There are people on Sup Forums who haven't seen a vagina irl or had sex

There are people on Sup Forums who haven't seen a vagina irl or had sex.

Why do you shame your country so?

I have never had sex but i've seen a vagina. What does that make me?

I have had sex but i've never seen a vagina. What does that make me?

Where did it all go wrong for me

a gay paki

I'm gonna guess here, no offence mate, but I think that might make you a gay paki.

Straight

Uhmmmm racist, homophobic and islamophobic much???

Probably a cuck, probably saw your wife/gf getting railed
Probably gay, seeing as to have sex with a woman it's really difficult to not see a vagina

early 2000s is my guess

Your mother molested you user.

Do loud noises scare you? Do you get deathly afraid when something lurches out their arms to tickle you? Do you feel pitted in unease whenever she's around? Are you overly-protective of children. Clearly you have all the symptoms.

Wrong, guess again.

a g-grill?!

Congrats user!! You're smart as heck!

Not really, I asked my gf an she gave me answer.

A girl (male)

Hmm riddle me this then if you really are a girl.
Should I ask [REDACTED] out?

Also,
>based "heck" poster
Myself, I'm more a "fudge" poster, but "heck" posters get all my respect.

Same, not a girl, not a cuck.
Girl was just that ugly, I wasn't that drunk

Oh well, hats off to her then!
Heck is truly patrician. And who are you asking out? Do you think she might like you? I'd say go for it user, what do you have to lose?

>hot gf with pretty face
>sex always in forced darkness

- but you're beautiful!
- for what you've seen lol... (= "you never saw me")

Are you french or?

No to all of those but the first. Sudden loud noises do frighten and annoy me.

Ouais, mais le site m'amène à dire à "fudge" pas mal, que je sois français ou pas.

I'd marry a girl on the spot if I'd overheard her say "heck".
>tfw no "heck" equivalent in french
Maybe "'mouise" for "merde", and again, only my mother and me say that.

Also, I've got single lose to bargain away in that case. And breaking up seems like the fucking worst, like making up an excuse for why you should split, pretending to be devastated over it, etc...

Hmm, then it's only autism then. I've got all of them but I don't think my mother molested me, so they're not foolproof anyways.
At least they don't make you cry ":/".

If you're a real grill why are you wasting time on Sup Forums

It's 2 am for her. What else is she going to do?

>tfw many of the new europeans have probably already seen local vagina
>tfw 27 khv

>And breaking up seems like the fucking worst
That's true, but I think it's worth it if you really like someone. Take a chance you know?
And I say heck a lot because I don't really like to swear, I've actually never sworn in front of my family. I hope you can find a French girl who says heck!

Why not? My brother wastes time on here too. Why are you wasting time on Sup Forums?

if I turn on the lights will you be blind?

Because I'm a lonely guy with nothing better to do most of the time. If I had something else in my life I'd stop coming here.

I'm at work now anyway.

post cleavage

>new europeans
do they actually call them that?

>post your face when kids who were born in 2003 already smashing pussy and you are in your late 20s and never even saw one

>That's true, but I think it's worth it if you really like someone.
Yeah, that's where the biggie is though. At this point I'm only just curious but wouldn't say that also goes for really liking her. Kind of a "girl you have too much respect for that you would want to fuck her outside of a relationship, so you'd settle on nothing else but a healthy relationship, but you'd soon realize you really only wanted to sex her and would thinking up ways to dump her within the month" deal, you get me?

>hèque ânon, zatte is such a pretty vorde, hèque, hèque, hèque!
No thanks.

Can't you get fired for that?