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Why is Germany SOOO small?

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Germany has an alright size. It isn't oversized like your country.

I wish Germany was dissolved.

Yes but it used to be much bigger

Looked really stupid with that big czech hole in the middle
nah it could be a bit bigger like France (pp/km) would have been nice, you have some space for landscapes and still everything is within a few hours of driving. You're right though, America would be too big.

>tfw no UK + Imperial Germany alliance to dominate Europe in WW1
>tfw no UK + Nazi Germany alliance to expand our Empire and dominate Europe

Unfortunately I think German autism would lead them to back stab us once they had Europe controlled. Sad!

Not everything needs to be supersized you fatass.

I think Hitler wouldn't have minded Brits, he attacked the Russians because they were subhumans in his eyes.

True, he did seem to like the Brits. I think he'd put the national interest and pure realpolitik above personal likes or dislikes though. He let the Japanese destroy Chinese society despite supposedly respecting China as a civilisation and culture.

That could've happened if they didn't attack Belgium

I'm not sure. We might've still been drawn into the general conflagration.

I wish Joe Chamberlain had gotten his alliance sorted.

They just moved through Belgium and killed a few partisans desu. Collective punishment for guerillas was normal at the time. The 'rape of Belgium' is overstated

>I wish Joe Chamberlain had gotten his alliance sorted.
Well that was the Germans' fault

>tfw i love my region too much to leave it for Deutschland
>tfw i hate polen even more every day
Reconquesta wann?

Underrated pic

The books I've read on the subject would disagree.

>his country only has 5 million people in it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just Anglo propaganda mate

t. Last name is Eisenhardt

He didn't realise the Chinese are the Jews of Asia.
Likewise, the Japanese didn't realise the Jews were the Chinese of Europe.

And actually, China had recently destroyed the monarchy and established a republic, and was in a civil war with the Communists when Japan invaded, as I recall.

my county 'as more than that :D

and it's bigger to boot

Is American identity based entirely on dickswinging?

I honestly believe that if China ever overtakes America in GDP you'll become psychologically broken as a culture.

Never. If tight wing media gets too far, it will all be censored for hate-speech.

All humans in some fashion seem to dickswing.

I would say that we are not in any respect unique.

Surely you could see humor in there existing entire countries represented internationally that produce less and constitute less than your own municipality.

>Is American identity based entirely on dickswinging?
Can you think of anything else?

Only in the U.S.A. is it possible for criminals to become world famous gangsters.

>Can you think of anything else?
everywritersresource.com/americanism-by-h-p-lovecraft/

I think this article explains America's uniqueness and where their society stems from, but they seem to reject any connections to something pre-1776.

>Surely you could see humor in there existing entire countries represented internationally that produce less and constitute less than your own municipality.
Only economically, which often seems like a bunch of smoke and mirrors to me.

Ironic posting

Fuck off krautshit

Very accurate. Anarchy is where American 'freedom' seems to want to head.

One day we will become an actual decent ally. I promise

TEENY

TINY

DEUTSCHE

STAATEN

Germany? no, Gerfew lol

lol

all they had to do is not chimpout.
guess it's too much to expect from a german monkey lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA
You fucking kidding me germs, you are human garbage with that history, fuck off from this planet.

rude

Stop being autistic retards then, and don't create such a things as communism.

We are trying our best. At least we didn't kill someone yet.
Also bullying is not going to make it better.

Not me is bully, your history is a main and only one bully here.

being retarded autists that ruin everything (mostly unintentional) =/= bullying

Matter of perspective.

whatever

>Germany is responsible for the 4th crusade
Fucking what?

>mfw 24 of 26 years of my life I lived in Thorn, Danzig or Breaslau and I don't even know 10 words in German language

>when r/pol hitler+drumpf defense force is somehow late and nobody is getting called a cuck

hating on Germany is mainstream now so you won't get called a cuck for it. Stormfags are also getting rare.

>getting quite
*going underground
Revolution soon, brother.

I like you Hans, but hating Germany has been mainstream for like 1000 years

Eisenhardt or (((Eisenhardt)))?