Yellowstone just exploded, how fucked are you?

Yellowstone just exploded, how fucked are you?

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Literally untouched. I really thought the yellowstone eruption would kill the entire US, guess it wouldn't be so bad after all.

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Raining ash ain't shit you cunt

I’m good
Fuck the west coast anyway

south central Montana, completely fucked.

Central Arizona, I'm good and maybe it'll finally cool the fuck down here when the damn sun gets blocked off hopefullt

South Florida KIDDO. I'm fucked in other ways though.

>be in Europe
>kek at americans dying

People outside the blast radius would be ok initially but we'd all have to deal with a worldwide famine and possible nuclear winter.

mfw I live in Salt Lake City
whatever, life is shit anyways

As well as a complete enconimc collapse of the US that would ripple across the world for years afterwards.

I'm in the kill zone so I'm good!

insta kill

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Ehh, I'm right on the edge of hot Ash and raining Ash, guess I should move northwest a few states.

As a land invasion force that marched like ants up Siberia, across the straight, and heading to california, sure throws a spanner in the works as I realise america may just well nuke its own land to keep me out. Let alone what's going to happen my han race or our homeland. Today the sky wept blood.

I'm good. Good ole Michigan :^)
Too bad it wouldn't wipe out socal though.

Unfortunately, it is.
Crops will die; most vegetation will.

I'm good, spent 500 hours in Fallout, i'm prepared.

In abq so just got a little dusting plus real estate market just improved. Thanks jellystone

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Somehow im only on state away.
From being dead. Guess its neat to live in Virgina

is this real? sauce?

Northeast bitches!

>Norwegian
>laugh at Americans as they're dying

gg

may have a LITTLE ash, but I will most likely be fine

Southern Hempishere Master Race

>be europoor
>wife gets culturally enriched
>no knife permit so can't fight back

Go Shuaiby yourself.

except that the ash would take years to come to the ground, blotting out the sun for the entire world so we would all be fucked. just depends on if we die of starvation or not.

I honestly hope this doesnt happen in my lifetime, I have a daughter to raise. And if you are already poor when it happens you pretty much fucked. The rich will use their wealth to scramble for resources and comfy underground bunkers while those of use on the surface will experience he'll on earth.

Its unerving to think about honestly. Id rather an asteroid smash into us instead.

Knives arent prohibited. Where do you get this kind of information? You can also own a rifle after taking class in hunting/handling.

I am at least 12 fucked.

I mean, I live in the US so pretty fucked but I wouldn't die immediately. Probably just starve.

Bozeman or Billings bro?

>europe is just one country
I love how you are stupid.

Northern WY here, see ya in hell faggots

chekd

East side of Cincinnati here. I'll be fine while I watch those shitty westsiders choke on raining ash.

Im good

Can't wait for it to erupt for real so I don't have to see this fucking thread ever again.

If Yellowstone explodes, the world is fucked. Even if the environmental effects weren't much more far reaching than the States (and they would be), the economic effects would ensure we'd all be miserable for a very long time.

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German guy here, won't die, still fucked because of collapse of world economy and global cooling.
Also, I do not trust my government in any way to handle such a situation properly.

Everything is Made in China. You're irrelevant sweetie.

Australia will be just fine thanks

>What is finance and the Internet anyway

Not fucked at all cunt.

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>finance and the Internet
both will continue on just fine without clpland

Billings

>being this dumb
Wew

While i do hate the fuck out of the west coast, what I really hope for is that meteorological events occur during the eruption that funnel the effects of the blast further, east north east that it may consume the jewengland states. Why does it have to be all the fucking white states?

>self projection this hard
the world can exist without clapland

>"I really thought the yellowstone eruption would kill the entire US, guess it wouldn't be so bad after all."
bruh thats most of our farmland right there, socal isnt good enough to feed us all

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Have fun getting beheaded by jihadists

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No, they won't. They could and would be rebuild for sure, but this would take time.

NC is safe!

Good enough to feed the remainder, though.

that is not the correct map

this one is

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>literally thinks the only reason he is alive is because of himself and not a vast network of industry and agriculture that supports the entire nation.

I live in florida. so.... the initial blast doesn't seem to reach us, but no one is safe.

>correct map
>all speculation and calculation
neither are correct. they're both predictions, dumbass.

Same. Rockies and Wasatch deflet the blast and will draw in the ash. Probably look like Pompeii around here.

Utah fag here. If I don't die in the initial blast, I'll be encased in burning ash. You'll know which ash statue will be mine, because I'm going to die in the dabbing position. Look for me in the museums.

Here's a thought, let's fucking seal that volcano up with some concrete or something. Why are we just waiting for it to errupt?

NAZI?

Gott in Himmel!

y'all realize they'll have a little bit (and when I say little, I mean it) of warning before it explodes. you may have a few days to evacuate. that in itself will be hell though. and good luck actually getting out, rather than being stuck in your car when it goes off.

If dubs this happens tonight

Underground bunkers don't even help. Historical records show ash falls that are 30 feet deep after some eruptions. That would bury the air systems and smother the survivors.

Reroll

A disaster in any major country would fuck the world. Im not just praising america

Salt Lake bros hmu.
Look, I can either die at 100 in my sleep as a no name; Or I could go down as the dude who dabbed during a volcanic eruption. I hate Winter anyway, so I'm not really feeling volcanic winter.
Fuck you. Stop this shit.

Probably b8 but I'll bite. This volcano is so large it consists of almost the entirety of Yellowstone national park, which is fucking huge. There are already many miles of roads, mountains, and a large lake inside the crater of the volcano. Ain't shit stopping that muhfucka

What is "b8?" Anyway, even if you don't think concrete is enough (I think is is, I've hit my head on it before and it's pretty hard.), if what you said about the lake is true, then wouldn't the water cool the lava before it could go anywhere?

>Or I could go down as the dude who dabbed during a volcanic eruption
I'm sure there are better pop-culture references you could make that no one will get in 1000 years.

>using internet
>not a sk8r boi

the whole plan not working aside, it would likely require more concrete than we could physically make. limited by both time and resources.

MIdvale! In my 40's bud. I am going full Mad Max if this shit goes down.

>being this uneducated
what is it like to be an American kek

If it were an issue with lava then it wouldn't be a big deal, the real issue is the amount ash and noxious gas released into the atmosphere will block out the Sun, causing all life and plant matter to basically come to a halt.

Lakes and rivers will be contaminated killing all aquatic wildlife. Birds will suffocate, plants will be layered in ash unable to get sunlight, nothing will grow.

It will gradually smother us humans as well and because no sun, it will get very cold. Perpetual dark days.

A real living nightmare. And this has happened lots times in the earths past.

We can use cement, then, or asphalt. Anything to keep that son of a bitch from spilling.

Is there anyway that this event could be forced? Like burying a nuke near the crater?

... just for morbid curiosity.

فقط للضحك. الله أكبر

Not sure but I might be between the failing ash and clear cali sun.

again... the whole time thing. the caldera is unpredictable at the moment. it could blow a week from or 1000 years from now.
and not to mention the cost of the project. and then the fact that all that concrete/cement/asphalt will just become debris in the explosion making everything worse than it was to begin with.

>the same """argument""" over and over again
Americans are so mad

Can someone post the obligatory "oi mate" brit with bad teeth getting fucked by a black man pls?

We can install a net and a giant vacuum cleaner to take care of that. Put a huge filter in the ocean. Take all the collected ash and gas and put it in space.

brilliant

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Isn't the whole planet fucked?

generally... yes.

I don't know, man, it beats doing nothing. We're already in debt up to our tits and we won't know how much time we really ever had until it blows. If we spend a week trying to fix it and it blows before we can, at least we did not go gently into the good night or whatever.

The last time something like that happened we've got the End-Permian mass extinction, so yeah.

This place was never permanent and you're a fool if you thought otherwise. All things come to an end. Whether it's volcanoes, nuclear war, heat death or what have you, it's all going to be gone one day.

>it beats doing nothing
you know the saying "things couldn't get worse". they can always get worse. and humans have a notorious habit of fucking things up when they mean well. actually with the way things currently are, it would be better to do nothing than to waste time and effort on a project that WILL NOT work.

South Georgia. The ash misses me, but I get murdered by niggers or die of mosquito-borne disease anyway.

Perfectly fine, I'm + 5000 miles away

Thankfully the map indicates all danger is on the US side, so we're safe in Canada.

Florida man here, (south Florida)
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Still pretty fucked.

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NY here
The ash wont kill us but the starvation from the farmlands being wiped out will.
Plus all the hungry looting killer niggers.

lol yeah the map inexplicably just stops at the border. y'all have a forcefield to protect you when this happens or something?

phoenix? im a chandler fag

I'd live a month or two if I don't die from fine partical related pneumonia.

Volcanoes fear socialism.

Well, at the very least it should be more up to discussion than it currently is. I don't know about you, but not much comes to mind when I think about worse fates than just waiting to let a volcano fry you. We could cover it with a metal plate. Build a giant bowl, fill it with ocean water and dump it on the volcano. SOMETHING.

Ha ha ha, no problems at New York

Here in Washington we would get a snowy layer of ash.