Waifu thread

waifu thread

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you've got a good point

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you get hammered off of one shot

fair enough

i don't really drink beer to get dunk, i'm a hard liquor guy, i use beer as a leveler

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Aнacтacия — звeздa, чтo вeдeт мeня

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My record is 1.5 bottles of straight whiskeys, Blantons Reserve and Johnnie Walker Blue are the only 2 I remembered.

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good night small cute

Claiming this pixel.

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Claiming best girl.

Do you have that in HQ?

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Claim

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Still here

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Happy Birthday Umi

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you've me beat, but you prisoners have been bred to drink

my record is the time i blacked out on everclear and woke up on my couch watching old jontron videos, scientists speculate it was somewhere around 5 shots of it in about 3 hours

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Claimed

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You;re doamn right i do
Whoo
You're welcome

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the thread of the nigroes

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Jill!

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You're here too, are you a nigroe too? :thonk:

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Sus- I mean Shion is my waifu too!

Happy birthday, cute waifu.

I normally do.

Aye. Can't post because 2mb limit... Maybe I'll try to make it another resolution later. 'tis all you're gonna get for now, though.

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cute

Didn't intend to do that, it was one of those nights
got one 40oz, got another one later, acquired other drinks through various means, it was quite a fun night actually
How big are the bottles down there? U talking like fifths?
You ever heard of Rumplemint? One of those high proof liquors, 160 or something if I remember correctly
tastes like liquid candycanes
did 5 shots and had to be stopped cause people thought I was going too far
but it tasted so good and I was so happy
best drink ever
highly recommend

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you do!

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Rumpleminze*

honestly, that's better than needing 3 shots to get a buzz on

huh, i figured you were playing edward 40 hands

Rumpleminz, it's like 100 proof, i have a bottle upstairs. I tried doing shots of it once and my body immediately rejected it and i threw it up, so i only use it for mixing with hot chocolate

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Bottles are standard sizes everywhere, fifths are used all over the world so they're just called bottles.
I cant drink that much anymore, it got too expensive so I stopped for a while.

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oh its not 160 proof, i just looked it up
guess that bartender lied to me
and its just shnapps, so its supposed to taste that good
I'm dealing with a small amount of shock right now plz excuse me

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>small amount of shock
what up

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fair enough, i just put my tobacco money towards alcohol, problem solved

rekt

if you're in the US, a lot of states don't allow stuff over 151 proof, so everclear is the highest i can get here

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no sad

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Not even an "ok, I understand that you wouldn't share that pic unless it was important and I appreciate the effort"?
Well, fuck you too!

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UMI I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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How's it going Saya

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where is the waifu go?

youtu.be/Djr71gUtzLM

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no sad

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Taking requests?
Hah!

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> *sleepy mweem*

> Swya?

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I got a good birthday Umi roll! Kinda

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Playing borderlands 2 again was a good dose of nostalgia.

Glad you're having fun, user. Do you have many hours on it from back then?

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Pssst. It's an all Umi roll

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Is that so?
The entire world can agree when it comes to alcohol
That's a beautiful thing
but when I engage in conversation about "bottles" it could mean literally anything, like those oversized bottles of vodka or those tiny single serve bottles that are like a half a fifth or even as small as a single shot
So I can't assume we mean the same thing by "bottles"
Beautiful about the fifths tho, didn't know that was a worldwide standard
my favorite alcohol that I believed to be high proof and uncannily delicious was revealed to be some softcore shnapps with the mere standard amount of alcohol
lol we were talking about alcoholism before
hmm, when I first started drinking me and my friends were obsessed with Devil Springs vodka, it was 160 proof
2 shots of that would git us good when we were 16
brings back memories
shame that's illegal in other states, it was great to be able to have a small group of people get completely plastered off of one little bottle

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oh. I thought you meant like, shock.

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welp, i'm gunna go pass out, maybe i'll be here tomorrow, maybe not

suck a dick, dumb shits

yea, there's people here that will drive to iowa just to get the higher proof everclear since 151 is the cap here, but i live just drinking a little more of the stuff

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sure, seems like fun. wutcha want?

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Hai Birb. Could be better.

No?

Hello.
Birb? Why do you lewd her?

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Best girl

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yes, unless you aren't sad in which case everything is fine
thanks

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night cute

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A shinoa one

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mkay, what show is she from? i'll probably finish tomorrow or friday

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Nah, I mostly played 1. Got platinum with a buddy of mine doing split screen co-op. We never got a chance to play the 2nd one together so I didn't complete it back then. I'm rambling, but it's fun.

> *Realise I have to submit a research paper tomorrow*

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> *proceed to scream autistically*

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That does sound fun.

It's fine, that's clearly plenty of time.

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Some nights can be dumb for no reason..

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So did I!
>Birb

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relatable

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Owari No Seraph

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That was nice.

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Please, just let me know who you are

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bend over (;

What is that?

It's ass.

Yeah, why he posting Birb tho?

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So hey,
important question-
How do you differentiate between the other Jill?
Did you guys have a system of some kind?
Smug Tomo
are you the one I have on discord?
This other Mamimi claimer opened my eyes to a world of confusion just now

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there's only one jill

there was a second
is she kill?
or are you Chen

l-lewd

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Yo I'm here

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one of us types like me, the other types like the other Jill.

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Not what I meant..

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> mweem!

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okay...

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idk
>Bends over
Hiya!
See, I have an idea of who you are, but I don't want to say a name. Can you say anything besides mweem?

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You still stuck at that ass part..
That is a very tight skirt..

Right you are.

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Nice

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I want to know..

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the game is love live

Wassup

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> Mwee?

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Oh the game? Love Live School Idol Festival

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What kind of game is it?
Is it on console? PC?

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..failed again..

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Nothing much Gumi, hbu?
>Kisses
you better tell me who you are hehe

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what ass part? stuck?
tight is good

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IOS and Android

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..... that's awful
is the other one equally nonchalant about this?
The Tomo's claim to have separated into Day Tomo and Night Tomo, according to one of them, but I don't know what timezone they're from
I want to have a semi decent answer if someone asks which one I am

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I'm Jill, the other is Jules

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its an andriod/apple mobile game, its a rhythm/music based game.

youtube.com/watch?v=_kejfsyciks

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I.. nvm..

Is it fun?

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Nothing much I need to work out

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