>Year is 2021
>The liberals have won
>Guns are outlawed
>Oprah is president
>There are more than 52 recognized genders
>Straight white men must pay a tax for their privilege
>Claim bisexuality to avoid straight tax
>Still get taxed for being white
>Decide to go on a walk
>Keeping my head down cross the street whenever I pass a woman to avoid being convicted of rape
>I walk into a dark alleyway see a group of trenchcoat wearing neckbeards with Katanas cornering a Nigger
>Weeaboos have become a legitimate threat now that they have legal weapons that they Have "Trained" to use
>Literally all of them use Iaido
>As I see the Nignog get a blade pressed against his throat I remember simpler times
>Times when the weebs had no power and were nothing but kissless virgins
>Times when the Niggers were the rapists and not the raped
>No more
>"Hey Faggots"
Year is 2021
>They turn to me
>All of them have red eye contacts
>They tallest one walks up to me Katana in hand
>He has no facial hair only a neck beard that is so long it covers his chin
>"This is not your business baka Gaijin, leave now and you will be spared"
>I look at the Nigger and then back to the leader
>"I can't do that"
>He laughs and grabs his blade
>"Omae Wa Mou Shind-"
>Before he can finish I stab him in the chest with my Roman Gladius
>He falls to the ground dead
>As I stand over his body I pull out my shield and go into a combat stance
>The nigger picks up the fallen Weebs weapon
and stands with me
>Together we prepare to face off with the remaining Pellow fuckers
>This is our revolution
fucking delicious
At least there's a number on the genders now.
>Years later
>The war is over
>The dark queens head is in my hand
>My second in command Tyron Stands at my side ready to fight with me should there be any more conflict
>I walk out to the battle happening just outside the whitehouse
>I stand on the roof and shout down to my followers and enemies
>"Cease this bloodshed"
>They all stop and turn to me
>I hold out the dark queens head for all to see
>The war is over
>Her followers all begin to weep and scream
>My soldiers let out a cry of victory
>REEEEEEEE
>Many lives have been lost
>There will be much work to do rebuilding our fallen nation
>I drop her head to the ground
>My men bow before me
>And I give them
>"We have made America great again"
>And as I hear more reeing and Tyron going "AWWW Shiet, hell yah nigga" I know i made the right call
This simultaneously my favorit and the most autistic thing I have ever written
Bump for the amazing story
Amazing story. It's up to human to protect our future from this dystopian world.
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Very autismo but i enjoyed thoroughly
also
>you will never be a modern legionnaire with a nignog sidekick killing authoritarian far leftists
why even live?
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Fucking beautiful.
Can someone screenshot this thread and post it, I'm too retarded
I'm sure it'll end up on best of on Twatbird.
i don't know if its big enough because my snipping tool has always been shit but here you go.
it's too small. Can you screencap again and make it bigger?
Get me in the better screencap
couldn't go any farther than
>Oprah is president
i was laughing so hard i fell off my chair, knocked over 3 piss bottles and a shit bucket, and proceeded to do a circle with my feet, where my head would be the center of the radius on the circle that became the propellor of a legitimate roflcopter. everything else you said wasnt funny and made me pull myself together, re-evaluate my life, and decide that i need to Seppuku
me too faggot
Bump
Bumping for our savior
that shit was wild
>When you decided to post a greentext with a picture but decided to bump the thread instead, and forgot to remove the picture
>Feels retarded, man