Ask a femanon anything!
>inb4 "tits or gtfo".
Not my thing. You can ignore my thread if it bothers you so much.
In fact ignoring a thread is the only true way to get it to 404 so if you truly wish for me to 404 you wouldn't reply.
>inb4 "you think your special?"
Nah but you guys certainly make girls seem like they are lol
So let's just shoot the shit anons.
Last night was pretty awesome and I was happy to help some anons out!
Fuck off
Fuck it I’ll bite. What’s more important conventional looks(tall, abs, muscular) or personality(looks comparable to Adam Sandler)?
Eat shit, you pretentious twat
Well i can't speak for all girls on that because they have different opinions on what matter.
I used to be a bit shallow and go after guys who looked good.
And then I met my bf. He s not ugly but he was definitly not my type physically. Once I talked to him I quickly became attracted to his personality and now 4 years later hes the man I plan to marry
So I'll say that a good personality is way more important
Nah
you swallow?
Well my man finishes in me 99% of the time but yea I have no problem doing it
whats the best way to approach a girl if she is showing signs that she's interested?
Ever milk a prostate?
Well i really do think honesty is a good approach. If a girl is interested in you and you're almost sure of it just go up to her and ask her to hang out sometime.
Girls like guys who take charge and have confidence.
No need to put labels on it either...by not calling it a date your less likely to feel as rejected if she declines.
When you say something like "wanna hang out sometime?" It sounds more relaxed and basically says "I like you and I'm interested in hanging out and getting to know you better"
While "let's go on a date" sounds more like "I want you to be my girlfriend so I hope you like me"
It puts more pressure on yourself calling it a date.
Nope and I never ever plan to do butt stuff with a guy
Facts thanks girl
Can you be my friend?
Just a friend nothing other.
I have no friends at all
Never had a friend
tits or gtfo bitch
the problem is girls are mostly the same mindset there no way we could an value from a female
>i'm a human but i happen to have a vagina
That trait means nothing to me if you're not gonna show me your vagina. Otherwise, you're just another faggot on Sup Forums.
I will impart you with a question: How big are your tits?
No problem
Nah I'm good
36 C
>36 C
Tits or gtfo
Nice.
What is your opinion on Israel?
You're proof that Sup Forums is dead...SAGE
ITT: neets talking to a 30 yo autist
ITT and every other thread in this site as well though.
Hi, I'm Brian. Do you like guys who are usually the one in the kitchen?
Lol don't have much of an opinion on it aside from the fact it's a place id rather not be at.
Age you lost your virginity?
How many guys have you sucked?
How many cocks have you sucked?
Sluttiest thing you've ever done?
what do your leather gloves smell like?
Nice twist on that copy pasta kid
WRONG
I can still post in your shit thread you fucking faggot male AND help it die
SAGE GOES IN ALL FIELDS
>Answers to spam and baits
>Ignores my message
Fuck me even a fake faggot femanon ignores me how can I be such a huge anti-social piece of shit.
*How many guys have you fucked?
Kek
>Age you lost your virginity?
16. I'm 28 now
>How many guys have you (f)sucked?
I'm gonna assume you meant fucked.
13.
>How many cocks have you sucked?
Aside from the 13 fucked add like 2 more to that number
>Sluttiest thing you've ever done
Had a threesome with 2 guys.
Not my cup of tea if I'm being quite honest.
I don't have leather gloves but I do like the smell of leather
>spam and bait
Asking about cup size is a very genuine and imperative question to ask.
>thinks sage works
Aww you're adorable. Thanks for the bump
Well I'm not a fake femanon firstly.
Plans it's just awkward when someone asks you to randomly be their friend. Like I'd probably turn away if someone just walked up to me like "hi can you be my friend?"
Like don't be such an Autist dude. Friends are made by people slowly getting acquainted. Not all in your face type shit...
>Had a threesome with 2 guys.
>Not my cup of tea if I'm being quite honest.
What didn't you like about it? And how did you know the 2 guys?
Any experiences with other girls?
Like anal or no?
So what you're saying is lie to yourself
I feel you user.
I just wasn't a fan of trying to project my attention to 2 guys equally. It was very clumsy and confusing. It isn't like what you see in porn lol.
Also I feel like I did it to impress the guy I liked.
1 of them was a guy I liked and hooked up with for a long time. He talked about a 3 some saying how it was something he's wanted to try. He introduced me to a friend of his and we 3 hung out like normal for a while till one day he brings up a 3some between us.
I wasn't for it till he talked me into it and for some reason I felt he would like me more if I did.so yea...it really wasn't that fun for me. I just did it because I was stupidly crazy for 1 guy
Well I haven't talked to anyone in real life in the last 30 days and had no real friends years and years ago and it's feel like shit
I work as a programmer so I'm not "that" autistic at least I'm good at general logic and math
Seriously though, fuck these degenerate thots. They don't mean anything and will end up living in the streets working at McDonalds.
How So?
It's not lying.
I mean clearly you do want to get close to that person. user isn't talking about a fuck on the spot type of deal (which is really hard to find a girl that does that kinda thing...thats not a prostitute).
So the way to get a girl is to act cool. Don't be all sad and desperate. It's good to come across to a girl like you don't need her. Like to send the message that "hey if you wanna hang out that would be cool bit if not It ain't the end of the world for me"
Some autists are good at those thing.. they're not completely retarded you know.
But anyway. If you wanna talk to people go to a bar. A lot of the time you'll cone across people who will talk to you. People go to bars to have fun and be social. Your bound to run into someone who's willing to chat
That would not work, already forgot my country's language
And what country is that?
U mean dat my 10 friendo points don't count? Get outta here with that nonsense.
Romania
I born here and this was the first language I learned in my life but to be honest I only remember like 2-3 words from it...
How do you let a SO know that you're in the mood for sex?
Did you ever come so hard it was unpleasant?
Do you think Xi Jinping's move to remove term limits is done with the intention of becoming a lifelong dictator or just caving to internal pressures within the communist party?
Well if you wanna make friends best start learning
Whats it like on ur period?
Also I can't understand how peoples could make friends like how you said it.
You need to somehow start it from the beggining like atleast , you need to talk with him/her blindly without knowing him/her just randomly to begin with something , which is almost the same as just requesting a friendship.
>How do you let a SO know that you're in the mood for sex?
Well me and my man have been together for 4 years so...
Usually I just start sighing a lot till he gets the hint or if we are laying in bed I just start pushing my butt against him a lot
I don't like Romanian language in general
I am thinking about travelling to somewhere else, why not I have a lot of money from programming and when you are this depressed/anti-social as me you have no idea what to spend that money on...
Mostly I buy GPUs new PCs and have a few cats too
But I like my GPUs better than my cats tbh. I am just addicted to overclocking...
I've been on birth control for close to 10 years so I've had decent periods for a long time. My birth control shortens and lightens them so luckily I don't suffer too heavily like most girls without any form of protection.
I mainly get food cravings the first day. Sometimes I get a little overly emotional but all in all its nothing big. Cramps are still pretty bad though for the first 2 days
>implying it doesn't
imagine being this new
Yea but walking up to someone saying "can you be my friend?" Will send people running...
It's funny because the "deez nuts" guy came up to me on the train (way before he got viral) and basically sad that to me...and as you can clearly see....he isn't mentally all their.
I can tell you now that I've made my friend just being in their presence. Like you talk to them like your already friends. And eventually you run into each other enough times and keep talking more and more then you exchange numbers and bam you got a friend. It's a about the climb. You can't just magically wish yourself at the top of the mountain. You gotta work your way up. It's the same with any sort of relationship
>thinking he's been here longer than me
Wow adorable and dumb!
How do I revive my will to care about being with someone again? I’ve been alone for some time now and I just don’t feel like trying anymore. Feels bad man
I mean that's how i was before inner my man.
I was pretty over relationships and caring about people.
I think you will just have to come across the right person to make you care again.
The only thing I can really say though is become a yes man.
As in say yes to opportunities given to you (mainly social)
Like I was pretty reclusive and didn't want to go out much but I came to a point where I wanted to change and I told myself that if I was ever offered to go out or had the opportunity to That I would take it.
Then a friend invites me to a party when I really didn't want to go since I didn't know anyone there but I stuck to my plan and said yes. It was at the party I met the man I'm going to marry.
So just keep yourself available. The more you go out the more likely you might run into a person that will make you care again
Before I met my man*
Damn these typos are the worst.
Do you believe dennis rodmen is commiting active treason for his strong relationship with north korea and kim jung un?
hello femanon! femanon#2 here. rare to out oneself. what gets me is, don't the dudes who post "tits or gtfo" feel retarded after doing that? like, everyone knows user is probably autist overweight no friends virgin etc., why not value a femanon instead of propagate why no one takes Sup Forums seriously? also the stupidity of thinking they aren't communicating with a chick already, on an user messaging board lol. i love it when they call me lad, lad's my fav aha. welcome
I wasn't even aware those 2 were still buddies lol
They are still very much still connected. While i have you here, do you think we still be drone bombing pakistan?
I love it when spiderman raid fails fucking faggots.
I think they do it to prove you are a femanon
I got tired of typing lol
vocaroo.com
I'm pretty sure I stated above that I'm not knowledgeable on any sort of political things.
I'm an ignorant American. I don't care what the world is doing so long as I wake up the next day and even then I'm cool with it. Ive lived a good life
What do you do when a girl you like says she wants to kill yourself.
Sorry I'm a bit weird when I'm recording myself talk
"ignorant american" please note that i am also american. If youre not well versed in politics lets move on then shall we? Can you summize for the audience what the key to longevity is? If you could include biological processes that can be slowed down, whether to genetical engineering or preventive card, that eould be useful. Also the audience wants to know, what is your favorite cell part and why?
Lmfao that aint a female. Thats a fucking trap.
Get off my board you faggot.
Lol the thread froze when they suddenly realized they could be speaking with an actual girl.
That's hilarious.
You spooked them OP
Answer the question ma'am
haha sounds femanon to me!
>itt: Faggots
>stale pasta
sage
Thank you
None of the miss americas are smart but atleast they put forth the effort to try to answer.
When Will they learn sage does nothing? Lol
What sound does tthe cow make? How many fingers are on your left hand, remember its your left hand if you can make an L with your index finger and thumb
Ok you can give me a little more credit than that lol
Still sound like a trap faggot. Now show your boipussy
post feminine dick
16__ colombus sailed the ocean blue, fill the blank. No cheating
retard
you are rarted
Timestamp hands, please?
CUCKED!