Hello Sup Forums
im about to get evicted.
i need incognito traps to set in this apartment for the next resident.
give me your best ideas
also loli thread
Hello Sup Forums
Nathaniel Green
Lincoln Diaz
at first I thought you meant really convincing trap photos that you were just gonna pin up around the place
Jaxson Turner
good idea but i need it more incognito, so how about cutting holes in the wall and installing a spring that will go off with a clock that will send the wall chunk flying out with 100 trap pics that will fly everywhere
Daniel Garcia
get aids
???
profit
Kayden Baker
why do this?
find a place to hide a pint of milk, it will stink forever
Benjamin Gonzalez
Andrew Adams
Bump
Ryan Rodriguez
this tbh... pour milk behind the kitchen desk, hide raw meat, somewhere, get some bedbug infested blanket from a hobo and spread them in the house, make it look like a hobo break-in
Eli Garcia
Bump
Nathaniel Johnson
Buy some shrimp. Rub the shrimp in every corner of the apartment, the blinds, light fixtures. Put a couple under the furnace. One in the central air/ac. If there is curtain rods, one in each if them. Remove outlet covers, behind there. Couple in bathroom access panels. Under the trim, smash that shit in there and then clean around it so it looks clean. The plan is for the apartment to be spotless at first glance, and then after about 2 weeks it smells like your mom at the swinger's club.
Nicholas Sanders
Plug a huge dildo into the outflow of sink
Joshua Harris
Jacob Ortiz
Maybe on stead of lashing out at a person you don't know because your a failure at life you should just kill your self in the apartment before you're evicted. Tell anyone who cares about you (assuming there is anyone) that you're going out of town to find work and then off yourself. The rot of your corpse will fuck over your landlord. Even though he doesn't deserve your bullshit either. But at least then you only fuck over a person who's already expecting something. And not some random person.
Brandon Gray
Wyatt Kelly
Hi Laura.
John Green
Gavin Rodriguez
hide half full bottles if apple juice everywhere. they ferment and eventually explode spraying rancid, sticky shit everywhere
Christian Reed
name of artist?
Carter Diaz
Cum in hidden nooks and crannies. A lot. It will eventually stink up and smell like old shrimp.
Xavier Roberts
Although I don't necessarily agree with what you're doing, the easiest way to fuck with a landlord is to just find bedbugs and leave them in different corners of the apartment. They can go a year without eating and cost thousands to exterminate. If the infestation gets bad it will spread to nearby apartments.
Source: Our old landlord wouldn't pay to have the bedbugs in the building exterminated and all the dirty Mexicans would transfer them from apartment to apartment. Place was absolutely infested to the brim.
Camden Price
This
Chase Rogers
Parker Campbell
Just picture op cummin and hiding shrimp and cum everywhere, now thats something worth watching
Carson Wood
Take a shit in a bag, freeze it, crush it into a fine powder and spread it everywhere.
Grayson Ortiz
pay your fucking rent nigger
Mason Morgan
this
Cameron Flores
Jeremiah Reyes
Hello!
Cameron Davis
Xavier Torres
William Robinson
[spoiler]Juan Pablo Chavarro Jaramillo
Thomas Gutierrez
Isaiah King
>smells like your mom at the swinger's club
KEK
Jeremiah Hall
source?
Nathaniel Martinez
omg sauce
Wyatt Baker
damn
Jason King
>shadman
Christopher Flores
Jaxson Diaz
>about to get evicted
>spreads his life failures onto the next unsuspecting innocent
the absolute state of maturity. Holy fuck lmfao.
You really set a new bar, OP.
Elijah James
Sebastian Collins
>blindman
Nathan Howard
Loosen a hidden water pipe so it will blow out when you turn on the water
Nicholas Davis
Isaiah Collins
Do you have access to the breaker box for your apartment? If so turn off the breaker for whichever room(s) you want to sabotage, remove the outlet plate from a wall socket, then remove the socket mounting screws. There should be some space behind there. Put something in there that will rot and stink the place up like meat or fish. Close it up and you're done. I'd suggest doing this on the last day you're there.
Jack Ramirez
Heres an idea op, dont get mad at your landlord for having to pay a mortgage just because you cant afford fucking rent. I dont own property and even i think tennants like you should fucking die.
Kayden Stewart
You are cute.
Austin Sullivan
Ryan Smith
holy fuck same am I fucking retarded
Asher Reed
Isaac Hill
don't forget gay
you're pretty fucking gay
Nolan Jenkins
Sounds like this is all you OP and has nothing to do with your landlord or others. You need to man up and accept responsibility.
Joseph Diaz
Also loli..
Hudson Sullivan
Hi lolifriend,looking 4 small pink loli octopus pic.I get it sometimes ago but lose it any1? plx
Jeremiah Hernandez
Eli Diaz
Joseph Garcia
cut open dry wall
stick some salmon or tuna in there
plaster back over the hole
insane smell thats impossible to trackdown
Andrew Anderson
Hunter Roberts
Connor White
YES YES YES IT IS SEND REST PLS
Landon Price
Sebastian Adams
James Nelson
Owen Myers
Landon Gutierrez
thx my friend
Oliver Wilson
Christopher Evans
Thats all the loli octopus.
Tyler Murphy
Luis Lee
Isaiah Adams
Gavin Torres
Matthew Hall
Gavin Miller
Noah Long
4 chan, imprisoning
All that I see
Is legalized child porn
Michael Gonzalez
remeber folk if she is drawn its not cp
Carter Brown
Alexander Kelly
thats not how haikus work
Ayden Parker
Shit in the air conditioning vents. They’ll never find it
Thomas Baker
Holy shit! Whoever you are thank you! I have been looking for this image for two months now with no luck.
Camden Garcia
Luis Wilson
More lolis enjoying themselves?
Luke Russell
Kevin Miller
MOAR
Gavin Johnson
Nolan Miller
here's what you do:
get smelly-proof zip-loc bags. find them at your local head shop, or uline if your area doesn't believe in Peace, Love and Smoke. --get the small ones
Place pieces of market fresh fish in the bags. and seal shut.
kill the power to your unit (flip master breaker).
remove the light switches and place a bag behind each one and place back.
do the same for the power outlets
put raw, unopened eggs in some bags and be sure to place them in the air vents.
as the stuff decays, it will build pressure inside the bags. in time, the seals will fail, and release all that stinky rotten air into the unit and you will have been long gone.
Andrew Scott
Gabriel Bailey
Asher Diaz
for faster acting time-stinkbombs:
if you don't care about your deposit, you can knock a hole high up in a wall and just say "yeah, we were throwing a ball around one day and that happened"
you then tie fresh eggs to strings and gently lower them down the wall through the hole, and let the apartment people patch up the hole once you leave.
Nathaniel Hall
Caleb Mitchell
Juan Gray
to ensure the pressure is strong enough to break the baggies, put in with the fish, a mixture of sugar water and yeast. make sure the baggie is pretty full when you close it so there is less room to expand.
Robert Nguyen
this sounds incredibly risky, what if it doesn't kill you?
Ryan Bell
If you're getting evicted then you no doubt deserve it. How about man up and pay your rent next time?
Adam Sanchez
Ohh and as a token of thanks I'd like to share with you one of my very favorite loli pictures.
Tyler Scott
Jonathan Nguyen
This
Robert Miller
just leave a bunch of USB drives with horrific shit on them
Easton Rodriguez
Tyler Hall
relevant greentext
Zachary Walker
Ryder Parker