How can I as a 5'9" olive skinned manlet obtain a cute Danish bf??

??

Are you a bottom?

I'm whatever my cute blue eyed danish boyfriend tells me to be.

>5'9"
>manlet
At least you're not 5'6" like me

If you're not a cute bottom femboy. I don't think danes would like you.

El AmericANO chiquito

Cook for her

Are they like the alpha males of the Nordic world??? Why wouldn't they like to be a bottom??

Not really but most from nordic countries like cute bottoms.

How tall are American girls in average???

Gay

Interesting I always expected nordics to be a little bit more in the receiving end of things if yer know what I mean

Sure there are a few of those.
But good lucking getting one or finding one. Most of nordics just go to thailand if they want boipucci since there is almost none here.

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>"olive" skinned
>is not even green
what does olive skined even mean

>5'6"
How do you fuck up this much?

I'm average height apparently so about 5'5

Just a code word for light brown skin, I guess

My guess is I squatted too much in middle school

>Gay Danes
Doesnt exist. The majority are emasculated mature femdom fetishists.

Nothing wrong with that

NO OLIVE SKIN HAS A NEUTRAL SKIN UNDERTONE MEANWHILE BROWN SKIN CAN EITHER HAVE COLD OR HOT SKIN UNDERTONE

t. brown person

>be american
>be short
>get shot

at least not yellow ;)