I start with M and end with X. I have a never ending amount of letters. What am I?

I start with M and end with X. I have a never ending amount of letters. What am I?

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Max

A bitch

nope

close

>mailbox

/thread

google fag

nope. took me about 4 seconds.

A man's crux
>never ending amount of letters
A.K.A. A woman.

What can elephants make that no other animals can make?

a mailbox, duh

Mailbox

A shit big enough to destroy the mailbox from before.

I have a head & no body, but I do have a tail. What am I?

Tectonic shifts? idk this one.

Pancakes of every other animal

A sperm

If you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in?

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A really short snake

Or a frog hatchling. I don't know the name of the little fishies

It's a baby elephant you fucking idiots

A coin

Second place

Lol

they can mak e me cum

second
>didn't play mario kart growing up

They can make humans murder each other over poaching.

Second place

correct

all animals can make babies faggot.

Tadpole

also correct

Thank you

LOL SHIT

derp 2nd place, other guy's in third now

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

I can be made and I can be played. I can be cracked and I can be told. What am I?

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I’m in the bathroom, pooping. This riddle is dumb.

You dipshit go back to school so you can learn how to read

A fucking joke.

A joke

a joke

much like your conception

I wanna say a story but I've never heard of cracking a story

too easy

This is the best thread I've ever been apart of

What has a bed but doesn’t sleep and a mouth but never eats?

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>AHERM

Why do ducks have flat feet?

A river

becuz ze wurldo is flat

logical question, to move faster in water

What mouse walks on two feet?

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congratz

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NANI?

We see it once in a year, twice in a week but never in a day. What is it?

Thanks

Dad's pecker

A: to stamp out forest fires.

Knowing this, Why do Elephants have flat feet?

A faggot

Jerry, speedy Gonzales

the letter 'e'

KEK

winrar

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What can you add to the number one to make it disappear?

I am a container with no sides and no lid, yet golden treasure lays inside. What am I?

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1

egg

That is so, so sad.

the letter 'g' to the front = 'gone'
or -1, i guess

Give this guy a medal

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anything from 1-8

You buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?

That group of lab mice that were paralyzed but then they have that cybernetic implants and were put on those treadmills. I seem to recall video of them walking up right. Well more like suspended in a sling but still only moving their back legs

a dining utensil

Miramax

correct

a FORKIN' KNIFE

Silverware

Interesting answers, yes.

What duck walks on two feet?

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We will give you that. Good enough

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all of 'em

What ends everything always?

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Any duck

Every duck?

A four footed mutant duck after prosthetic surgery to have its two extra feet removed.

All ducks

the game.

G

It's good but it's not right

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why do elephants have flat feet?

time

Hundreds of thousands of years of evolution

My man. Correct

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Left Twix

to stamp out burning ducks. --

Also the heat death of the universe

Poop club ftw

Someone pitch a really hard one.

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?

Stoner edition

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Technically no

What have I got in my pocket?

Your cock