Get me laid Sup Forums

Get me laid Sup Forums

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Booger eater? Nah.

what are them digits to roll 4?

dat instagram eyes


>my tapeworm just fell out on the ground, is that down to earth enough for you?

Red pill me on Tinder, Sup Forums.

spend your money on psychadelic drugs instead

U like eating boogers and i like eating ass so lets meet ;)

Ask her if she sees in wide screen.

hi 10 i see that ur on 10der can i give u my 10"

She looks like a child.

"Be yourself,"

lol and you came here? Boy, you're in for a loooooong dry spell.

If it looks like a rabbit, and it eat's like a rabbit, then it probably fucks like a rabbit

first, you get off Sup Forums

I'm only 7 ;_;

If that's really true then GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. HERE.

Get yourself a 6 pack of beer and a porn DVD. Your hand is a better lover than that weird looking girl. Cheaper too as well.

Huh?

Is this statement true? Are women a meme?

You wasted trips, FAG.

>your hand is better than a girl
t.kissless virgin neckbeard

hi 10 i see that ur on 10der can i give u my (10-3)"

I'll do this

Just have a conversation like a normal person. If this one don’t work then move on to the next one, I’ve gone through so many girls on tinder but meet only 1 out of every 3.

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>"eating my boogers"

I'm sold

Next one!

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>Just have a conversation like a normal person
>Sup Forums

notice the flaw in this plan

This.
Don't be a raging autist and you should be fine.

1/2

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Now what?

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I'm in love.

ಠ_ಠ

>How is your day going?
>what do you like to do for fun?
>Are you free tonight/this weekend if you'd like to meet up for a drink?

Casual conversation until you meet up

Have they taught you how to give the kiss of life yet?

do you really struggle this hard to have a conversation with a female??

say"im just gonna cut to the chase i think ur pretty wanna get some coffee sometime?

i have a micropenis

Uh shes not white op u tryin to make a mall shooter

"I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?"

She looks VERY fuckable.

hola?

are you a spic?

"I swear i'm not a serial killer!"

Works everytime!

I just want to say that I'm slowly accepting me being transitioning to a girl. Would you like to answer some questions about it please ?

fuck drumpf amiright?

Tu quiere me pinto

"You look like a doctor, can you tell me if my penis is abnormally large?"

ABORT MISSION

Bebas me leche punta
Then go my latino buddy said it was a holden line

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OP: Ask her if you barebacking her when you are hiv positive is ok.

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You've got a retard, eject now.

I hope responds and says "WALL"

Tell her you have a handle of tanqueray gin and some bubonic chronic and that you want to get weird.

Ching Chong touch me ding dong.

this right here OP

TL: "drink my milk, bitch?"

Ask her how many times she farts in a day

Find a gif or image of a really downsy, sad looking kid eating his boogers and write something simple like "this u lol". Doesn't have to be a booger eating if you can't find

"wanna hangout"

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Let’s fuck.

Hola puta. El sexo?

What about her guys?

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Not OP. But I can't think of an icebreaker. Spoke briefly to a girl on Tinder like 10 days ago. She's young and probably in demand. Had ok brief banter. She couldn't come out that day. Asked her later if she wanted to some days after. Didn't hear back. Any ice breaker to find another date without killing all interest?

Hi! I'm user and I glad you have a mom bod because I want to fuck my mom. Will you be my mommy so I can pretend?

If she's already bringing up moms, you can go for the classic "mommy gib milkies"

My gf cheat me with fake tinder account Its possible to get full control over it? Searched email inboxes and no results.

post pics and maybe we can help

no.. I'm going to show you my hog instead

>Any ice breaker to find another date without killing all interest?
get up a conversation and if the moment is right, ask her for a meetup
something casual, getting a coffe and shit
or netflix & chill
or str8 up bootycall, if she's into it

do you guys have anything in common?

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now go full autist

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Are you at least physically attractive?

Hell no! But I can still get laid no problem

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I think I explained what I was asking for badly. I'm trying to figure out a fun way to start up a conversation again after she's gone dead (probably too many thirsty guys hitting her up). Trying to start up a conversation with someone after they've forgotten you is a double edged sword.

We have nothing at all in common. I just liked that she had very long hair.

Thanks :)

You need a new picture. You look constipated when you lay down.

This one better?

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22? looks about 42

you look 30+

Damn that's way too old... Is it the beard?

Is that RayBan logo a sticker? Is that supposed to stay there? That would drive me nuts

No, I was visiting an optometry cause my friend works there and she could get me a deal so took a pic asking my friend as I was trying them on

I go to this college and have a Jesus with a lisp in one of my classes. Not you, though.

You're gonna get nexted a lot just because you have a low quality picture. As in grainy and blurry as fuck. Take a better one or better yet get a nice one of you doing some epic shit froma professional photographer. It will only cost like 50 bucks and you will have it for life aand can use it for everything.

This one is nice. Plus your a med student a lot of girls want to jump on that train.

kek did you really write that?

Yes