For her birthday my girlfriend asked me to write her a love letter. Don't you have any corny cheesy ideas I feel really uninspired. Thanks Sup Forumsros.
For her birthday my girlfriend asked me to write her a love letter...
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Freaky, Nasty, and wet just the way I like it
I've got to taste it, touch it
rub my chin, nose, lips and tongue in it.
got to smell it, the exotic erotic aroma, I've got to savor it
Stick my finger in it, it's so moist, so warm
bodies shake and tremble, it's hard to keep calm
Silky smooth, screaming in my ear, sound the alarm
shock waves felt, long strokes pelt, agony, she felt it
sucking luscious tasty breast, sweet cherry lips next
driving you insane, lustful bliss, as our bodies connect
warming sensation ignites the spark that creates the heat
toes curl when you nut, doggy style that ass look so sweet
the flood of cum coats my shimmering wood
my exhausting orgasm never misunderstood
the sound of your orgasmic voice creates a multiple repeat
so intense, so dizzying you can't stand on your feet!
Kekd
But I don't want something sexual
Dem quads son!!
That's why you have to help me mate
Bump
What do women like to hear ?
Bump'
I'll write you one if you send her nudes.
Give her a treasure map that leads to somewhere romantic where you've set up a picnic.
Hey, I just want you to know that you're really special to me. Like, if slavery were legal here I'd save all of my pennies so I could own you. Then I'd make you wash dishes in those panties I like so much. Maybe even rent you to other people to get my investment back. What? You know I'm a businessman baby and I have to pay the bills since you don't bring anything home. Always on the scheme trying to provide for you. I love you bitch.
If she doesn't laugh at this she's not worth your time.
We already planned to meet in a pub
Do you know that you've ruined me for any other? I love your laugh - the way your lovely blue eyes light up with joy. It makes me so happy. You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. How could anyone else compare? They can't.
Together we define what passion is.....hot, incredible, and combustible. Every time we are together, it's like that. Whether we are fighting or loving... we are intense. It's so exhilarating. With you I'm alive and happy.
I wouldn't trade us for anything in the world.
[chose your closing: love, always, thinking of you, just wanted you to know]
It has some bright ideas but I don't find it that funny.
just play her this song
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Thanks mate that's good
Kekd
Try some romantic french
je vais te claquer les fesses et t'appeler "ma chérie"
je veux qu'on fasse du sexe et que tu me suces toute la nuit
je vais te saigner la chatte et t'enculer à sec
sur ton petit boule de pute on va s'y mettre à sept
I just fucking googled some love letter hoping you'd use it and she'd look it up, find out that you stole it and she'd break up with you.
Je suis l'op et je suis français donc raté
Good to know
Last bump before I get some decent shit by myself
Ok last one
Write a letter that says “I’m not a poet, but if I was my first poem would be about you.”
Then poetically list all the things about her you would write about,
>her smile, that you have come to love so much that you’ve found yourself doing things you never thought you would just to see it
>her eyelashes, like little violin strings that play you symphonies ever time she bats her eyes at you
Ya know, be creative
They say we only use 10% of our brains, but I think we only use 10% of our hearts.
>wow
cum on a napkin and give it to her
If you can't write a love letter for your own girlfriend then she deserves better
Gotchu Fam, I wrote this for an ex.
The Storm
Life washes over us like a wild Storm.
Each passing day more boisterous than the last.
Positioning ourselves to receive each blow Life hands us like a battered Warrior.
The Storm rages on as we stand searching for something worth the castigation.
Within the tempest awaits the calm,
A place of absolute serenity.
Each of us face the cyclone to discover something that will compel Harmony to overwhelm our chaos.
My peace comes from your alluring eyes,
Each gaze from you mitigates the whipping winds of an ongoing emotional monsoon around us.
Your touch makes the wounds of time painfully remembered start to fade to black.
Every word you speak is a tantalizing song to draw me out of the wall I built to withstand the lashings of feeling.
My fighting to survive slowly branches into an idea of clawing forward in order to keep your soothing presence in my life.
I desire to make your storm more bearable, to ensure your moments of lulling placidity last as long as physically possible.
Within your pandemonium I hope to be that quiet assurance of better times.
That contact with me can bring the scourge of misery down to pleasure and solace within a berserk sentience.
Even my gaze could be that silencing of distractions around you, like yours eyes are for me.
You're the quiet in my storm, I want to be your peace in a world of chaos.
Well, I wish you good night
But first shit in your bed and make it burst.
Sleep soundly, my love
Into your mouth your arse you'll shove.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I