This guy comes up to you

>This guy comes up to you
>Asks you why you aren't following the local Shariah law

What do?

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Draw a penis tattoo between his manpecks.

Tell him to stick his finger up his hole.

ask him if hes able to reach his ass after hes taken a shit

make a sound like a baby crying so that his gyno'd nipples leak milk

ask him where is belly button is

Trick question, I already am following the local Shariah law.

because im not a fucking animal faggot and have the self discipline to not need a law to tell me what i should and shouldnt do

Isn't this guy christian though?

This is Texas faggot, I draw on him.

Demand to know who in the hell he thinks he is that he can tell a direct descendant of mohammed about sharia law?

Then yell allah ackbar and explode with no warning.

kick him many time in the belly to push the fat aside and then poke him in the 経絡秘孔 and enjoy the intestines falling like soft rain

*pull out my AR15*
This is why. Any more questions?

I'd ask why he doesn't have a naval

This.

show him a picture of mohammed being double double penetrated by niggers

Knock him out with a single punch

Throw pork at him

I dunno. This guy looks like a bro.

i'd use an eraser tool first so he would look normal

Beautiful haiku.

Sedate his sexual emergency

Wasn't he found dead not too long ago?

>double double

2 penis in ass and 2 penis in boypussy?

Came her to post this

>wat do?

Poke him with a needle, try not to slip on all the synthol which starts spewing out.

>hulking bearmode
>soft as a pillow somehow
>zero definition other than randomass bulges

RIP in peace Harambe

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Underrated

>poke him in the 経絡秘孔 and enjoy the intestines falling like soft rain

i literally eat his face

You're Texas faggot?

Do you suck dicks?

that guy died, not real muscle he was injected full of oil

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Ask him where master is

I believe this is why guns are a thing.

There was a thread about him last night. The guy is an iranian powerlifter, didn't save the link to his instagram cuz I aint attracted to hairy hulks

I want to become a trap whore and be her slave sucking his massive thick cock

am I gay?

Explains why your not fuckin your mom right now

hit him with my bike wheel.

why to stop a bag of jello?

Slap his gfs ass and then run to gamestop.

Not worried

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Those bodybuilders / fatasses are slow as shit.

good goy

yeah thats pretty fucking gay senpai

Poke a hole in him and laugh while he is flying in random directions, making funny noises

Be shocked as I realize I've been teleported to london, then reconquista their city.

>Implying you are not a 150kg obese burger that would faint and get a heart attack before the first punch

Ask him why the wall behind his arms bend with his arms. Then offer him a better Photoshop job, given that I am a professional multimedia worker with 35 years experience.

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shoot him since i carry. I would like to see what all that muscle against a .45 acp hollow point

P I D O R A H A

Where in the world did you get this screensaver? I must have it

I ask him if him if he's gonna put lamb's blood in his door tonight.

>pull out gladius
>disembowel him
>plant his head in front of the local synagogue

grab the bat and kill the roach on roids without hesitation.

shake some ham in his face

...

Oh japan, what the fuck did i just watch
Is it the fault of the nukes that you are all so weird?

Holy fuck.

Mecca BTFO dot webm

Shoot in face.

Allah gay!

Draw trusty 1911 and mag dump into chest.

Look at those stretch marks on his right shoulder. Clearly this guy built up mass unnaturally quickly and he must've taken some HGH or steroids

2months in tolerance education camp for hate speech

Ask him if his muscles make him bulletproof.

Empty my 9mm, claim personal defense, get out without even a fee because of rampant racism in my country

No shit i thought you can get so big just eating your veggies and have a good training program

Whoops here it is

Ask him why he's crying like a bitch because he got captured

Shoot him.

It's not gay to suck a bro's dick

kek

It is a modern classic, often considered to be the Japanese "Gone With The Wind".

he probably cannot wipe his own ass

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2 posts about this guy in the catalogue now eventhough he was captured by syrian forces. Please check your ISIS news feed achmed.

Jews wrote fake history of mass murder - an omniscient being wouldn't need lamb's blood to tell who's Jewish and who isn't. And it didn't even happen because Egypt didn't have Jewish slaves.

>total lack of monuments
>for what would have been one of the grandest victories in the ancient world

Egyptians fucking loved writing stuff down - anything not written down was not official. And yet for some strange reason they did not write down an absolute triumph over g-d's chosen people.

>shills link to wikipedia and blogs citing the old testament

I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, anti—biotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.

Five in the chest, two in the head.

Withdraw and reload with my spare magazine in case he's still up.

Nothing personnel, kid...

Its not the bulldozer The guy in op's pic is an iranian powerlifter.

I suck his dick desu

Put it down.

Chimps are supposed to be in zoos. If they aren't they are dangerous.

one word

shotgun

>GOD BLESS AMERICA

That's not crying, he got knocked the fuck out.

>cruz missiles and shillary bots think that goo sphere is muscle

This faggot is dead already.

Wahey lad

Cry and shit my pants.

Guy that big couldn't hit his own fat titties with his fist. He's slow as fuck. Avoid a tackle and fuck his shit up senpai. If you got behind him and put him in a choke hold, he'd go down like a giant teddy bear.

Nah senpai you're just relieving his sexual emergency

>implying your spaghetti arms would fit around his neck

The Old Testament is full of superstition, but the Death Angel figure always fascinated me.

Ask why there's a pork sausage next to his mouth.

>I have a surprise for you motherfucker. Catch!

Why would you draw on him? I suppose he would get angry if you drew Mohammad on his body, but I don't think he'd let you get close enough to do so.
Seems like a stupid idea.

>Implying trap muscles actually protect your trachea.
Stop shitposting Kangaroochan.

He meant draw his gun Britbong. You know those things you guys can't have legally.

God made man, Sam Colt made them equal. Shoot him anywhere and his balloon like muscles will pop

Do traps even had muscles?