>FRIDAY, 6/2 Portland Timbers vs San Jose Earthquakes, 11pm EST
>SATURDAY, 6/3 NYCFC vs Philadelphia Union, 1pm EST Sporting KC vs Minnesota United, 5pm Vancouver Whitecaps vs Atlanta United, 5:30pm DC United vs LA Galaxy, 7pm Montreal Impact vs NY Red Bulls, 7:30 New England Revolution vs Toronto FC, 7:30 FC Dallas vs Real Salt Lake, 8pm Colorado Rapids vs Columbus Crew, 9pm
>SUNDAY, 6/4 Orlando City vs Chicago Fire, 7:30pm Seattle Sounders vs Houston Dynamo, 10pm
It's their own fucking fault, they need a team that plays a sport other than soccer/hockey.
Cameron Sanchez
It's more like that SJ has one of the lowest budgets in the league and seems content to never really compete for titles in MLS 3.0
Owen Rogers
>has a great product >puts forth the minimum allowable effort, content with whatever profits that results in
Is San Jose the DC Movies of /mls/?
Eli Parker
>tfw no streaming
Angel Johnson
lmao i just ran into zardes in DC walking the streets
Caleb Davis
Aren't they in Houston already.
Julian Moore
Was he buying snickers bars and complaining about electrical infetterence?
Sebastian Cruz
what did zapdos say? you went up to him right?
David Gonzalez
yeah he was with mcbean and a dude who looked like a trainer
just said whats up and that i'll be at the game tomorrow and to play well.
i really wanted to just tell him i hope your first touch isnt a piece of shit tomorrow but i don't want to be that piece of shit
Kayden Lewis
anyone in here watching seattle - san jose later?
Michael Collins
zapdos hat trick confirmed. gross, why would i go and do that? hate both teams
Levi Rogers
>why would i go and do that? it's the only league game tonight and baseball will be over by then?
Gabriel Taylor
i can survive, tomorrow will be full of sawker
Christopher Reyes
tomorrow will be the most sawker of all sawker
Julian Howard
Why do we allow leafs, let alone le/a/fs?
Angel Jones
because you don't bump the thread otherwise new ip
Charles Garcia
Just wait a year or so, CPL posting will be on full blast
>Soon, eh
Asher Hughes
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Jonathan Brooks
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Aaron Reed
Xth for /ayy/
Wyatt Diaz
Tfw Ohio derby
Jordan Rogers
literally whom
Bentley Reyes
>not Kiowa
Jaxon Perez
so is my MLS live broken or has this shit actually not started yet
Wyatt Brown
>named Blanco >actually vaguely white neat
Xavier Walker
>argentina >blanco
Ethan Williams
>there will be a moment of silence for the people who lost there lives in an anti-muslim terror attack
this is the gayest fucking league on earth isn't it did they get all the nails out of the manchester kids faces yet?
Christopher Sanders
i said vaguely
Thomas Morales
How dead is the San Diego bid?
This is the league for leftists Personally it's hard to reason why I stick around
Dylan Cooper
Go Crew
Benjamin Davis
>said during a game in Portland, OR
Christopher Davis
What this crew can do for me is start this derby out right
Henry Myers
like if they just said "victims of the stabbing" i wouldn't care but to pretend people getting shanked by a hobo is the same as a guy coming back from fighting for ISIS in syria to europe so he can kill himself with a nailbomb in a sea of little girls with the assistance of people who still have not been identified or arrested is even close to the same thing is such faggot bullshit
David Walker
it happened in the city, it's their first home game since no? who knows probably a bit ded. they need the state university, aka leftist indoctrination center, and they pulled out iirc. would like sacramento before sd anyway, just since they started off with usl
Benjamin Brooks
see and since when do sports clubs commemorate stabbing victims anyway
Christopher Parker
ok
Ethan Reed
Saving the best for the Gold Cup la.
Carson Bell
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Jeremiah King
>mls supporters realize they stole all their chants from europe >start singing 20 different versions of We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister instead
William Sanchez
too bad they rate stanford kiddie more than the dude who spent most of his career in lower division and didn't go to such a prominent uni. i think the point of memeis is that he'll get better, but if he sticks to shitattle, that's not gonna happen. don't take my ok as me agreeing/disagreeing. don't really care either way.
John Foster
>lazy, flopping ass
Adam Reed
>more archer reaction images.gif
Ian Russell
stopped watching after the vice season. what happened to the show? probably gone on too long
Jonathan Wright
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Nathaniel Long
i still like it, i'll leave out details you haven't seen yet and just say the story is stalled at a specific point so the last season was a self contained throwaway tribute to George Coe (woodhouse's voice) who passed away and then there's at least two more coming after
the main writer says he wants it to wrap up a specific way and is just waiting till he doesn't like the show anymore to finish it off
Eli James
>having to refball San Jose the absolute state of the timbers
Michael Ward
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Ryan Morris
>>first home game in over a month >>win 2-0
Blake Ross
if it's not /ourguys/ cristos, or /ourfutureguys/ afc anchorage or >my mlels farm team, i don't care about lower leagues.
Bentley Butler
so that ejection of Ceren was bullshit eh
Carter Watson
Fuck that stupid FB Live shit, what a fucking embarrassing joke of a program.
FB is fucking atrocious on its own, a fucking bloated mess of programs that no person given a good choice would volunteer to use, but then to add MLS retarded ass attempts at being cool or innovative or whatever those fucking rich cunts who suck at the tax loophole tit think they are doing.
These fucking vampires who have no pressure to actually innovative or help their fans and who not only don't care about US Soccer but actively undermine it with their AYSO coaching and half assed rule system that they'll change the moment their taint hairs feel the breeze of passing money, they've completely ruined the ability to watch the league.
It's on in no bars, it's not on during regular times, it has no coherent schedule, you can't watch it at home if it happens to be on one of the Mexican channels that you don't have, that is if you can figure out which of the seven potential Mexican channels it might be on since having contracts with all of them was another brilliant MLS plan.
Then their FB live partnership doesn't even work. It doesn't even appear on the pages. But does MLS care? Of course not. Zuckerberg is paying them, so who the fuck cares if the games are even shown.
And Zuckerberg doesn't care if the games are shown, he just wants your IP address and the type of porn you watch so he can blackmail every American and get elected president.
US Soccer are cucks who don't care, and they won't care when their underpaid players beat TNT 1-0 and lose to Mexico 3-0 and they won't care when Bruce Arena sends out Dax fucking McCarthy and Arena's pants fall down as the US drops out of WCQ and instead they'll send Lalas out to suck his dick since Arena has to be the MLS Mourinho and not just some fat ass community college fitness coach because they only appoint the best and the shit team of MLS grandparents who fail again and again will be excused because MUH LEAGUE TALENT
Gavin Walker
u mad
Ayden Myers
literally this, holy shit.
Carter Taylor
Wait user, you aren't watching it on Univision?
Brayden Green
And Men in Blazers and Reddit and all the other associated cock sucking acts that MUH LEAGUE their way to ad revenue will laugh and clap along as MLS owners pile up money in their accounts and right off their losses
And when a US Cup game draws on of their Borg collective teams against a NASL team, they'll sue to prevent it from being shown online and they laugh as their minumum wage players lose in front of 300 fans because who the fuck cares, so long as the tax payers paid for the stadium and the security and the fans paid $10 for a Miller or better yet drank no beer and instead ate a $12 bag of Sunchips
And when one of the actual talents of the league gets sick of this and tries to leave they'll kidnap his dog and sit on the deal because MUH LEAGUE TALENT and when Pulisic and Mix finally just stop showing up to international games since a Jason Kreis led USMNT wonderteam of a 70 year old Beasley and Tim Howard are for SOME REASON not able to qualify for tournaments, MLS will laugh and make a funny gif about it and announce a new sponsorship where Bella Hadid livesteams games on her instragram or some fat tittied bitch describes games on Alex Jone's Twitch stream and pat themselves on the back while raking in another million.
Anyway this game sucks, MLS sucks, the Albanian Süper Premier Wonder League is more exciting and I can literally see more games from that league than MLS and so who the fuck cares, MLS can keep their random Salvadoran ex-confict refs and their amazing SUTTER HEALTH and ALASKA AIRLINES sponsorships, all the best you fucking lazy, undeserving rich cunts I cannot wait for this world to become a dust bowl
Jack Lewis
What's wrong with a fat titted bitch streaming your mls? (As long as she has nice feet, of course)
Aiden Ward
b-but muh parity, b-but muh flyover teams that would get left behind, b-but muh nasl 1.0 i really should get into hyperlocal sawker. enough of this manufactured bullshit or just keep enjoying the mediocrity until pay, and subsequently quality, increases. or just hope for another era of no 1st division sawker in the US, and for them to try again.
Kayden Lee
Nothing wrong with it since nothing matters and life isn't worth living and the world is a cruel joke played on us by a pernicious god who allows Landon Donovan to live while African babies die
Benjamin Hall
don't forget about Lance Armstrong and Oscar Pistorious
Owen Perez
I was reading that Guardian article about the failure to qualify for the '86 WC. It was two years or so after the collapse of the league and it talked about US Soccer's complete incompetence.
And I thought: wow how far we've come
And then I thought about it some more: actually they've just fucked it up in new ways
No franchised league and US Soccer has to be rebuilt would be nice, but we will still have to behead all the cunts at FIFA.
But a North American Premier League and then a football league tiered system would totally be possible today, and with ESPN ded and streaming a viable option, the new rich cunts who would run the new league would at least be able to show all the fucking games.
Leo Reed
I don't thing's there's another GOOOL left in this game
is tired match -_-
Brandon Evans
hadn't seen the article yet, will check it out. it's fascinating how soccer in the us has evolved into what we have now. makes you wonder how it would have gone down if the first nasl hadn't shit the bed, or if the sport hadn't faded away earlier in the century.
Joseph Morgan
is there any thing objectively wrong or corrupt about Chara?
>seems like a prooty cool dood
Luis Flores
you. i like you.
Ryan Reyes
>BULL SHT
GOT DAMN RITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carter Thomas
>their are people in this Mongolian BBQ Bulletionboard message thread that still believe with passion that the MLS will one day be an appropriate FIFA league and not just a Title IX money grab with the hooker's in the middle
>a viable United States Association Football League
Fascinasty... -_-
Benjamin Williams
I literally, unironically agree with all of these. Especially on Arena.
Easton Jenkins
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD >MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD >MOST DANGEROUS LEAD MOST DANGEROUS LEAD >MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Daniel Evans
POP SMOKE
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE
Charles Roberts
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Blake Taylor
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Matthew Perez
it's like the two sides of the same coin political system we're stuck with. what can you do against? would i like to overhaul it, and start over? sure, but i'm just one person. and it's easier to just be an observer to the circus, eat some bread they sell