Confess your worst sin or this will happen to you

confess your worst sin or this will happen to you

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Havent done anything too bad. Maybe smack my cat for having diarrhea on my sheets? But thats about it.

Oh god... Probably my drinking. Don't know if it's a sin, but.. single worst thing I've done, for sure

Cheated on my current wife multiple times with multiple strangers from CL. Don't feel too much regret except about getting caught.

Have made girls feel bad for no reason at all because Im an unironic misogynist. Feelsbadman.

I stole a bubblegum from the supermarket once

Would you smack me if I had diarrhea on your sheets?

I'm a nigger.

fapped to questionable things

Ugh... I stole a mascara once.

stole some small things

How much time u have? Lol

I took a girl who couldn't swim into the deep end of a swimming pool and had sex with her.

Des?

All sins are equal in Gods judgement

bullied a kid. he turned out much worse from it. heard he became a serial rapist.

Im jewish

no

There's absolutely nothing wrong with being Jewish

I masturbate to cartoons.

I get satisfaction by sexually torturing my wife.

I like exposing my activist sfw girlfriend to neo Nazis online.

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Asked this mute mongoloid who I was put in charge of minding at school to give me a wank just to watch her helplessly try and explain to the people from the spastic centre what happened. Never took that she used sign language into account though.

user I...

I choked some cat once (cat didn't die tho :()

Probably when i felt up my cousin when she slept

fucked a 78 year old with dementia, she thought I was her husband

My worst sin is putting a hook through someone's eye

I like how you couldn’t possibly make that up because 78 is such a random figure!

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I had sex with my friend's girlfriend. She instigated but that doesnt justify it. I still feel like shit every time we're all out together.

Jerked off to some weird shit

i technically dated a married woman when i was 16, she was 28, mommy gf.

im a pathological liar. I lie about everything for no fucking reason. I also put people around me down. Also ive said many a racial slur in my day.

I choked my friends small animals to death and told him they died naturally.

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Fapping to g/fur, meh

I also raped my sister when we were fucked up.

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>story

Confessed a fake will to commit suicide to keep a girl from discontinuing contact with me after her boyfriend found out Ive been knowingly cucking him for 4 months.

I stole a chain and a lollipop when I was younger, and thought about committing other crimes. I"m so very sorry, please forgive me

A sin not even God can forgive

>2 months later she got dumped
>I smashed a few more times
>blames me for ruining her whole life
>ghosts me and moves to city
>she adds me again after 5 months
>appologizes for things she said
>shes now a drug slut and fucks some meth head

W h o o p s

Oh man, and I was going to go fishing today...
Well, I guess I'll confess. I killed my best friend by exposing him to mold fucking around in my basement after his immune system was wiped out by chemo. Fungal infection in his lungs killed him about a month after.
Thought about killing myself a lot since then. Been about 2 and a half years since he passed.

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Nice
Got any pics?

Jews are sub-human. Saying there's nothing wrong with being Jewish is fine, so long as you're still recognizing it's a jew. It's like saying there's nothing wrong with being a horse or a pig, it's when they pretend to be people that's a problem.

mentally destroying my ex gf.

>Be me
>Dying mum
>Sister staying with us cause homeless
>Sister is recovering meth addict.
>Steals dying mums SS money
>relapses
>Outraged
>Get drunk after work
>Play it cool plan on kicking them the fuck out anyways
>her and bf offer me Xanax they already Ingested some
>get ultra fucked up
>Go to lay in bed and sleep
>Meth head bf and them are in my bed
>To fucked to know what's going on
>lay down anyways
>Bf gets up and leaves
>Shove hand down pants and start fucking her asshole and pussy
>bf walks in and walks out like a cuck
>Wake up the next day no fucks given
>kick the faggots out
>Never hear from them again.


Apperently they're going down for stealing a car.


I regret nothing.

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> no sins

:O

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i have one, but i don't think ill share it, she was asian, 100% chinese in a marriage that by the sound of it was failing, but getting better by the time she left me.

that'd be hot if she wasn't a meth addict.

Hello new friend! Welcome to channel 4, please enjoy your stay!!

Did you do it intentionally?

No, I just wasn't thinking. Shit's fucked me up though. I tried to OD on xanax, but my dosage was too low and the remainder of my bottle didn't work. Haven't had the guts to become another gun statistic and I'm too much of a pussy to just cut deep.

Don't worry about it then, faggot.
Accidents happen and neither one of you were medical professionals, user.

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kek. shame on you. Glad that she learned sign language. I use sign language myself.
Heard about some weird stories when I was on internat, but I was too afraid of sex that time to actually try something wildly.

This but it was a tootsies roll.. I saw a guy grab a handful and I was 4 and he told me to her me one.. my mom didn't know this and saw me in the car with it made me go back in, pay for it and return it.. never stole anything ever again.. you anons just wouldn't understand..
I don't deserve my eye anyway.

Masturbation lmao

Some how I doubt this... I just don't believe you.

already did this yesterday.
All sins are equal.
I confess to lying.

masturbated using my hand

I guess my worst sin is that I don't even really remember what it is.

Masturbation in the park

I striped and ate my cousin out when while the rest of the family was in the next room. We almost got caught.

I fucked a horse... well, 4 or 5 horses

fucked a 16 year old once

I fap to polished female nails

masturbated at my great grandmas funeral

I fed my neighbours cat once. :(

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Being born.

I used to fuck this 65 year old lady I met on craigslist because she was lonely and would buy me gifts and food. It was kind of gross but it was worth it to get the latest iphone. Also her pussy stank like old person.

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Im a girl and I find rape hot and masturbate to forced sex videos. Though i know its fucked up and never actually want to get raped

Fapped to the Thoughts of doing anal to a trap

I've known since about 5th grade that I wanted to be a woman. I obsess about it and wish I could've lived that life. Despite this I married and had kids out of fear of being my real self.

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nothing that bad, but i did hit a kids head against a wall.

So you're mentally ill, but managed to maintain a normal, hopefully productive life and have children.
Good for you, user. I'm glad you were able to rise above your illness.

haven't done anything bad yet. but i might when i go to the Philippines. someone help.

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stole a guys wife then ended up cheating on her

Has sex with my teacher multiple times during recess at school.

I never uploaded any porn or otherwise illegal or immoral thing on Sup Forums (neither I did it on plebbit, but whatever).

does it count as a sin?

pic: example of what I usually upload here

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I once liked buzzfeed

Honestly, thanks. It seems like you might have harsh views on this topic but I appreciate it. I've worked hard and repressed a lot to live a pretty good life. In a way though, I feel like my wife got a raw deal because she'll never know how truly fucked up I am when it comes to sexuality.