Convicted felon here. Spent 14 years in prison. Ask anything you want, but I'll only answer with a yes/no answer

Convicted felon here. Spent 14 years in prison. Ask anything you want, but I'll only answer with a yes/no answer

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do you think life is worth living?

no

Did you get assfucked?

did u murder someone?

no

no

does your mom know you are gay?

yes

worth it?

yes

That's because you fucked up and got time. Life is very worth living even for you, man. Sounds cheesy as hell but it's a matter of attitude.

would you do it again?

are prison bitch is real?

Do bad things happen to good people a lot in prison?

are you us citizen?

are you on probation right now?

violent offender?

hiv?

Stfu and go to leddit normie scum

Eat my ass.

were you turned out in prison or just always a faggot?

Did you ever let someone fuck your ass?

did you enjoy sucking big black cocks?

no

yes

yes

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>doesn't understand the concept Yes–no questions
Not that gay prison OO, but you are beyond stupid.

homicide?

Are you a negroid?
Are you latino?
Are you caucasian?
Do you like traps?

no

no
yes
no
yes

strong arm robbery?

domestic abuse?

animal abuse?

vegan?

yes
no
yes
yes

Do you like traps more than man?
Do you sometimes dress like a girl?
Did hitler do anything wrong?

yes
yes
no

ms13?

other gang affiliation?

no
no

Will you post pictures of your ass in this thread?
Do you sometimes camwhore online?
Do you have kik?

Wtf?

no
yes
no

do you sometimes miss the structured environment associated with incarceration?

no

were you released this year?

Fuck.... why cant I have nice things

no

do you currently consume illegal drugs other than marijuana?

no

Are you older than 25?
Are you older than 30?
Are you older than 35?
Are you older than 40?

Did you have sex in prison?

do you believe there is a high probability you will end up back in prison?

are you over 30?

yes
yes
no
no

yes

no
yes

yes

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for pleasure?

for protection?

no choice?

Did you make it to Zihuatanejo?

how much did you pay for noodles or rice

have you ever had a legit job where you paid social security taxes?

how many hours in/out per day including going to lunch and dinner

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yes
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what day was gym

Will you stop answering when i come close to revealing your identity?

yes

no

Do you currently have a job?
Are you looking for a job?
Do you like your job?
Did you make connections in prison?

no
no
yes
yes

was your offense related to drugs?

no

Will you post your ass when he reveals your identity?

are you currently on parole?

yes

yes

Was your job doing something illegal?
was it killing people?
was it human trafficking?
was it gunrunning?

were you in prison during 9/11?

yes
no
no
no

no

crime of passion?

do you live alone?

with parent?

with wife/girlfriend?

with boyfriend?

no

Will you get caught next time?

did you ever get females?

no
no
yes
no

no

yes

Did you post your ass on Sup Forums before?
Did you post your face on Sup Forums before?
Do you live in california?

do you have any biological children?

Would you fuck a literal toddler?

have you ever stabbed someone while in prison?
have you ever been a witness to a stabbing?
is it easy to make weapons in prison?
is it easy to buy/obtain weapons in prison?

rob a liquor store?

bank?

someone's home?

did you trip out on technology when you got out?

no
no
no

no

no

yes
yes
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no

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you had females in prison?
prostitutes?

Fucking beaner pretends to be gay to justify prisonsex. In reality he has a girlfriend a few month after prison lol.

Can an inmate obtain a gun in prison?
Have you seen an inmate with a gun in prison?

yes
yes

did you get to keep anything you stole?

do you have a bank account?

yes
yes

no
yes

do you still communicate with anyone you were in prison with?

yes

does a parole officer come to your place?

drug tests?

yes
yes

can you drink?

no

is it worth it doing crimes?
Would you reccomend it?

State Time?
Fed Time?
priors?
flat sentence?
Min/max 7/14?
Min/max 3.5/7?
other Min/Max?
soup more than .35 cents nowadays?

yes
no

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