""Fake"" pedo story thread. share your best ""made up"" pedo stories

""Fake"" pedo story thread. share your best ""made up"" pedo stories.

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Well, I was working for the DNC, and I heard we had a spare truck load of kids that we weren't sending to Mars. So I took them down to the ol' Comet Ping Pong and lubed 'em up with pizza grease.

Got fiddled when I was 12 by my cousin.
How the fuck do people fit dicks in a tiny boys ass he didn't even lube ffs

sounds like you were a natural talent, faggot

Get your dick slammed between a door pedo I never asked for this

>Be with sister
>She be 16
>I start to tickle her
>Pop boner
>She likes what she sees
>She unzips my pants
>Reveals dick
>She touches it
>Cums buckets
>Can't stop farting

How old r u

>can't stop farting
i laughed

Old...ish

TBH, I'm bored so I made up a fake story.

I bet ur like 14 lol

Be me
12 years old
GIFTED HACKER
Doesn’t Works for the FBI
Fingers crossed
Logs everyone’s IP because this isn’t 8ch
Adds you to watch list with word bank
Smiles because you all are doomed
Mid sees this
Laughs to its self
Thread 404s
Now every time you hear a knock at the door
It could be my older counter parts coming to arrest you.

I was a kid when I watch Bill Clinton taking about not having sexual affair with that woman. I was in middle school when 9/11 happened. So yeah, I'm old and soon to be older on Sunday.

Who's got the 12 part greentext about the pedo ring in a leisure centre?

just search "user becomes a swim instructor" it's on the googles

Anyone else likes to catfish pedos and expose them?

Guess the age you bunch of pedos

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26

Not even close

46?

17

Just turned 18 ;)

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That's unfortunate

Go to the pics you shouldn't share threads nigger

Why do?

My father was... a drinker and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the katana to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not one bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says “WHY SO SEXY?”. He sticks his dick in my mouth. "Let's put some cum on that face" and...

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

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Pic related looks just like her.

>Be me, horny 16 year old
>At best friend's house, catholic family, very nice people.
>My friend's mom pull my best friend to run some quick errands
>Leaves me at home as i fake a headache like a fag
>Family trusts me as I've known them for 10 years.
>I sit in my dudes room and kind of jack off with his older sister's panties
>I suppose his younger sister got bored cuz he came into the room whining about wanting to do stuff
>I'm very close to cumming already
>I get startled by her and semi cover myself up
>She is shocked but not scared
>Asks what i was doing
>Explain to her the birds and the bees really quick
>I ask her if she and stroke it for me because it feels good
>She does it
>I get her to sort of lick/suck on it
>Nut on her face and dress

Never really speak of it again.

>6 years later she's about 15 now and very active sexually.

>TFW I turned my catholic best friend's little sister into a nymph

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Does anyone got the second part to that greentext? The one i found by googling ends on a cliff hanger.

My understanding is that it was never continued.

I was born the same year they outlawed CP.
Being a child when child erotica was being restricted from videos and magazines to live sex shows only meant a whole string of babysitters bringing little girls over for me to mess around with for small viewing audiences of 5-10 perverts.
Overall it was pretty fucking awesome.

bait

19

When i was younger my parents used to collect all of my poop and pee in bags. Every week some guy in a truck would come and pick it up. It wasnt until years later I realized how weird the whole thing was.

fake and gay or you're getting v&

eat shit

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>be you
>newfag
>can’t green text

its a "fake" pedo story tread.

I'm gonna get arrested for getting molested?

Kek

I FUGGED A LOLI ONCE BUT MY PEE PEE GOT STICKY AND BEES CAME ON ME