/afl/

friday night footy
geelong vs crows
why no thread ffs i leave the country for a couple of weeks and it all goes to shit

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We're here because fuckhead OP used an i instead of L.

I'm staying here fuck an OP that can't spell

Official thread

MIgrating here too

Not a muzzie so it's okay

HEAVE HO UNNA

/afl/ and /cric/ on

*dabs

Bruce creaming himself over Tiger drink driving

Gayfl troled hard XD Epic Win!

Struggling to think of a better use for one desu

who are we tipping?

Issac you in here mate?

>Bruce commentating all the Hawks games
>Gil's runt brother commentating all the Cats games

Not to go all reddit but I hate biased commentary and Geelong better lose this time

Cats by 17

tipping the hair dryer in the bath when I follow rc's tips, back the wrong team again and lose.

You have 10 second to name a worse footy "expert" than David King

reality check

All of these were me. I'm trying to divide and conquer the /afl/ poommunity

cameron ling, wayne carey

You need to start working out the tests I put out.

This one isn't a test though. Adelaide should be too strong, having said that there's high potential for a rigged game. 180-190 points is the bet.

@76273826
I'm not interested in your views. Never (You) me again.

Hmm they certainly give "kingy" a run for his money

"Literally" and OBJECTIVELY incorrect

Both of these guys are pretty good and don't pretend to be experts.

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

DANGER DANGER

>men.com
that would be a seriously expensive domain

Lingy for one makes useless observations a seething casual could make. He is the Michael Clarke of AFL commentary

youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1WdBXYTnY

Not necessarily a bad thing. Like I said he doesn't pose as an expert, just does his job.

>goal umpire named Wojak
oh my

>Geelong having their former players umpire games for them
Not really fair.

someone do a wojack shoop - I would if I didn't suck and wasn't lazy

never forget

His job title is literally 'Expert Commentator'

>comparing Danger to GAJ

heathens

But his job is literally to provide expert insights, whether that is from the commentary box or the boundary umpire. If he only says shit that is completely offers, and therefore offers nothing to the commentary, then he is effectively redundant.

Back to back Bruce commentary....hopefully Cats get pumped so he chokes up again.

boundary line* sorry
>the state of me
I can use this image because I know that saints arnt playing this week and thus cant disappoint me.

got put in a coma after od'ing inside a brothel on wednesday

ama

how are you posting if you got put in a coma

Rev up 5aa lads

was an induced coma, they only put me in it for 24 hours or so

This game has rigged all over it.

>Look at Fatlop
>Run away laughing

>it's another Duckwood episode

how do i be like you?

hawks lads

Reminder that Selwood was literally finished as a player before Dangerfield came along

How many people with legitimate medical emergencies had their treatment jeopardised by your degenerate, selfish idiocy?

geelong have been kissed on the dick so often in their history it's actually infuriating.

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

We joke but it's literally deciding matches and destroying the fabric of the game itself

>Duckwood
Adelaide guy is lucky he has a strong neck. Damn near decapitated him.

t. Mrs. Selwood

how will cucklong be umpballed through this one lads

By looking out for the protected species of Duckwood and Dangerfield, throw in a few soft frees to Porkins to keep it fresh too.

Honest question.

Why is Harry Taylor playing forward this year?
Was he washed up as a defender? Did Geelong get some new guys that they want to play back there?

I thought he was still highly regarded as a backman.

Also look for holding off the ball which will go Geelong's way but not the Crows',

Quite tiresome that >le exciting abo small forward has transferred from cyril to eddie. I blame Bruce

/BASEDBANE/

To be fair Eddie became a gun after leaving Carlton and has done some pretty amazing highlight reel things with the Crows, it's just a shame that once you get a rep for flashy plays they suck you off at every opportunity and twice as much during coon round

Based Reality "If its brownmow it down" Check

Where are the tips?

...

why does geelong have the most punchable faces and hated players?

porkins, duckwood, cuckfield, mackay, taylor (fag), guthrie

>few soft frees to Porkins to keep it fresh too
desu, he does get pretty hard done by

I think they thought they were too tall/slow/old with Henderson, Lonergan and Taylor down back.

>mackay
You forgot Stewart.

do these commentators want to jizz over duckwood anymore?

He's evolved. He's now ducking in mid air.

He's dead jim

This. Also Mitch Duncan.

Joel Selwood is a modern day warrior

All this Selwood shilling

Rowie on 5aa already calling crows crap

mfw i got in on geelong for a 50, 1-39 @3.10

>ducking runs in the family
absolute scum

>Blatent duck by Scott Selwood
My hatred for them is incalculable

Was that a train? Kek

how has the afl not stopped this?

kek @ everyone who thought /crows/ would be in with a chance at Kardinia

coalface

kek at the plebs who go early

How the fuck does Mitch Duncan look soaking wet 2min into every game?

He must smell fucking putrid

whose your /afl/ husbando lads?


if it aint tex, then you're doing it wrong

>Hating the champion big brother because his little brother is annoying
Sad.

Covfefe face

Adelaide captain looks like a ripoff of Pie's Pendles

eric hipwood

Isn't Scott the youngest?

Isn't Tex legitimately retarded?

Should have buried the cunt.

sharrod wellingham :3

lachie neale

I have a shocking case of the runs tonight

I only go for guys with stellar personalities tßh

I didn't know crows dived.

Ben McEvoy

pretending to be gay on Sup Forums isn't edgy anymore

Fight fire with fire