how do I cum less far? I'm tired of having to lay down towels everywhere to make sure I don't jizz on the carpet and I hate having to clean my headboard because I didn't aim down far enough
spraying looks nice but I want to spray like 2-3 feet not 10+ feet
Cum inside someone
thatd be ideal, but not something i can always do
>HURR WHY DO I JIZZ ALL OVER THE CARPET WHEN I JACK OFF STANDING UP DERP DE DOOO
and when sitting down it goes over my head/shoulders and lands on the carpet behind me
Record videos of you cumming on female bodies or faces and sell them online.
find me a girl willing to go on camera for free and ill post them all here for free
maybe just learn how to aim and control it? retard
"hey I know you're having this mind blowing orgasm that is launching jizz across the room, but could you just aim it down a touch while your mind is blank from bliss?"
point to the fucking stomach you monster
Dude just use a plastic SOLO cup and rinse it out, re-use later. Why the fuck do you not have any preventable measures and just shoot it everywhere like a neanderthal?
Who said they had to be willing?
jesus you're dumb
>cum
>sock
Hold back and kill it at last moment before it starts coming up. Pull out of chicks
none of these are solving the issue
when I cum I don't want to have to think about it at all, I just want to cum. I don't want to worry about blinding a chick when I pull out and spray right into her face from her pussy
Well, that's kind of how things go, you HAVE to think about it, and this "problem" is the exact reason why you need to think about it, unless you're doing a porn scene and you're expected to spray it everywhere. Don't worry about blinding a girl, old wives tale and I've never heard of it happening, look at all the girls that take it like a champ in porn.
Either find a receptacle like the rest of us do, or stop bitching about cleaning up your mess you neanderthal.
so youre saying its just a bit of a curse
fuck, I got baited, stealth brag topic
gg
youre telling me it isnt a problem when you hit the wall across the room like
well I consider it a problem...
bump
I know for a fact this thread is fake cuz these have all been posted before, take youre fake baited cum elsewhere mininigger
duh i posted them before
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Holy shit, I wish I was able to lay off porn splurts like that
its not all sunshine and roses though, careful what you wish for
Just start a porn career for facials/creampies only.
With these splurts girls will all be over your dick
im not so sure girls would hugely appreciate these blasts
Take estrogen and it won't spray anywhere
u tricked me into watching u jerk off like 4 times. good job, im a faggot now.