Accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it

>accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it

Should I just end it now? I haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY fucking sucks.

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??????????

what the fuck

Have you told her yet? How old was it?

how fat are you

Just kill yourself.

Kek
Proof

Jesus this week on Sup Forums things are really fucked up

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Only 1 kill confirmed though

make sure to live stream it while you're at it

pics or it didnt happen

Dude. Maybe. The guilt will either make you an inconsolable mess or a monster that should be put down

Guess the universe didn't like the kid man dont an hero over an accident.

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This is concerning, I've never seen this pasta.

Elaborate OP.

No, She's weeding the garden now
6 months i think?

WHAT SHOULD I DO Sup Forums?
CAN I GO TO JAIL???? I SWEAR IT'S ACCIDENTAL!!!

Its like a friendly fire accident but with your butt

So far.

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What the fuck ever dude, she can just make another one. It's not hard. A lot of people do it on accident.

Go on /x/ and ask how to res him.

Just go apologise, shrug tell her it was an accident and she can make another one. You'll be fine, it was only a baby...

You fucked up hard.

Yes you can, Considering you are over the age of 18

She might kill you before the police get there user. people really like babies.

Take a pic, post here
>We shutdown Sup Forums now

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How did he/she die?

Dude take the child to hospital immediately

You can't cover this up. Call 911 and act like you're not sure it's dead and you want to do your best to help it live.

Man up and turn yourself in.

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????????????????????????

walk us through what happened and post proof and i will help

you dun goofed kid
time to pull a shuaiby

Did you crush it? Did it suffocate? How did it die?

Mmmm, are you next Sup Forumsro?
2days to go until a new week starts.

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I'm not saying OP should, but I probably would

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don't get too down man. She can always make a new one

Proof with timestamp or GTFO

Pics or it didnt happen

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Hang up the thread and call 911

ABANDON THREAD
ABANDON THREAD
CNN IN, REPORTING ON Sup Forums
No fucks given though, it was /r9k/

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He can help with that too. If ya know what i mean

Keep baiting, samefag.

Maybe you didn't hurt it that bad, maybe its just sleeping really hard. Go find another one quick and keep it in the freezer just in case this one doesn't wake up.

How even ?
Are you actually THAT autistic that you don't see a fucking child ? 100% bait

brapped to death

>put baby in bed
>go out and help sister weed
>she finds baby dead but you have an alibi saying you were weeding with her
>???

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And so it was.

btfo
check'd

Sit on your sister. No witnesses.

Oh shit

>accusing us of baiting

No shit, you fucking retard. The OP is clearly fake, that's the whole point of this thread.

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What the heck is this thread lol

SIDS is the most common form of death to infants

What was the pic?

/thread.

Nah, I get too much enjoyment from people's mystery to hero.

Don’t you mean SITS?

Cuz the little fuckers are so squishy, hard for it to NOT be sudden ya know

when she sits down to cry you can get rid of the only person who knows by sitting on her

Kek

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Lol Brian Peppers, What happened to him now?
Did he die or something?

fuxking lost

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You must take responsibility and impregnate your sister

s dead baby

call ambulance and leave

Zing!

This

kek

see

is OP even here anymore? Post pics niggaman

Shit nigger

i am hidding from my sister, she got a fucking pistole

Dont idle. At least if you screan and call 911 you wont look like a murderer

lol rip well atleast you won't have to kill yourself anymore.

Don't kys.
I know I would think about it as I'm sure you did, but if this is not bait I think you should simply call the police on yourself, be honest ad avoid contact with your sister, who would certainly try to rip your eyes off.

Suck it up and go to jail with an unintentional murder accuse. You'll get out in 10 years max and the time you spend in jail will also help you overcome the inevitable guilt your brain will torture you with. As you'll feel like you paid for what you did, you could end up living a normal life after you're put.
The only thing you can't do IMHO is recover the relationship ad a brother with your sister. She'll hate you forever. Weep for her and stay away from her range.

Best of luck.

This

Live stream pls

All asses should be banned

Pistoles are so good. Where did she find one at this hour? Did she make it?

>baby is deaded
>"how baby died??"
>ASSault

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>call 911
>say sister killed baby and is now trying to shoot you too
>she gets arrested instead of you
>???

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>Sits on a baby

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It musta crawled under you for warmth

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How much do you weigh op?

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more than you newfag

goddammit christufuh

Post pics of your sister, OP.

tell the police the baby tried to sit on you and it was self defence

It's pasta everyone, stop biting

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Retard alert

Do it you pussy make sure you film it in high resolution and the camera gets a full angel and Dosent fall down livestream it make sure you don’t fuck it up like the last pussy user did

>accedently kills a baby
>asks Sup Forums for help
>mfw

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How in the actual fuck do you accidentally sit on a child?

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KEK!

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HOLY SHIT OP! I GUESS YOU ARE A BABYSITTER.

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