Good vs Evil
Halal vs Haram
Islam vs Jew
Royal vs Peasant
Juventus vs Real Madrid Prematch Champions League Final Hype Thread
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Hala good....... In what world
Those kits are equal parts trashy and erotic
>Buffon
>Memeffon
more like evil vs evil
>Gianluigi
more like evil vs evil
>"Gigi"
>"goalkeeping"
why are you gypsies annoying on every board?
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>ABTsuuu
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I'm not a huge fan of Dybala or Piggy, but I like the rest of the team. That being said, I like Real's current squad, but I absolutely hate Ronaldo, Casemiro, and Benzema. As a result, I hope Juve win.
Will Madrid be wearing their change kits?
>good vs evil
It's evil vs eviler, only because Juve has a few good guys like Buffon and because Jews>Muslims.
How is Buffon a good guy? He literally got caught gambling and bribed his way out to play for Shitaly in 2006.
pls Juve win
i can't be dealing with inevitable Donaldo circle jerk if Real win
Will Ronaldo cry?
Of happines
This game is good drama
Dude, Milan will never be back, so stop shitting on Juve 24/7, either be born again like christians and root for Juve or end your life. You're a fucking loser, you suck, the team you cheer for sucks, deal with it.
Buffon - 2 terrible mistakes (including a penalty for Real and a red card)
Ronaldo 3 goals
Remember this Juve pepe each time Juve score
Boom boom boom
Halal roaches dropping like flyes
*scores hat trick*
day off today gonna start drinking in abit
2-0
RM won't have many chances except a blown shot by benzema and a close cross by Bale
Dybala 2 goals
What time will it be on?
Cool Armed Juventus Frog
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juventus will win 4-0 or 5-0
>implying halal will lose
is karim benzema the real GOAT? :thinking:
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Why is Ibra so shit?
>Juve good
Oh my, you don't know much about Italian football, do you?
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>sturaro
>not Lemina
BUYERN CUSTOMERS WILL SAY THIS IS OFFSIDE
hope juve win it
nah m90, he'll outwit Real MAD midfield on his own with his insane off the ball movements
Let's see
>Juventus - bribes referees to win matches, n'drangheta managing the ultras
>Milan - did the same, just less
>Inter - used doping to cheat players to death in the 60's, should have been punished as well during calciopoli but tapes mysteriously disappeared, CEO is also CEO of Telecom fucking phone company
>Rome - is in huge debt every year, president evades taxes like a madman and sends italpetroli to bankruptcy to pay off Rome' debts and never gets in troubles
>Lazio - Lotito, 'nuff said
>Napoli - has literal camorra managing the ultras
>Fiorentina - gambled as well
There is no good guy in Serie A
>RM is on a streak of 63 marches (world record) scoring at least one goal
>0 goals today
Sure thing burgerman
>good vs evil
You got that right
>trump is a muslim bootlicker
sounds right to me
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Real will win this, they are used to beat Atletico, also known to have a very solid defense.
Juventus is this year's Atletico, they beat good teams, just to reach the final and lose it against Real.
I just hope ameriflags realize that tonight this will be a no american flag board, bug off to with your shit.
isn't sturato ded?
>be ibra
>be tap in merchant
>try 20 random shots every game to get the occasional blooter for youtube highlight reel
>have narcissistic personality disorder, adhd, autism and delusions
>genius agent manages to turn this into a good image for marketing
>acquire reputation as mercenary due to having to move clubs every other season because of autistic behavior like kicking team mates in the head during training see: youtube.com
>always play for the best team in current babby league so have good goal/game ratio
>get kicked from barca because poop gaurdiolel knows a fraud when he sees one
>get exposed every time in champions league
>dare to zlatan xd!!
>implying she isn't
You made your move too soon halal
The calciopolli falseflag was a tough hit and everyone thought we were dead
But we got ressurected just in time to stop you once and for all
You will never win the CHL 2 years in a row
We will make sure of that tonight
Now witness the wrath of aftermath halal
Why so obsessed with us Paco? Jelly much? Arriva!! Bring me el taco senor
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Hold your ground! Hold your ground!
Sons of Munich, of London, my brothers,
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me.
A day may come when the courage of men fails,
when we forsake our friends,
and break all bonds of fellowship,
but it is not this day.
An hour of wolves and shattered shields,
when the age of men comes crashing down,
but it is not this day!
This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth,
I bid you stand, Men of the Turin!
>have gadaffi brutally executed
>would've done the same to assad and restored syria to a harmless shithole years ago if it wasn't for spineless wimps like obama and kerry holding her back
>putin shook and terrorfied because he knows she wouldn't let him pull shit like crimea
no, not really
How many assists has he gotten in that time?
19
has anyone ever counted assists before 2008?
what a pointless stat