Whats up Sup Forums

Whats up Sup Forums
AMA
Tell me to do stuff.
Drunk as hell and willing to do alot

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timestamp

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is it true?

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gotcha homeskilliet.

Nah

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do the truffle shuffle

K bruh 2 seconds for the webm

post dick

shave your head down the center and have a reverse mohawk

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You look too clear-eyed to be drunk as hell.

Drink more pussy.

return the laptop I loaned you in virginia.

*Adam Neely's Bass Lessons intro song plays*

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oh shit.

what's OP's deal? is he just a little fucknugget?

got a shot or 2 left of 151 whiskey.
i got you man

in total today- i drank 6 pints of 4.5% beer and a glass full of sake- Currently sipping on this 151.

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You're not the same guy from a few months ago who butt chugged a beer, are you?

You loaned me nothing- Tell me my name, and the date of this occurance and ill prove you wrong.

Nah man

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How do you have money

Justin Chod, loaned december 2012 meant to be returned january 2013 and was not returned.

Nah bruh my name is dalton mosher

I dont- i was given alcohol by decent friends of mine, been on a drinking binge since sunday

It's been 5 years nerd get over it

log posters are ruining Sup Forums

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finish drink.

smash mug on head.

Okay.
Gimme a sec. i will absolutely do it- gotta get the right tunes to give me that willpower.

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i belieb in you OP. you can smash it.

dont die op lol

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Its not even my mug and its a hon-solo mug, but i will do it for you.
just give me a few-- i wont let you down.

ill webm it-- just dont let this thread die-- i dont wanna be alone

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Ur gonna fuck urself up

shave

Aye thats kinda the point no?

i did a bit- but 6/8 girls i asked said i looked better with the beard only

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compared to your threads over the past couple days you look a hell of a lot cleaner whenever you actually style your hair.

And never base yourself on what fucking women say. Ever. They're fucking women. They don't goddamn know left from right.

suck dog's dick. if no dog, find nearest dog.

Kill 'em user. Kill 'em ALL.

No im not a gay

I gave it a cut- im trying to make myslef more appealing-- im not good with women.

I want some actual love- and idk anyother way to get than morphing my own looks/actionns ot any of that shit

then eat dog's pussy

Getting hype for it-- about 5 more mins bro-- less than that probably.. i got you.

Kek

Show your hairy ass and balls so I can pretend I'm spanking you. I'm already dressed for the occasion.

What's up basement user? Just picked up a pack of brews and was hoping you might have a thread up. Cheers.

balls just for you.

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DO IT OP.
YOU AREN'T A FAGGOT, AREN'T YOU?

OP's head is gonna be one solid defence

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QUADS SAYS IM NOT A FAGGOT-
INCOMING MAN
decent chance i smash it off my head in this next wbm
Small chance i bash it off my head, and it doesnt break.
Either way heres to you Sup Forums.

Thanks for being a good OP

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bump

bumpp

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fuck this and fuck you op
im not wasting my night waiting for your bitch ass

MFW I have to keep the peace until OP returns

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Aight man- its happening right now though,
Its knda hard to hype yourself up to break a ceramic mug over your head.

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Get some paper towels your head is gonna bleed

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You can do it fampai. I believe in you.

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you can do it

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i fucking tried guys..
Webm as soon as its processed.

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op you are amazing

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Fucking hell

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OP you're my hero. 9.5/10 buddy.

OP, maybe stick to playing guitar and leaving the head smashing to the immigrants looking for work.

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you're amazing op

Nice

goddamn hero

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Holy fuck what is that fucking mug made out of???


Snort some soda thru the straw?

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Now op make a sad face on the lump that forms

also check my 6

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rail some cola to come down from that high.

I laughed

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cable jack for you guitar up your ass and make guitar sounds while you play it.

I really tried guys-- im sorry it didnt break. i put my all into it, it hurt like fuck.

Ill snort some soda out of the cup bro. I got you.
Im sorry i couldnt do the thing that was asked of me

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its ok op the important thing is you actually delivered

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It doesn't matter OP, you gave yourself a good whoppin'

10/10 thread so far, I've laughed hard

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Don't worry man.
You delivered, that's the important part.

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its ok op but you should try the guitar next

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Strum a G-Chord with your cock/balls

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i always deliver- im no faggot- regardless of how i feel about myself.

Thanks man seriously it makes me happy that other people get laughs/happy feels off of me. I love you dude no homo/

I got you my dude.

Try the guitar with what? i got it right behind me. i can play you a diddy if you please

well i was gonna ask you to smash it against your head but playing a song with your cock and balls would be nice aswell

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i got a hell of a bump now but its protected from the hair.

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Get a blankie and something cold for that lump user.

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Snorting soda incoming- i was kind of recovering from the headache.

I got you bro-- i dont want to let anyone down.

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Can you play stairway to heaven OP? Where do your skills begin and end?

I can play without the shadow of a doubt-

time of your life

What i got

Dammit- blink 182

Thats pretty much the extent of my skill-- eveything else is shoddy

i also can fuck with a decent amount of greenday songs- but im nowhere near great at guitar- its all pretty primitive.

can you play through the fire and the flames?

do the shotgun trick the other autist did.

On guitar hero on meduim- but on hard-- nah not even close

This is happening next post.

what do you mean- i can probably get ONE beer. so i could totallly do this

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kek, im watching that thread rn

butt chug a beer

>What i got

Ahhhh man, OP you seem cool as hell man. Good taste in music. Know any other instruments?

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Nah bruh no other instruments- im a garbage person who doesnt do anything good.

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Text your mom and tell her you wanna smash.

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Rolling something above duns for this

*Dubs

Shave that dumb shit off your chin

hang yourself

post results

I'm garbage too but at least we have a potential to do good man. Enjoy life as it comes Sup Forumsro.

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my mom is a stupid waste of life heroin addict.

Also heres me snorting the drink.Processing right now-- post9ing webm in a sec

This.

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op you cease to amaze me keep doing you man

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please keep this thread going--- i dont wnna be alone

op kinda reminds me of bam margera