Year is 2021

Adrian Fisher
Adrian Fisher

Year is 2021
The liberals have won
Guns are outlawed
Oprah is president
There are more than 52 recognized genders
Straight white men must pay a tax for their privilege
Claim bisexuality to avoid straight tax
Still get taxed for being white
Decide to go on a walk
Keeping my head down cross the street whenever I pass a woman to avoid being convicted of rape
I walk into a dark alleyway see a group of trenchcoat wearing neckbeards with Katanas cornering a Nigger
Weeaboos have become a legitimate threat now that they have legal weapons that they Have "Trained" to use
Literally all of them use Iaido
As I see the Nignog get a blade pressed against his throat I remember simpler times
Times when the weebs had no power and were nothing but kissless virgins
Times when the Niggers were the rapists and not the raped
No more
"Hey Faggots"

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Asher Cook
Asher Cook

They turn to me
All of them have red eye contacts
They tallest one walks up to me Katana in hand
He has no facial hair only a neck beard that is so long it covers his chin
"This is not your business baka Gaijin, leave now and you will be spared"
I look at the Nigger and then back to the leader
"I can't do that"
He laughs and grabs his blade
"Omae Wa Mou Shind-"
Before he can finish I stab him in the chest with my Roman Gladius
He falls to the ground dead
As I stand over his body I pull out my shield and go into a combat stance
The nigger picks up the fallen Weebs weapon
and stands with me
Together we prepare to face off with the remaining Pellow fuckers
This is our revolution

James Reed
James Reed

fucking delicious

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

At least there's a number on the genders now.

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

Years later
The war is over
The dark queens head is in my hand
My second in command Tyron Stands at my side ready to fight with me should there be any more conflict
I walk out to the battle happening just outside the whitehouse
I stand on the roof and shout down to my followers and enemies
"Cease this bloodshed"
They all stop and turn to me
I hold out the dark queens head for all to see
The war is over
Her followers all begin to weep and scream
My soldiers let out a cry of victory
REEEEEEEE
Many lives have been lost
There will be much work to do rebuilding our fallen nation
I drop her head to the ground
My men bow before me
And I give them
"We have made America great again"
And as I hear more reeing and Tyron going "AWWW Shiet, hell yah nigga" I know i made the right call

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Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

This simultaneously my favorit and the most autistic thing I have ever written

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Bump for the amazing story

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

Amazing story. It's up to human to protect our future from this dystopian world.

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Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

screen cap

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Jack Perry
Jack Perry

Very autismo but i enjoyed thoroughly
also
you will never be a modern legionnaire with a nignog sidekick killing authoritarian far leftists
why even live?

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Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

Bump

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

Fucking beautiful.

Julian Hall
Julian Hall

Can someone screenshot this thread and post it, I'm too retarded

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

I'm sure it'll end up on best of on Twatbird.

Jose Evans
Jose Evans

i don't know if its big enough because my snipping tool has always been shit but here you go.

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Levi Thomas
Levi Thomas

it's too small. Can you screencap again and make it bigger?

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Get me in the better screencap

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Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

couldn't go any farther than
Oprah is president
i was laughing so hard i fell off my chair, knocked over 3 piss bottles and a shit bucket, and proceeded to do a circle with my feet, where my head would be the center of the radius on the circle that became the propellor of a legitimate roflcopter. everything else you said wasnt funny and made me pull myself together, re-evaluate my life, and decide that i need to Seppuku

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

me too faggot

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

Bump

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Bumping for our savior

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

that shit was wild

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Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

When you decided to post a greentext with a picture but decided to bump the thread instead, and forgot to remove the picture
Feels retarded, man

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