Hey, /bros. On the surface, this is going to sound like a creepy story: I am 36 years old...

Hey, /bros. On the surface, this is going to sound like a creepy story: I am 36 years old, and I have a crush on a grocery store checkout girl who's still in high school. I just found that part out yesterday after months of pleasant, borderline flirty conversation.

Basically, I started talking to her a few months ago. She will greet me by name and go out of her way to talk to me. I'm not sure if that's just the friendly customer service side of her, I've never seen her get that friendly with any other customer.

I go out of my way to go to her till when she's working, even if there's a shorter line available. Sometimes I go to the store to grab a couple things when I don't really need to, just so I can see her.

We only get a minute or two as she bags my groceries, but I always enjoy our conversations. She asks me questions about myself and seems genuinely interested in my life. She also shares things about herself with me. A little more than I'd expect from a regular exchange with a check-out girl.

She mentioned schoolwork yesterday. As she seems quite mature, I assumed that she was in University and asked what she was taking. It was then that she told me that she was still in high school. "Good to know" was my reply, and she laughed. I can't tell if it's flirting or just being nice.

She knows that I have a daughter, but I have never mentioned my wife. Thankfully, she is never working whene I shop there with my wife. That must have been during school hours. Lol

Anyway, as creepy as it sounds, I like her. I want to see her outside of work and text with her. Does anyone have any advice on how I could tactfully ask her for her number or maybe for a coffee(without coming off like a total creep)?

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tldr; I'm a creep.
How do I not come off as a creep?

You're a creep, dude. Grow up.

Keep forgetting your customer loyalty card--have to give her your phone number. Do it in as memorable of a way as possible. One time, when she asks, ask her if she didn't already have it memorized. If she cares, she'll hit you up. [she won't]

OP here. It's not like I've been stalling some school girl. I've been building a rapport with her for months. I literally only found out last night that she was still in high school.

LMAO that laughter was nervousness because you such a fucking creep. Enjoy you wife and take care of your daughter and don't creep on children.

I thought of the loyalty card thing. I actually lost the thing, but she just types in my name as she remembered it.

"Hey listen, are you interested in me?" if yes "Let's text!" post thread on Sup Forums on what to say to her. If no, "That's good to know" shit on conveyor belt and post pics. HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS, Sup ForumsRO?

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dude. you want to start a relationship with a kid.
but I guess you're OK with that. whatever.
my advice:
introduce your daughter to her and encourage them to become friends. In time, this will lead to a sleepover. Then you can play sleepover games with them like truth or dare.
Then maybe you can start dating her or something.

Let's get some pictures of this kid and let's see if she's worth it.

I'm sure you have already stalked her social media

Yeah, because "she looks mature for her age," which is the line every creep uses when discussing his desires publicly. You knew it was close to the line in the least and you decided to risk the investment of time, thus, you didn't actually care. Be a man and act on your desires and go for it--it'll all work out well. Or it won't, so be a man and accept the fact that she's a child not a woman and you have no business with her. Either way, be a man and stop this hemming and hawing bullshit.

By kid I mean this 18 year old high school student

tell us in what country you live so we can figure this shit out

I'm probably not going to bother, to be honest. It's such a shot in the dark and I have so much to lose.

I'm not a pedophile. It's not like she's 5. She has to be at least 18. Maybe 17 at the youngest.

It pisses me off that an 18 year old can be "hot", while if the same girl was 17 a week ago you're a pedophile!

ya totally different.
you're only 2x her age brah

Don’t fuck children and never regret it.

Move on, watch porn like a normal person you fucking pleb.

Isn't it sad that society has become a place where a mid 30's man could confuse niceness or a smile for flirting? Grow up, stay away from her. My guess is that she has a father that wouldn't hesitate to break your legs if you try and fuck round with his daughter.

You're a fucking creepy ass confused grown ass man with the maturity level of a 12 year old.

fucking cunt

youre from QC arent you creepo?

Stop being such a fucking faggot and don't try to fuck kids. pretty fucking simple.

>sage goes in all fields.

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Your fetish doesn't apply...especially if the law is involved.

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OP, if you're even asking how to pull this off you can't pull this off.

The odds of it all blowing up in your face as high and the odds of success -- even if she does want you -- are low.
Ultimately you're stuck in the same predicament every man faces when they're courting a woman: make a move and either she accepts or rejects your offer. Be prepared to accept the outcome no matter what it is or do not make the move to begin with.

Honestly, you all make a lot of sense. I am not a creep. I know that, but that's not how people will interpret it. I imagine that it would solicit the same reaction that I got here.

I don't need trouble with the police.?I don't need every other clerk at the store watching me like I'm some pedophile. I actually quite like that store and enjoy shopping there.

Nothing anyone says to me here can hurt my feelings, but you all gave me the right perspective. Thank you for that. I have elected to not be a creep.

>Implying any of these neckbeards wouldn't fuck an 18 year old if given half the chance

Y'know it's really disappointing to see you get cowed into the "creep" horseshit. They're, literally, just jealous and resentful that the opportunity wasn't handed to them.

Lol. True that.

You aren’t all of us you desperate virgin.

For the record, I didn't say a word about fucking her; that was all you guys.

>I have a daughter
>I have a wife
>I'm 36 and she's 16/17

Uhm, bro. No. Back that shit up.

A minor as a hookup or potential relationship is creep as F.

This. She's just being nice to you and doing her job. She probably wouldn't be into the whole "daughter and wife" thing even if she was interested.

yes because thankfully she doesn't know you have a wife.

I understand what you're saying, but it's just heat that I don't need right now. I have a good career and a family. I don't want to fuck either of those things up.

Also, it's not even an opportunity at this point. If I was 100% sure that she was interested in me, then it would be an opportunity, and I would have quite the ethical dilemma on my hands. As of right now, they are only subtle hints that I could be misreading.

YES. being nice =/= flirting or wanting to fuck

Ethical dilemma hooking up with a minor while married... you suck beyond all comprehension.

Not sure if you're agreeing with the guy you quoted but, NO being nice, smiling does not = flirting

=/= means "not equal to"

Yeaaah, =/= mean it does not equal wanting to fuck

stop hitting on kids at publix jesus

why it give me shemale porn ad

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you're literally twice her age, a.k.a basically a pedophile either way.

>who. the fuck are those!!!?

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It’s already lost. You are a child predator. Someone who smiles at you isn’t a default hookup. Learn to adult.

Quality control??

ask if she wants to make some extra money and babysit your daughter lol then boom come home early and bang the babysitter

Thanks for all the feedback.

I am out. Have a good night.

Lol keep believing that

What's desperate is going after a woman in late 30s early 40s who will take any man who will satisfy her hunger for children.
Getting 18 year old pussy is harder because they have so many more options and opportunities.
Fucking leave your basement once in a while, LOL

Kettle? Meet Pot. Difference is I'm right and you're wrong.