18 yr old bored off my ass at 5:40 in the morning AMA

18 yr old bored off my ass at 5:40 in the morning AMA

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How big is your dick?

Also, clean your room!

6ish inches I haven't measured in a while. And no too much hassle

Have you seen my dad?, he said something about 'traps' but I'm not sure what that means

I haven't. Make sure u heard him correctly because "traps" and "trappin" are two very different things but both usually end up with a father not returning to their child

Is it wrong that I got my dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner?

I say u can't pick ur links and leave you to it.

Well he said he was "in a trap" so he may be in danger..

Clean your room, that can keep you busy till the sun comes up, then go for a jog.

Nice quad. I mean it wasn't really me fault it just sorta happened

Who tf are u my mom? Bounce off my dick and my thread byeeee

Can I bounce on your dick?

a/s/l?

Asking the important questions

What's the deal with airline food?

Holy shit clean your fucking room man that's embarrassing.

I bounce on my boys dick after harassing people on the internet

No u

Naaaaah my room is fine

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What's the deal with all these Muslims coming over here taking our jobs amarite!?

What does Ted Cruz think about that?

im cool with it. my kink is fucking goats and my first cousin at the same time so im pretty okay with it

He thinks Martin shkreli is a son of a bitch

Looks like a lot of laundry. Just put all the dirty shit in your laundry basket and the rest in your closet/dresser and do a load or three of laundry.

It's work, but you'll feel better after doing so.

You too huh? Well at least I'm not the only one!

We just gunna ignore 3 dubs.
This is now a get thread.

easier said than done, im one fat bastard

Woah! Who tf are you calling fat!?

Shhhhh

myself? *I'm* one fat bastard

Oh sorry I seen fat bastard and instantly got triggered, my bad

OP UPDATE
I made a cinnoman bagel cuz i was fucking hangry and now im smoking a cigarette

Big money salviaaaaaa!!

I'm a fat bastard too. But cleaning your room helps. It'll make you feel better.

op post cock

im flacid as fuck i aint postin 'less its some impressive shit that i havent even seen yet

Flaccid's fine

but im embarassssed >w< promise you wont screenshot it or post it online

I can't do that.

no cummies for you then you fucking niggerfaggot

I promise

Goddamn you have nice feet
I love you OP

Is that an arizona plate? Where you at?

Tucson BB

Oooooh, this is a game now. Dubs means OP shows cocks, trips decides what he shoves in his ass!

How can you live in such a dirty place?

Different user-
I'm moving to Tucson tomorrow morning. Kek OP

Nice gets!

I got you, love.

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You don't really want to move to the dirty T do you?

It explains why my room is so dirty no?

That sucks bro just eat a bullet now before u have to suffer

Safe travels!

Better than were I'm at now, which is near Philly.

OP was born in south philli but can say that tucson is for sure grimier and dirtier

You planning on going to UofA or do you just hate yourself?

My family is there. I'll be alright.
Thanks man!

at Pima rn probly just gonna drop out and enlist tbh

CLEAN YOUR ROOM

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You're in Pima and going to tucson? You should just end it.

I hate snow, humidity, and ugly women. PA is not for me.
Work opportunity.

NO NIGGA

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Clean your room bucko.

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i knowwwww but im too big of a pussy :(

Drink of choice?

Codiene cuz im edgy. but i dont really drink outside of that. i smoke and do other drugs but i dont drink

Sexuality?

straight as a stick... male ass es no bueno

Got ant tucson nudes?

You play games at all?

I play WoW and Overwatch. I would play a lot more games if i wasnt poor but life sucks.

You live with your parents?

Nah my sister and her boyfriend

Is she hot?

Post your sisters tits, ass, or feet.