Red bull

>red bull

Fuck, it's still cold

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f*e*a*r 2

16 gallons of gasoline

Go back to Fagbook where this pic belongs

Damn. A bale of peat moss.

Oh well. Let's get this over with.

A dog....fuck me!

New gaming chair, I'm very fucked

I only spend money on weed and cigs so whatever

Packet of kool aid.

I mean, I'd rather not, but I guess I'll be okay. No way my asshole won't be stained smurf blue though.

A chocolate milkshake

Not so bad.

a loaf of bread, I got off fairly easy.

an $80/hr tranny hooker
bitch better go up my butt

A 20 oz hot black Americano. Ow.

Post pupper

A full tank of gas

A nice Draft Beer, not too bad

Oh well, guess I'll have to stop taking these pills orally now.

>acid

>chocolate bar
could be worse

picture of donald trump

hole bunch of burgerking

fuck loll 1234

footlong subway, fuck that

A 7' olympic barbell
):

A digital copy of blazblue contuim shift extend. So nothing? Or would it be my Vita's memory card?

A three musketeer bar. Not sure if fucked or not

The game characters.

Old. Thats gonna be a tough one

3 bottles of 60ml 6mg vape juice. guess im gonna die from nicotine poisoning.

2000 paintballs...

"Share" sized almond M&Ms but I"m already halfway through them because muh murica, so at least half of them are going to wind up going *down* my ass instead

you've got beaned

$8 of gasoline.

It's just a 33cl bottle of water, it'll be okay

A haircut....

an organic energy drink

Probably alcohol and/or a burger. nbd

Wouldn't mind half a gram of ketamine up my arse tbh

Do it and post results.

a polo shirt

A 6 pack of misc beer, thats gonna sting...

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A dildo and it already has

Shit

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A bag of ice. I guess I don't have to worry about long-term damage, especially since I can just do it a cube at a time. If I wait long enough, most of the bag will melt before I even get to it.

A 2005 Ford Taurus. Ouch

Serves ya right for getting the elongated one.

holy fuck, a 700 page calculus textbook is getting shoved up my ass

A 2,5 Litters bottle of coke. Fuck, it's going to hurt

A bottle of Mira-lax, ironically.

Chicken pad thai.
I am okay with this.

a 32 ft ethernet cable

Post pix, Femanon!

Douche!

A beer... Well, it could be worse

Pack of cigrits, those corners are gunna hurt.

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But it’s a gift for my wife..

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I bought 16 gallons of gas...im dead

Jordan Peterson’s new book

Window tint.... Not sure how I feel about this.

Do you want me to tell you how it ends? It's pretty close to OP.

I honestly don't think I can get a hotdog bun to go up my butt.

A shot of tequila at the bar last night, unless you count the cab ride. So I'm either drunk (bypass liver) or dead.

Don't care, post pix of the insertion!

Or you make the cabby very happy ;) .

Fuck... my friend's lunch

Century Arms AK-47, and 500 rds of ammo.

this may hurt a little.

Digital Gwent cards, no idea how I could even do that

A cheeseburger. Kinda weird, but not so bad I guess.

>pizza
kek

Please load the ammo and pull the trigger to insert them.

>Bypass liver
That's not how enemas work, it bypasses the stomach/small intestine not the liver

>implying i have money to buy anything

double patty cheeseburger

tall cans

this is going to be dificult

Guess I'll shove a god damn Ouija board up my ass now.

82 inch Samsung SUHD TV. Coming in a week, better start stretching.

A pack of smokes. Might be awkward but the cellophane should help

Make sure you insert the cursor and ask if there are any spirits present that want to pound your ass

I dont think a snes is gonna fit if I'm bein honest

>Rack of ribs

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How do you even fit that in your house?

Splatoon 2. Not so bad if it's just the game cartridge. If it's the whole box it's gonna hurt.

40 speed pills... Guess it's gonna be an heluva'ride

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wew

A banana, roasted carrots, and a pastrami sandwich

Are you the gay ?

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I have a 12x14 ft dining room that is on the other side of the living room, so isn't convenient. Moving the dining table into the living room and making that a combo space for dinner and parties, converting the dining room which has one opening perfectly positioned into a TV/Movie/Game room.

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Weed if that counts. Dunno how to feel about this really.

But how do you fit that through the doors?

I just bought a micro pigment pen yesterday so I'm cool.

very carefully

Go through the gate to the back yard, then through the slider door. It's only like a 6 inch thick box.

Just put down a deposit on a house, does the entire building need to go up my ass or just 20%?

>Devil may cry 4 special edition
Holy fuck it couldn't have been more perfect

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>12 pack of gum

Papercuts fug

20% is okay for now, but the rest will have to eventually go up it with interest.

That's rough, but don't worry, the bank is already up your ass, so your good to go.

*you're

>2018
>buying food
KYS

an 8'x6' rug. Guess I'm dead