How did he get laid?

How did he get laid?

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He had money, sense of humor and a brain, three things more than you, kiddo.

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Ask yer mum

dude was better than you in every way hawking was a fucking pimp

im pretty sure hes talking about the paralysis you dumbfucks

no shit...

It's a progressive disease, he used to be totally normal

I'd say he liked breasty chicks to smother him in tits then suck at his wrinkly dick until it spurts down her throat.

Pretty sure he lost his motor neurons, not his sensory ones...

How do you get laid?

could he even feel his dick

I don't

even if he did get laid he wouldnt feel his dick

I suggest researching Motor Neurone Disease

By having more game than any of you. I'd probably have put out for him.

I expect he was really into black holes.

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that's is how he got laid.

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he met his first girl in university before the disease really fucked up em

at epsteins Island

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R34

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Black holes

He didn't. But what he loved to do was eat a bitch's ass. You know that saying "skate fast, eat ass." He was the one who said it.

And up to a high age, hair was not an option.

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It's fucking Lou Gehrig's you retard

Right. Still not researched it then

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the surprising bit is, he and his wife had some sort of polyamoury arrangement in the 1980's, with her having a partner that was at least officially platonic, before Hawking ended up divorcing her and ending up marrying his carer, in 1990.

at which point he was already pretty much wheelchair-bound.

Pretty good going, I'd say.

cant help but picture Hawking getting it on, and switching his voice to Isaac Hayes with a blaxploitation slap-bass soundtrack to it, though...

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Well if the secretary works the pole when the waifu wont

sauce

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Hile, Cosmic High Roller