Why do spiders have so much money?!?!?!?

why do spiders have so much money?!?!?!?

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If i had 8 arms i'd be making shit tonnes of money too.

Because they're greedy bastards.

i guess because they are pretty smart. also they are absolute experts in web design, IT stuff is worth a lot of money these days

Spider Donuts.

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Becuz dey got all dem little hands 2 grab da dough wif dawg

They get it from the church

this one doesnt

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Fuck, this for sure. That, and their living expenses are super-low. Even if they only make say 50k net take home, they bank nearly 100% of that shit, you can bet.

They team with the white male REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>6 appendages.
>spider boy
>not insect boy
>kys

Dogs eat spiders.

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This.

I lost my well paying IT job because of these 8 legged fucks.

>management calls meeting
>hr wants diversity hires
>hire 10 spiders
>start doing work, badly
>stink up office with insect carcasses
>leave webs EVERYWHERE

Long story short they ended up firing half the humans because the spiders worked for cheap, even though humans had to constantly fix their mistakes.

Ridiculous. Sadly I've heard this shit SO much these days. Used to be in web design too, but a few years ago my job was fucking "spidered" too.

Now I'm rollin' with the 85th Avenue crips, rippin' and running in the streets, hustling the trade, yo. All because of spiders.

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Fuck you, spiderposter. You ain't nuthin' but a Busta. Come by compton, I'll put a cap in yo' 8-legged ass. This OG is always strapped, believe that.

Human trafficking

BECAUSE THEY NEVER PAY RENT

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Are YOU going to try take it from them?

Because they're web designers

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You people are astounding for continuing this thread!

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