friday night footy
geelong vs crows
why no thread ffs i leave the country for a couple of weeks and it all goes to shit
/afl/
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I'm staying here fuck an OP that can't spell
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MIgrating here too
Not a muzzie so it's okay
HEAVE HO UNNA
/afl/ and /cric/ on
*dabs
Bruce creaming himself over Tiger drink driving
Gayfl troled hard XD Epic Win!
Struggling to think of a better use for one desu
who are we tipping?
Issac you in here mate?
>Bruce commentating all the Hawks games
>Gil's runt brother commentating all the Cats games
Not to go all reddit but I hate biased commentary and Geelong better lose this time
Cats by 17
tipping the hair dryer in the bath when I follow rc's tips, back the wrong team again and lose.
You have 10 second to name a worse footy "expert" than David King
reality check
All of these were me. I'm trying to divide and conquer the /afl/ poommunity
cameron ling, wayne carey
You need to start working out the tests I put out.
This one isn't a test though. Adelaide should be too strong, having said that there's high potential for a rigged game. 180-190 points is the bet.
@76273826
I'm not interested in your views. Never (You) me again.
Hmm they certainly give "kingy" a run for his money
"Literally" and OBJECTIVELY incorrect
Both of these guys are pretty good and don't pretend to be experts.
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
DANGER DANGER
>men.com
that would be a seriously expensive domain
Lingy for one makes useless observations a seething casual could make. He is the Michael Clarke of AFL commentary
Not necessarily a bad thing. Like I said he doesn't pose as an expert, just does his job.
>goal umpire named Wojak
oh my
>Geelong having their former players umpire games for them
Not really fair.
someone do a wojack shoop - I would if I didn't suck and wasn't lazy
never forget
His job title is literally 'Expert Commentator'
>comparing Danger to GAJ
heathens
But his job is literally to provide expert insights, whether that is from the commentary box or the boundary umpire. If he only says shit that is completely offers, and therefore offers nothing to the commentary, then he is effectively redundant.
Back to back Bruce commentary....hopefully Cats get pumped so he chokes up again.
boundary line* sorry
>the state of me
I can use this image because I know that saints arnt playing this week and thus cant disappoint me.
got put in a coma after od'ing inside a brothel on wednesday
ama
how are you posting if you got put in a coma
Rev up 5aa lads
was an induced coma, they only put me in it for 24 hours or so
This game has rigged all over it.
>Look at Fatlop
>Run away laughing
>it's another Duckwood episode
how do i be like you?
hawks lads
Reminder that Selwood was literally finished as a player before Dangerfield came along
How many people with legitimate medical emergencies had their treatment jeopardised by your degenerate, selfish idiocy?
geelong have been kissed on the dick so often in their history it's actually infuriating.
>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit
We joke but it's literally deciding matches and destroying the fabric of the game itself
>Duckwood
Adelaide guy is lucky he has a strong neck. Damn near decapitated him.
t. Mrs. Selwood
how will cucklong be umpballed through this one lads
By looking out for the protected species of Duckwood and Dangerfield, throw in a few soft frees to Porkins to keep it fresh too.
Honest question.
Why is Harry Taylor playing forward this year?
Was he washed up as a defender? Did Geelong get some new guys that they want to play back there?
I thought he was still highly regarded as a backman.
Also look for holding off the ball which will go Geelong's way but not the Crows',
Quite tiresome that >le exciting abo small forward has transferred from cyril to eddie. I blame Bruce
/BASEDBANE/
To be fair Eddie became a gun after leaving Carlton and has done some pretty amazing highlight reel things with the Crows, it's just a shame that once you get a rep for flashy plays they suck you off at every opportunity and twice as much during coon round
Based Reality "If its brownmow it down" Check
Where are the tips?
...
why does geelong have the most punchable faces and hated players?
porkins, duckwood, cuckfield, mackay, taylor (fag), guthrie
>few soft frees to Porkins to keep it fresh too
desu, he does get pretty hard done by
I think they thought they were too tall/slow/old with Henderson, Lonergan and Taylor down back.
>mackay
You forgot Stewart.
do these commentators want to jizz over duckwood anymore?
He's evolved. He's now ducking in mid air.
He's dead jim
This. Also Mitch Duncan.
Joel Selwood is a modern day warrior
All this Selwood shilling
Rowie on 5aa already calling crows crap
mfw i got in on geelong for a 50, 1-39 @3.10
>ducking runs in the family
absolute scum
>Blatent duck by Scott Selwood
My hatred for them is incalculable
Was that a train? Kek
how has the afl not stopped this?
kek @ everyone who thought /crows/ would be in with a chance at Kardinia
coalface
kek at the plebs who go early
How the fuck does Mitch Duncan look soaking wet 2min into every game?
He must smell fucking putrid
whose your /afl/ husbando lads?
if it aint tex, then you're doing it wrong
>Hating the champion big brother because his little brother is annoying
Sad.
Covfefe face
Adelaide captain looks like a ripoff of Pie's Pendles
eric hipwood
Isn't Scott the youngest?
Isn't Tex legitimately retarded?
Should have buried the cunt.
sharrod wellingham :3
lachie neale
I have a shocking case of the runs tonight
I only go for guys with stellar personalities tßh
I didn't know crows dived.
Ben McEvoy
pretending to be gay on Sup Forums isn't edgy anymore
Fight fire with fire