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Official KEK get thread.
How does it feel being 4 hours away from a terror attack in London?

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It wouldn't be the first time I laughed at a terror attack in London, it surely won't be the last.

Nothing will happen.

I was thinking more Amsterdam, assuming a left to right attack map.

Brilliant. I've got my bacon grease warm and ready.

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BRING IT ISIS

LAND ONE RIGHT HERE IN THE FUCKING US

WANNA SEE US ROYALLY FUCK A NATION UP AGAIN?

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Time to get comfy

What's going on in 4 hours?

Who /irrelevent shithole/ here?

Gonna get comfy watching the world burn.

Wasn't the time meant to be 1:50pm or something? It's 3:31pm now. I'm guessing they are following US timezones

You cold, Irish bastard - that's why we love you.

I'm laughing at all terror that happens in Europe, to be honest. We haven't even accepted more than 1k refugees by now so everything that happens them is fully deserved, though it's getting pretty obvious the terrorist attacks are nothing but falseflags from their own governments to grab more power.

Can't wait for the next mass-rape/massacre/bombing.

For what?

EST mate.

timeanddate.com/time/zones/est

Praise Lord Kek.

I hope you are using the term "shithole" ironically, fellow citizen

Muslims killing muslims, it happens every day.

Hey there handsome

Reporting in

roll for hannihilation alien invasion

>6/6/16

Gonna send to em straight to hell when the explode themself. Just pour onto the remains and they will melt into the concrete . now that's something Mulder himself would find impossible to undertand

IT'S DUES KEK TIMEE !

Whoever can manufacture those little kek statues will become a millionaire.
They're literary sitting on a goldmine and they're too stupid to realize it, I've emailed museum gift shops trying to buy one.

Deus KEK!

Nothing will happen you okie-doke.

This is the fourth KEK thread today. PRAISE!

DEUS KEKUS,
HEAR OUR PLEA
OH, WERE WILL THE HABBENING BE?

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Praise Kek, the name given to the chaotic aspect of God as I see it.

Kek Vult

praise Kek
Amen

I really hope so. If an attack happens, Brexit confirmed.

I'm much closer to London than 4 hours.
Should I be worried?

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I can't seem to find any proof in your post. Is it perhaps stuck inside your asshole?

Do I count?

Blessed town

Let it be known, Trump will rule for 8 years and save America and make it great.

Let it be known on this day, when the barbarians strike fear into the hearts of men.


Let it be known.

PRAISE KEK.

everything ITT is true

praise Kek
May Kek bless us with a habbening on this fine day
Amen

Kek your ID says you're a cuck

Pretty funny that they only accepted a couple million yet their entire ideology is now worried about terror attacks?

Just thought of something.

Are Kek and Kauket our spiritual parents? I've never even thought of this before but I was surfing for Kek material and saw that topic and was intrigued. As an atheist I have no experience with this.

I thought Brussels was legit until I found the crisis actors on you-tube selling trips to the Caribbean.

Even the trips they are selling now, is literally a scam.

there is even vids on there, right after Brussels where some still had bandages from plastic surgery. You would think the government would control these actors better.

promises promises...

I also took this randomly

reporting

getting comfy here

reporting for duty

Loveland, Ohio?

Yes.

why are emojis a meme?
I use them all the time in real life

Comfy

>be me
>lurking hard on KEK thread
>get some pretty nice repetetive digits (few trips)
>fast forward
>go out to by some cigarettes
>A frog-like statuette is sitting just in fornt of my commie block (it was not thrown away), pic related
>mfw i'm starting to worship a ancient egypt god
PRAISE DUES KEK PEPE

CONFIRMED !

noice, trump sign next to the pepe company

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE THE UBERMENCH

wew lad

That statue looks really nice desu.
Also - digits for kek.

AS JIJ SKIET SKIET MY DEER MY AFRIKANERHART

Friends! Comrades! Brethren!

On this most auspicious day, let us remind ourselves: Kek did not will himself into existence. A god is willed by his followers. And as such our resolve shall be strong and unwavering. We shall shitpost like never before, creating memes.

What is a meme, my brethren? A meme is none more than organized and redistributed information.

What is chaos, my brethren? Chaos is none more than disorder.

By making the unanderstandable, awe-some into something we can grasp we ourselves shall become memes.

We shall be witnessed.

PRAISE KEK

I pray lord kek will bless me with many lols as the west collapses

Why does everybody think there will be some happening at 1:30 EST?

Guys....it's gonna happen, my spicy digits confirm

Some interesting literature as we wait?

infographic waiting-for-happening-thread

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Because of some post some other faggot made on here

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It's the little things.

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Indifferent

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That's a chink coin frog statuette. There is space for a coin in the frog's mouth. I forget what it's for, though you should be able to look it up easily.

Supposed attack on the day of Ramalama-dingdong.

Like some /r9k/ faggot, some muzzie, some troll? What was the context.

>in London?

Why not Paris to celebrate the European Football Cup?

I mean given polls track record with happenings I'd say some disalusioned edgy faggot who wants the world to end. But who knows maybe it's got some merit

only 2 hours left :D

because meme magick says so

Ek wens ek kon terugkeer na my vaderland

So what is happening today, because today was supposed to be the economic collapse of I'm not mistaken and the Dow is the strongest it's been all week

Does anybody have a link to the earlier Kek thread(s) today?

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That's not the real Kek.

M8 we are used to uppity paddys and bog Irish blowing things up here, it's like water off a ducks back. Same shit different flies with this recent crop of sandmonkeys and muswogs.

We've had 300 years of smelly foreigners trying to kill us on our own clay.

Europe civil war when?

How does it feel having a nigger president?

The stupidity is hilarious. Kek is a god of chaos but stands for light? Black stands for the suppression of truth? x,D Oh styx, how you hide behind politics, he clearly knows nothing lel.

>Egyptian Frog Goddess Heket Statue, 3"H

KRAUTBRO IS BACK!

Check the Archive, brother, they're all there.

Kek appears in many forms!

I was born irrelevant

>Kuk was viewed as androgynous, his female form being known as Kauket (also spelled as Keket), which is simply the female form of the word Kuk

Spotted the KUK

Kek on happening watch.

RARE KEK! DO NOT STEAL! ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS WILL BE PROSECUTED!

Our lord KEK comes to us through many shapes


Also nice one, m8 !

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I wish I were in a safe country. Oh well, front row seat to the fun. I'm going to Frauke Petry's rally this Friday. I'm pretty siked.

Maybe I could witness a happening.

If KEK wills it, it will happen.

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This year, Ramadan both began and ends on a new moon.

Fun fact.

WITNESS HIS PRESENCE

Also, Egyptian info:

thekeep.org/~kunoichi/kunoichi/themestream/kek.html

>CE

Tell me Fedora faggot. Whats common about year 0 with the current year?

Not only that, but they have a habit of using the same crisis actors for more than one false flag. For example, I swear I saw the same girl in photos related to both the Sandy Hook incident and the Boston bombing.