My father started raising ravens as a young man in the 1940s, his goal being ravens as large as possible. He collected eggs from nests and hatched them in the hatchery he built himself. The raven chicks were fed with quality food and weighed daily. The individuals growing the fastest were kept for breeding and the other ones freed to the wilds. When the time passed, the average size of the ravens started to rise. Reaching about 9 kilograms, they lost the ability to fly and their wings and tails started to atrophy and their legs grow stronger.
When my father died, I kept the project going. Now, when matured, the ravens can grow to about 52 kilograms. Their plumage has evolved to fine, latex-like down and is pitch black. The ravens stand upright as humans, the muscular top of their legs resembling human legs in thickness. Their wings are no more, instead they have short, human-hand like short, strong hook-like stumps. The tail is gone completely and the cloaca has traveled to the place of the tail. The beak has shortened and now resembles a beaked nose of a human.
From the beginning the ravens had a radio for entertainment in their shelter, from which they have heard speech. Later, the radio has been switched for a television and nowadays a computer with a large screen. Nowadays the ravens manage somewhere around 200 human words and know how to use them in the right context. Their voice is metallic and low.
By nature the male ravens are extremely aggressive. They will try to mate every time a human steps into their cage, and without a broom or something similar they are hard to control. The females are very kind, but they also have a constant sex drive. When a man approaches, they usually turn their behind for offer in such a way that the cloaca is revealed, and clinch the muscles around it so that the cloaca pulses and blinks. The females like being fingered, and start to repeat the words and sayings they have learned from porn videos. If you lie on your back on the ground, the female immediately sets itself on top and knows how to guide it's cloaca over the human reproductive organs, starting a rhythmic back and forth movement. The suction of the cloaca is extremely strong, momentarily growing to 9 kilopascals per square centimeter. It is difficult for a man to resist such forces. The project continues...
Jacob Garcia
Sure
Oliver James
do continue
Ethan Sanchez
Testi g
Alexander Bell
> talking about ravens > posts a fucking crow Do you even genus corvidae?
Michael Stewart
CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW! CAW!
Alexander Hughes
Like I would reveal my trade secrets to you people.
I might take off on you peons and go away to Venus. I’m a star so I put a neutron on my ___________.
Thomas Johnson
Hey faggy op, you sometimes visit /sci/ don't you? I'm birdfag from sci, and I know you stole it from me faggot
Cameron Hall
Who ever the fuck is the bird guy, please post pics, from a nonsexual stand point I'm curious to see if this is true or not
Sebastian Edwards
this is originally a finnish pasta that I wrote, so fuck off
Christopher Ortiz
Just someone who posted about a project he had for making intelligent birds, either raven/crows or parrots. I don't have any screens and don't think is him, birdfag was a tripfag. Still, he seemed pretty serious.
