/CUM/ - Canada, USA, Mexico

*Pretty goose* edition.

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How is your #asiangf2017 coming along?

man FUCK anime

id consider fucking that canadian

lmao I don't want an asian gf

Hello Canadians... remember me?
US sharters... did you guys get these weird canada shows too or was it just us?
>us sharters think catdog was a weird show

chap > buddy > bud

companion>lad>pal>>>>>>>>>>.everything else

>you
>fucking a canadian
I would like to know where your confidence comes from.

*dabs*

I threw another $50 on Latvian camwhores again. She didn't even show tits until the last 10 seconds of the private show.

No

Fucking geese need to all die. Every single morning at 6am during autumn there are dozens of those fuckers standing in the field outside my building honking non-stop. If I could snap every single neck from every single goose I'd die a happy man.

Fuck geese.

Remove the goose.

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bud>all

let it be known

familiar terms for friend are for niggers

Being a smart, handsome and successful man is where it comes from.

French Canadians flock her CONSTANTLY looking for that new hampshire WIENER

Here's me choking a dirty slut canadian

what the fuck has happened to /cum/?

anyone else here /haveagf/ ?
feels so good to be loved senpaitachi

Fuck

BEING
IAN
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

wanna be tough guys fighting in the old thread
ooohhh look out bois. biiig man are here

that show was unironically good

mexico, why don't you post more?

OOOOOOoooooo
ooooooooOOOOO

You showed up

Really want a swarthy celt British gf

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I am in an open relationship

Anime?

>d.va

>tfw no ruby gf

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*shouts heard in the distance*
>Is the narcan working?
>I dont know!
>Immediate argument ensues

i guess the narcan wasn't working

yes!!!
Anime!!

> tracer

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Oh crap, I remember that show. All the characters were really annoying and made me want to turn the TV off tho.

Why

*yells from upstairs to you*
yo user! where are the chips?!

>tfw 3 days off finally earned after non-stop year of work
>gf coming over to stay for all 3
MAX comfy

I can stop checking out the girl infront of my apartment she turns me on so hard everytime I see her
How can I ask her if she wants to have sweet sex with me?

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amine

stop making terrible editions and I'll tell you

rate my oc memeball

wish there was a good Warcraft mod for Warband or CK2

ANIME
N
I
M
E

how do I stop my shoes from smelling

LTC might just be the next big coin, ridiculous amount of money being poured into it right now

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I'm glad I'm not an anime character because I would be a serial rapist in a 2D world

stop having stinky feet

Post your ideal bf. Pic related is mine.

>tfw no half black blue eyed criminal bf

wash your feet better in the shower
if you aren't scrubbing your feet with soap and wearing fresh socks every day i got news for you bud

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posting anime - acceptable

watching anime past 2007 - unforgivable

>that buy wall
wew

hit too close to home?

do you love me

I want to learn how to imitate having a Finnish accent. Advice pls.

american's don't shart dummy

This character is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

If you know this to be true of yourself then there's a chance you are a rapist

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1/3rd of Finns have a Swedish/nordic accent
1/3rd of Finns have a British accent
1/3rd of Finns have Rally accent, so study Kimi Raikkonen

going to get smashed when my parents go to sleep holy fuck

>me when /cum/ says they dont like anime

9/11

The Finnish accent is so silly, It's like th Finnish people were made just to meme

get carbon inserts

>having to wait until your parents go to bed to get shitfaced

what a life

>tfw like the characters from overwatch
>but never played the game

if there were no legal reprocussions for rape then every man would rape. it's natural. Most animals are rapists, ducks for example.

Why do terrorists attacks never happen in animes

Overwatch

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they have insane waifus

the suffering of life

more like Redditwatch

How do you make a Dane really mad? What are they insecure about?

Watch Zankyou no terror. It's actually super good.

just spent over 100 United States Federal Reserve Burger Coupons on music, buds

nothing tbqh
I'm very friendly

new love live singles just came out /cum/

It's like TF2 except with much more diversity of roles and abilities, plus waifus

>paying for music

Tomorrow is another day that I'll wake up without a Latina gf by my side

Canadians will never like you

Mercy is TOP TIER waifu

Asses look better with tight panties riding up them than a bare ass

Where do I find good conservative girls to marry?

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck this

it's ok. i don't mind what matters is that i like them

>listening to music that you can pirate
how much more of a plebe can you be?

under me

>Canadians

We did this too, at harvard I think

Toronto YES