Tell Confess a Bear a SECRET

Tell Confess a Bear a SECRET

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i'm being forced to wear a diaper this weekend and starting to like it.

im sad

Dubs say OP is a faggot

i heard op is a faggot

i killed a hitch hicker back in 84

Nice try mossad

>was raped as child
>now im a repressed fag
>i whore out once a week
>cry in regret when i cum

seconded

Cheating on my girl. Feel bad but like the rush

checked ^ double dubs

I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy

I would fuck that bear

checked triple dubs

I have had a wet dream about my mother

Nice try, CIA.

karma is a bitch my dude.

Just want to be a hermit at this point

Thats normie as fuck you little cunt this is why you have to leave your mommy and or refocus your sexuality toward another female.

I want a fuck a sissy boy

She said no

y-you ok user?

my gf taught my 10yo(almost 11) niece how to shave her pussy

why and why?

This is a weird erection I have.

i eat my own cum

I've never had a romantic relationship with a girl and im almost done with high school

because she is at that age and it's almost bikini season. she doesnt have an older sister and it's not something her mom would do

Pfft try 25

does it look like a twirly straw?

bump

then you raped her i assume

I'm cheating on my wife with a bi married couple. She doesn't even know I'm bi. Sometimes we all hang out together and my wife is clueless.

Xbchc

Yeah dude it has like 3 loops in it

Sooo tell her and let her get involved?

niiiice

Go to college out of state, find a place that'll give you in state tuition or at least has good out of state scholarships.
If you can't do this you'll never get laid.

We tried...that was the goal. But she's morbidly obese and isn't down with swinging.

Yawn Normie

Oh. Well then it's probably best she isn't involved.

A secret... The secret is that nothing is secret. This is a simulation being monitored from the outside. All of the information in this simulation is available to the people outside of it. All of your neural impulses, all of your actions, everything. It's all being studied. Even this. They're like "wow, how does that guy know about all of this" and I'm like it's just a guess but I am right because this reality is made of 0's and 1's instead of actual matter. So yeah. Suck a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick get me out of this fucking thing assholes

When I was 10 years old, over at my friends house who was also 10, convinced his twin sister to get naked in front of use and play with my friends dick while she sucked on mine. Does that make me a sociopath that I never regretted it and had them half convinced it never happened? That they where literally crazy for even thinking it did.

I had baths with my gran until I was 14.

I bathe with this dude's gran.

> your gay

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hot

I once got so mad after dieing in runescape and losing about 300m worth of stuff (about 400$ in USD) at that time. Time was about 03:00 in the night.
>Remember criminal guy and his older brother that i hate, 18 & 26 years old
>Been fantasizing about beating him up ever since i can remember
>Guys are super assholes, seriously everybody knows who they are, and get in trouble with police on a monthly basis
>Guys are also dealers and basicly do most criminal activities
>The younger brother once got in a fight with some1 at school
>Older brother finds out where the other guy lives
>Other guys dad opens up the door
>They seriously break his face & bones, sending him in a coma for a week
>Also completely trashes their car
>Back to my runescape rage
>I remember all the shit they have done
>Grab my bat
>Steal a cigarette from my dad
>Light it, listen to parkway drive - sleepwalker while on my way to problem brothers
>Trash their car completely, doing the silent work first, scratching the car & flatting the tires
>Grab my bat, trash the car but its loud af, so i run to my car
>feelsgodman.jpg

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Alot more to the aftermath, but basicly this is the first time i share that story on Sup Forums, as to admitting playing runescape is such a shame. The act i did was criminal & if they ever found out i would probably be dead

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And they say video games don't make people violent.

It wasn't that hot for me, it was just another thing we did together.

That's okay. The idea that there's something wrong with you if you never had a girlfriend in high school is bullshit. Don't stress about it so much.

I think its more about seeing something you invested so much time in, getting laid to waste. But yeah, agreed lol, and ive been pissed many time but nothing like that time, ever

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I was too afraid to ask for the bathroom so I shit myself instead

i'm addicted to this video
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it makes a bit sad that didn't get to know this precious thing back in 2014,when it was released
the song and animation are great

It was probably hot for her.

two years ago i hada POF date where i went round a guys house (femanon here), i drank all his booze and he ordered us pizza... whilst he listened to me whinge about my life. Apparently I told him to "fuckoff" when he tried to kiss me. In the middle of the night I get up and go to his room where he's butt naked but he hugs me asleep, next morning i tried to get away asap - he made me coffee and told me i was a good match for him. I leave, he texts me and calls me many times so i block him. Two years on I see he hung himself this past valentines day because he was single. Shit feels bad man,

Guy owned his own home, had a stable job. Just because he was needy it really put me off... now he's dead. Men can't win. Act disinterested = player, or act interested = weirdo. I'm so sorry Ben Landers.

Yeah this user is right I lost my virginity at 15 and I'm a total degenerate.

What was hot for her? The water?

You were under the age of 16 right?

Damn, girl. That's some shit there. Ain't nothing to feel bad about though. Dude obviously had issues besides being clingy.

Could you cry more please you cocksucker

Yes.

It's not your fault. That was his choice.

We had baths together for nearly 9 years without complaining about the temperature. She ran them so that it was comfortable for us both

yeah i've watched the matrix too

You're weird. You should have fucked her.

>I was 20 and my 21st birthday was coming up.
>I'm a shy, awkward, beta, virgin aspie and for my 21st birthday I decide to hire an escort.
>Find a girl, she's beautiful with the perfect body.
>A week before my birthday I go to book her but her website and online escort profiles have disappeared.
>Needless to say I was a virgin on my 21st
>After my birthday I decide to find out what happened to her.
>Using her working name, I find her social networking profiles.
>I decide to lurk her accounts.
>I find her youtube account and there's a video about her diagnosis with cancer, a tumour in one of lymphoid glands.
>Her social network posts over the next few months are about her starting chemo.
>For months I watch her social networking profiles and youtube. I watch as she start chemo and loses her hair, I watch as she begins to get thinner and weaker, I watch as she confronts her mortality and tells the world how afraid she is of death.
>Her last posts were to tell everyone that her cancer has spread to her lungs and it was terminal. By this point she's a skeletal husk of the girl I found the year before.
>She dies not long afterwards.
>Her facebook memorial page has a date and time for her funeral. It's on a weekend so I take the long train ride to attend.
>The service was a small affair. Close friends and family.
>After the service the parents of the girl shake hands with people as they go to leave. I meet with her father and tell him I was a close school friend and I was helping her out with things when she was dying.
>He hugs me and tells me what a good man I am.
>I go to her reception.
>I meet her old school friends and by using information from their dead friend's social networking profiles, convince them that I went school with them.
>Spend the evening getting drunk and talking with complete strangers, afterward I exchange numbers with the girls I meet and I still see them from time to time.

people always post chliche shit like this but when i was 22-25 i seriously considered an heroing several times, but I couldnt do it because im not selfish enough. several years later now and i still keep it as an option but only under a certain circumstance which im not at liberty to divulge.

My step mom thinks that this is suitable punishment for not living up to her standards as a step son I guess and says you want to act like a baby then i'll treat you like one. I like it because the feels it gives my penis since all the nerve endings are on the outside it gets me diamonds wearing them. I'm not supposed to wet them but i'm going to anyhow she can't humiliate me if I like it :3

I...I'm not sure if that is horrible or amazing. Good job.

I love making people love me and then disappear

I'ts my payback for them hurting me when I was young and a good guy

I hope every relationship you have for the rest of your life falls apart and you are unable to find true happiness.

I guess I sort of did. We shared a bed until I had a wet dream while cuddling her.

Then she was like oh no incest?

Pretty much. I was going through puberty and it was awkward to have me get an erection and poke her bush or bum with it.

A girl killed her self because I hooked up with her but didn't wanna be in a relationship afterwards

She dead now?

No, she's still alive and well.

im in the same boat i feel ya man

I raped and murdered a 12 year old girl. They still haven't found her body and I'm a member of her missing page on Facebook.

I was hitch hiking back in 84 and was attacked and left for dead.

now thats edgy

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At least link the page c'mon

Marge Simpson works at an erotic bakery. youtube.com/watch?v=0CsEDJ0Mx04

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I go with the overly easy comments on Imgur to make points.

I might fuck my frriend's exgf... maybe not this week but soon enough.

On Sup Forums, I always laugh and act like I know what "Dubs of Truth" means, but I don't know what a dub does, or why it's "true".

Nice try FBI agent Parker. You'll have to try harder than that.

You lying nigger

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>Be me
>2017
>Having incestual thoughts
>Think about mother sometimes masturbating
>Feel gross about it afterwards
>Try not to do it anymore
>Find vids/pics of her
>Urge overcomes me
>Use as fap material
>Still feel gross afterwards
>Delete from my PC
>Stop doing it for a while
>2018
>Kinda start again
>I know it's wrong and I try to stop
>Have a dream one night
>Mom is fucking some guy
>Go to my room, sit back on bed
>She comes in and lays down and asks me to fuck
>Oh shit nigger
>Just sit there
>Shake my head slightly
>"You don't want to?" she says
>Tell her no
>Wake up
>I overcame it
>Legit feel like I had a breakthrough
>Shit's good

kek

I just fapped to SFM porn but had to laugh when i saw Louis form L4d fucking lara croft. Weirdest fap ever

Dubs have chosen you!

I once found a spic on my property (TX very near border, 73 acres) living in a old shed on the property.

he barely spoke English and was obviously illegal and had just came over. Dirty, had a backpack, shoes about worn out.

He seemed friendly and nice, kept apologizing and was scared. I was going to let him go but for no real reason at all I emptied a whole clip of .45 into his back as he was walking away.

Just felt like the right thing to do. He was a waste of air and a drain on sicety. he had no money, no hope, and no chance at a future. he would probably end up hurting or killing some actual American one day.

I got my tractor and buried him about 5ft deep.

I still sleep good at night. I wish I could find another to do it to, they cut through my property fairly often. Thought about baiting them with visible food and water sitting outside the shed and sniping a few.

MAGA

I am bisexual. My girlfriend of six years knows this. But don't know for the last three years I've been sucking off and getting fucked by my best friend(he's a very manly straight guy, although he's never admitted I do believe he's bi) I sometimes feel guilty about it and try to tell myself that I've grown up or don't want to be bi. But sometimes I seriously just crave being fucked by a dick. I can't help it.

Gotta get that KDR positive

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My mother offers me to sleep over at her appartment in the same bed now several times... I am getting more and more disgusted by that and i dont know what i should do.

I have illegals break into my property all the time (TX too). I put up with it for the first couple of years and would scare them off. One day I had one try to attack me so I shot his ass. Called the cops and went through the whole ordeal and was decided self defense.

I've shot every one I've caught since then. I don't call the cops anymore because I'm scared they'll say I have a pattern or something so I fed them to my pigs. I dump the whole bodies in and the pigs have them eaten by the next day, bones and all. I hate watching them eat them and have nightmares of it sometimes.