blazers and Reddit and all the other associated cock sucking acts that MUH LEAGUE their way to ad revenue will laugh and clap along as MLS owners pile up money in their accounts and right off their losses

And when a US Cup game draws on of their Borg collective teams against a NASL team, they'll sue to prevent it from being shown online and they laugh as their minumum wage players lose in front of 300 fans because who the fuck cares, so long as the tax payers paid for the stadium and the security and the fans paid $10 for a Miller or better yet drank no beer and instead ate a $12 bag of Sunchips

And when one of the actual talents of the league gets sick of this and tries to leave they'll kidnap his dog and sit on the deal because MUH LEAGUE TALENT and when Pulisic and Mix finally just stop showing up to international games since a Jason Kreis led USMNT wonderteam of a 70 year old Beasley and Tim Howard are for SOME REASON not able to qualify for tournaments, MLS will laugh and make a funny gif about it and announce a new sponsorship where Bella Hadid livesteams games on her instragram or some fat tittied bitch describes games on Alex Jone's Twitch stream and pat themselves on the back while raking in another million.

Anyway this game sucks, MLS sucks, the Albanian Süper Premier Wonder League is more exciting and I can literally see more games from that league than MLS and so who the fuck cares, MLS can keep their random Salvadoran ex-confict refs and their amazing SUTTER HEALTH and ALASKA AIRLINES sponsorships, all the best you fucking lazy, undeserving rich cunts I cannot wait for this world to become a dust bowl

What's wrong with a fat titted bitch streaming your mls?
(As long as she has nice feet, of course)

b-but muh parity, b-but muh flyover teams that would get left behind, b-but muh nasl 1.0
i really should get into hyperlocal sawker. enough of this manufactured bullshit
or just keep enjoying the mediocrity until pay, and subsequently quality, increases. or just hope for another era of no 1st division sawker in the US, and for them to try again.

Nothing wrong with it since nothing matters and life isn't worth living and the world is a cruel joke played on us by a pernicious god who allows Landon Donovan to live while African babies die

don't forget about Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorious

I was reading that Guardian article about the failure to qualify for the '86 WC. It was two years or so after the collapse of the league and it talked about US Soccer's complete incompetence.

And I thought: wow how far we've come

And then I thought about it some more: actually they've just fucked it up in new ways

No franchised league and US Soccer has to be rebuilt would be nice, but we will still have to behead all the cunts at FIFA.

But a North American Premier League and then a football league tiered system would totally be possible today, and with ESPN ded and streaming a viable option, the new rich cunts who would run the new league would at least be able to show all the fucking games.

I don't thing's there's another GOOOL left in this game

is tired match -_-

hadn't seen the article yet, will check it out. it's fascinating how soccer in the us has evolved into what we have now.
makes you wonder how it would have gone down if the first nasl hadn't shit the bed, or if the sport hadn't faded away earlier in the century.

is there any thing objectively wrong or corrupt about Chara?

>seems like a prooty cool dood

you. i like you.

>BULL SHT

GOT DAMN RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>their are people in this Mongolian BBQ Bulletionboard message thread that still believe with passion that the MLS will one day be an appropriate FIFA league and not just a Title IX money grab with the hooker's in the middle

>a viable United States Association Football League

Fascinasty... -_-

I literally, unironically agree with all of these. Especially on Arena.

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

POP SMOKE

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE

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it's like the two sides of the same coin political system we're stuck with. what can you do against? would i like to overhaul it, and start over? sure, but i'm just one person.
and it's easier to just be an observer to the circus, eat some bread they sell