How can I be more swipable?

How can I be more swipable?

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By not being a chad, Kevin.

Fedora of course.

Ill try this

Needs more pasta

Write me a bio

If I was you I might change pic number 3. I guess it's a pic to say " I also have a funny/party side" but it feel really out of place. Maybe one where you look just a tad less red/drunk would be better. Other than that I would swipe you right. No homo

Don't forget to add a little bitta pasta

Remove pic 3 and upgrade 4 to 3
5 seems booring and you already filled it with 2-3

Write a bio about shit, you know what you did

I have these to choose from

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Another girl, bad idea imo

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Thx

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I'd go for this but the problem is that people have no idea how tall you are so you might want to state it in your bio even if it's a bit cliché

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I'm 6'4

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Do you even need a tinder to get pussy a this point ?

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Yes sort of, ill admit I notice I get stared at alot but that doesnt mean I'm good socially

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Aight I get you.
For your bio, since you're good looking enough I honestly don't believe that you have to try to be original/funny. Just state your name, occupation, where you live n shit like that. And of course a few non too nerdy hobbies and you're good to go.

What are some attractive hobbies

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I dunno... Petting dogs? Art? Sports? Studies?

Libraries

Women are pettie and competitive. Post photos of being serounded by hot chicks, it makes you desirable and it say you aren't a phyco and subconsciously makes them have to match a standard of looks or actions.

Bosnus points here as it looks like she thinks your funny in addition to wanting the D.

>false

Elaborate.

My negro here is not aiming to bang some low grade thot! He's looking for a qt pattoot to have a stable relationship with!

1. Remove the shirtless pics, it comes across as vain and women like some things left to the imagination
2. be smiling in most of your pics, too many of your pics you're pulling a 'blue steel' and coming across as a poser. Women will automatically feel more comfortable if you're laughing in your pictures or smiling. They'll also subconsciously associate you with joy and humor or a good time out. Seriously be smiling in your profile pic bro.
3. a few more pictures of you with people. I would include only one with a chick. Just come across as being more out going.
4. Have an awesome bio. If you're a funny guy, make your profile funny. Pretend you're a character from a movie and make them interested in figuring out who you are. If you like to travel, say you're looking for someone to take on an adventure. Simple shit.

You're a good looking guy, it's going to be easy as fuck.

I'm no Casanova but I've had some reasonable success on tinder with these methods and met my fiance of 2 and a half years on tinder. happy swiping bro

Then he is on the wrong site, tinder bases action looks it's shallow and quite literally a speed dating site as it limits you to a few likes per 12 hours.

He asked to be more swipible ergo more desirable in a pool of time constrainted choices.

My bio

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You have to be funny scruffy, you're competing with this among other assholes.

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Once again, if he aim for a thot, sure. But my nigga is respectable af.

Dude that's all really superficial crap, except maybe that you like adventure. Go deeper into who you are and what you're about. Chuck some humor in there as well

Jesus that's cringy. The type of girls that go for that are the opposite of what you want to put your dick in.

Respectible in the sense of self awareness, but girls that are already judging you don't need more negatives such as I'm fat, "im trying to eat veggies." Or "answers the call of adventure"- you're the man so she has to answer your call.

Anyhow... OP needs to engage these obervations not some ebonic using whitenight trying to russle some Jimmie's here.

I never ever ever (zero exceptions) reply to broads that hit me up first.

The only bio that matters on Tinder:

Have cash, will spend

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zirby.co

you're welcome

Based on what bots selling webcams? Elaborate.

this is quality advice

stop being a faggot

Put in your bio, “promise not to kill you.” I’m telling you, it works