You really want to do this, hm? This is your last chance, Juve.. Think... No? So it's like that hm..
>*inhales loudly*
I did everything in my power to keep your safe you know... But you refused my help.. You kept insisting.. You buried your head in the sand. What's more, you bit the hand this helpful, reaching hand that asked nothing more of you than to bend the knee to your betters. But you had to play tough... Too afraid of lose face in front of the lads eh.. Honorable... but don't be mistaken, we will not pull our punches. This will not have a fairytell ending. You can't hope to defeat us. You will not get up at the last second to send me on the floor. You will not swoon over the beautiful girl by your sheer courage.
>*take a menacing stance while pointing an accusing finger*
Tomorrow night is going to be the blowout to end all blowouts. Tomorrow night we will destroy your corporeal forms. We will bend you to our will. We will break you. We will eradicate you. Violate you in the most intimate ways. And reshape and destroy you again, for the sake of our enjoyment. An eternity of supplice that will make the Ninth Circle look like a pleasant stroll at the beach. In this indescribable suffering, you will never know whether you're drowning of burning. Aha, as they say Fui sobre agua edificada, mis muros de fuego son. But this doesn't end here.... ahaha oh no.
We will annihilate the ἰδέα of the Juventus Football Club S.p.A. Never again will sentient beings from now on to the death heath of the universe will be able to fathom the concept of you. Soon your shadow will vanish off the caves, and nobody will ever know you existed in this pathetic realm of existence. We will break you in ways you never though were possible, Juve.
>*cast head back will a powerful laugh*
Oh Juve, no need to cry now. The die is cast. You have sealed your faith. We are en route. We will not stop. We will not forgive. And never will you forget El Real Madrid Club de Fútbol. Expect us.
Sup Forums is probably the best board right now. Not as autistic as Sup Forums, not as cringy as /r9k/, not as pretentious as Sup Forums, not as low as Sup Forums, not as high as /lit/ and not as paranoid as Sup Forums
Cooper King
I LOVE YOU
Hudson Smith
Don't forget perro caca posting.
Asher Allen
SAVED
Adam Torres
Romanian guy started perro caca?
Camden Walker
You saved my other Real Pepe too!
Thanks!
Lincoln Hernandez
>us What part of Madrid are you from?
Charles Nguyen
>inhales legendarry You're fucked Coglione
Jose Hernandez
I need more!!!
Jordan Clark
Post the Porto Tonberry pls
Camden Hall
the Portuguese have really improved. good work lads.
Elijah Hall
>probably >implying It is the best by far. The other boards have been insufferable since 2014.
Justin Perry
Please remove the crown, porto pepe
Jackson Gray
I am but a loyal /cus/tomer. What are you, some kind of "lifelong fan"? Don't make me laugh. You are nothing. A leech. A parasite. A freeloader. Me? I'm Real Madrid Club de Fútbol. El Real. I own full kits. Balls. Accessories. Memorabilias. All paid with my hard earned money. From the sweat of my brow I ate "Halal Madrid". I contributed to the club so much I probably own a significant percentage of Ronaldo's CR7 back left thigh. So yes. We. As opposed to "Us". Because you are not, and will never be part of this wonderful customer experience.
Ryder Martin
... I bend my knee to you, Pierre.
Justin Nguyen
So this is what it means to be.. a TRUE CUSTOMER
Benjamin Taylor
(checked)
Jaxon Lewis
this is literally better than nobel prize literature
Christian Turner
So this is the power... of Real
Jeremiah Young
If digits juve loses
Tyler Baker
If digits Madrid loses.
Matthew White
No Ronaldo, No Real Madrid. Period.
All that Modric, Kroos pass here pass there can be easily nullified with ease..
Madrid customers shouldn't kid themselves that it's their spanish players that are actually making all those things happen..they owe ALL of their recent success to a portuguese player.
Robert Nguyen
I'm glad we have unique shitposters, but above all of them, portofrog guy, you may be my alltime favorite, even if I am an american benficuck customer.
LA MISERIA HUMANA EN SU MAXIMA EXPRESION.........EL AUTOR DE ESTE POST...........UN PERUANO ODIOSO, FRUSTRADO, ENVIDIOSO, CON COMPLEJO DE INFERIORIDAD COMO MUCHOS, QUE NO ENCUENTRA OTRA MANERA DE EXTERIORIZAR Y DESFOGAR LAS MISERIAS PROPIAS DE UN DON NADIE POBRE DIABLO REDUCIDO A DESECHO. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS LASTIMA !!! Ya lo decia Alberto Fujimori, el ex-presidente peruANO
Fujimori: EL PERUANO QUIERE SER RACIALMENTE ARGENTINO Y CULTURALMENTE CHILENO. Con que argumento valido me puede rebatir el pobre y triste autor peruANO de este post. EL QUE DA RISA ERES TU Y TU POBRE VIDA ODIOSA. EL PERU, como lo dijeron muchos famosos, Es UNA MIERDA RECHASADA POR CADA RAZA DEL MUNDO, DESDE INDIGENA, BLANCA , ASIATICA, JUDIA ETC Y POR ESO NO HAY NADA EN PERU DE VALOR NI DE IMPORTANCIA, LA UNICA EXPORTACION QUE PERU LE DA AL MUNDO ES EL PERUANO: UN SER TORPE, HEDIONDO Y FEO. LA GASTRONOMIA PERUANA? UNOS PAJAROS QUE COMEN BASURA!!! UN PERU CONDENADO, POBRE Y ASQUEROSO, ENVIDIA DE NINGUN PAIS !!!
Hunter Brooks
>forgetting slovakia
Elijah Price
get help
Cameron James
>still won all their matches by 3-4 goals whenever he's been out this season
Yeah he's so crucial..
Jose Hernandez
MFW Juve wins CL
Tyler Reed
K I N O
Jacob Butler
MY NIGGAS IS REAL MADRID YOU NIGGAS IS MORE LIKE MALAGA
Gabriel Collins
only because the dutch cityfag had some calls to take
Brayden Martinez
Madrid frog is my favorite poster. Him and Perro caca are making spuh great again
Jayden Cox
do not bully Peru
Dominic Adams
OP here, in Brussels for the week-end. I wont be with you tonight but all my heart with be with our boys
Henry Robinson
They'd have been fucked in the CL without him
Lincoln Wright
Cant you find a bar to watch it mon'ami?
Jordan Nelson
What will happen if Real fuck up?
Jonathan James
*Samir
Christopher Butler
Juve win the treble
Jason Jackson
If double, Ronaldo will lose Halal the game by letting it all SLIP
Ryan Young
BTFO
Liam Ward
wtf i guess i'm a halal supporter now!
Angel Peterson
So that means it'll be a draw & penalties?
Nolan Young
for me its the slovak, romanian slipposter and UMA DELICIA
Dylan Campbell
Goat
Oliver Stewart
>gypsy halal Who?
Blake Bailey
Porto Tonberry?
Thanks, Mate
Here you go
Thanks, American Moor
Ian Anderson
say something nice about him
Bentley Gray
The goal against Atleti was nice.
Camden Myers
Who can stop us lads? >Cristiano in GOAT mode >Best midfield in the world >Isco needs to win to pay his alimony >Carvajal fully fit >Ramos >Navas has just made some character development Just give us the trophy already.
Jacob Walker
Karim? Karim Mostafa Benzema? It's simple, he's on the top of the world right now. He's probably the best player in Madrid. Hell, in Spain. He's simply unstoppable. A force of nature as they say. He has an appetite for goals and all the little thing that you can't train for.
I was shacking when Deschamp decided to put him aside. And our defeat against Spain proved that "Benzebut" is nigh irreplaceable. Giroud? He's so-so. Griezmann? He wont make my top 10. Mbappe? Call me in 5 years. But Karim? He would have run past everything.
I hope Didier makes the right decision for the FIFA World Cup 2018.
Levi Campbell
Fantastic thread. Does anyone have all the posts by French customer? Before Atlético and Bayern matches?
Camden Thomas
All I have is
Ayden Thomas
this is fucking beautiful
should be framed
Sebastian Peterson
...
Dominic Turner
Told you
Grayson Wood
OP here. No need for words anymore. We did it
Joseph Howard
Thank you based gabacho
Adrian Perez
Based frog
Connor Turner
truly the 12th man based Pierre
John Lee
cheers OP
Josiah Richardson
>tfw he was right all along
Samuel Brown
Fucking cunts
Jayden Myers
Thanks you based frog prophet
Zachary Sanchez
>Top 10 anime battles
Gabriel Murphy
my hero
Kevin Murphy
>4-1 The bullying wasn't necessary.
Levi Campbell
Shooters shoot. Wanted Real MAD to win because of TSUUnaldo and OP. Thank you le french GOATman of shitposting.
