/trans/ - Retro memes edition

Imagine paying 150mln for the Croatian Berardi, top myself desu sub-edition

Quick Gossip Roundup
>Real Madrid are open to negotiating with Manchester United for Gareth Bale, 27, this summer, with the La Liga champions keen on replacing the forward with Monaco's Kylian Mbappe, 18, or Chelsea's Eden Hazard, 26. (Independent)

Hazard has ruled out leaving Chelsea for two more years and will be offered a new £300,000-a-week deal. (Straits Times, via London Evening Standard)

>Meanwhile, the Blues are weighing up a bid for 34-year-old Juventus defender Dani Alves. (Daily Mail)

Bayern Munich are confident of signing 28-year-old Arsenal forward Alexis Sanchez. (Daily Mirror)

>Arsenal are the favourites to sign 26-year-old Leicester City winger Riyad Mahrez in a £50m deal. (Leicester Mercury)

Striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 35, has been told by Manchester United that he won't be offered a new contract for next season. (Daily Express)

>United could use former Everton forward Wayne Rooney, 31, in a player-plus-cash deal for striker Romelu Lukaku, 24. (Daily Express)

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first for former Dortmund players to United

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Any update on the young players to Leipzig situation?

Jose Mourinho is keen on bringing Real Madrid defender Raphael Varane, 24, to United, which could pave the way for goalkeeper David de Gea to move the other way. (Daily Mirror)

>Real Madrid are expected to make a formal bid for De Gea, 26, after the Champions League final. (Daily Telegraph)

France international Antoine Griezmann, 26, turned down a 'now or never' ultimatum from Manchester United to stay at Atletico Madrid. (Sun)

>Manchester City are closing in on a deal to sign Monaco defender Benjamin Mendy, 22, but an agreement has not yet been reached. (ESPN)

Borussia Dortmund and Chelsea are set to test Celtic's resolve with moves for £30m-rated striker Moussa Dembele, 20. (Daily Record)

>Everton are interested in signing 21-year-old Malaga striker Sandro Ramirez. (Sky Sports)

Burnley are prepared to offer manager Sean Dyche a new contract to stop him joining Crystal Palace this summer. (Daily Mail)

>AC Milan have agreed terms with Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24, but are yet to agree a fee for the Spain international. (Goal)

Newcastle are ready to offer goalkeeper Willy Caballero, 35, a contract when he leaves Manchester City this summer if Napoli's demands are excessive for number one target Pepe Reina, 34. (Northern Echo)

>Liverpool have priced Crystal Palace out of a move for defender Mamadou Sakho after asking for £30m for the 27-year-old. (Liverpool Echo)

Arsenal are willing to take a £4m loss on forward Lucas Perez after signing the 28-year-old for £17m 12 months ago. (Independent)

>Gunners goalkeeper David Ospina, 28, could complete a transfer to Turkish side Fenerbahce next week. (Sporx, via Daily Star)

Southampton defender Jack Stephens, 23, does not want to see team-mate Virgil van Dijk, 25, leave the club this summer. (Southampton Echo)

>Winger Aly Malle, 19, has left Watford to join Italian side Udinese on a five-year deal, having only signed for the Hornets last summer. (Hertfordshire Mercury)

>50£ for Mahrez
have i traveled back in time to last season?

>Szczesny to Juve

i dont understand this. why?

Oh hi user, do you have some very interesting transfer gossip for me?

well buffon will probably kill himself when madrid win the CL tonight, so they have to start looking for replacements

they play different positions m8

>playing 4mln a season for a bench player
utterly retarded

>not on his tippy toes
fake image

Even I know that Monacos CMs are Bakyoyo, Fabhinho and Mouthnio and that Silva is a winger

Why not sell another meme and just buy Donnuramanana?

Dybala is hyping up nicely.

>'now or never' ultimatum
>from Manchester United
lmao I'm going to give a now or never ultimatum to scarlett jonahsson

This image deserves to get reposted.

Can someone shoop in £79m or some other large number into his head?

Buffon will retire soon, after the WC at the latest, but maybe even at the end of the season seeing how they alredy bought the substitute.
>Buffon and Totti retiring the same year
this will be hard

>Why not sell another meme and just buy Donnuramanana?
He won't go there.

Bosz from Ajax to replace Tuchel at Dortmund.

Why you put defence and possession score for attacking player?

Perisic was linked before Griezmann rejected Manure.

*carves the Turinese to victory*

apparently he wants to stay in Milan or go abroad, not to a rival
he's a long time fan of the team

Donnarumma has expressed desire to stay apparently. He stalled for quite the time though. Could always try picking him up at another season. Depends on how this new Chinese project goes too I reckon.

mou likes defrnsive wingers

Per Mertesacker to retirement for 12m

>snubchester

Well just give Sunderland £20mill for Jordan Pickford then, easily one of the top 5 keepers in world football.

Where will the following players be next season

>Lukaku
>Mbappe
>Belotti
>Morata
>Lacazette
>Alexis
>Ozil
>Hamez
>Barkley
>Lemar
>Tolisso
>Naby Keita
>Matic
>Walker
>Rose
>van Dijk
>de Gea

Chelsea.

>english goalkeeping
if they wanna go with the unproven youngster route they'll just play Audero

monaco's wingers were really their fullbacks though their starting wingers came inside to attack

What about that other English memekeeper? That Butland guy?

How can one man be so likeable?

>>Naby Keita
Leipzig won't let him go just yet.
Werner, Forsberg and Keita will not be sold unless it's for an atrocious sum.

Reece Oxford from Wetspam on loan to Gladbach.

van Dyke will join the Kloppo boys

>buffon finally wins his cl and treble
>he announces he will be retired next season because he already gets everything
i don't know whether i'm supposed to be happy or sad if this happens

Supposedly Szczesny will spend next season at Arsenal and then replace Buffon after he retires at the end of the 2017/18 season. Although the only source so far is The Sun so I'm not sure how reliable that is.

Will Liverslip ever win the lleague lads?

>>Lukaku
Chelsea
>>Mbappe
Monaco
>>Belotti
Torino
>>Morata
Milan
>>Lacazette
United
>>Alexis
>>Ozil
Bayern
>>Hamez
Inter
>>Barkley
Everton
>>Lemar
City
>>Tolisso
Juventus
>>Naby Keita
who?
>>Matic
Bournemouth
>>Walker
>>Rose
Spurs
>>van Dijk
Liverpool
>>de Gea
Real

>Lukaku
United
>Mbappe
Monaco
>Belotti
Torino
>Morata
Milan
>Lacazette
Lyon then Atletico as soon as they can register him
>Alexis
Bayern
>Ozil
Arsenal
>Hamez
Chelsea
>Barkley
Everton reserves
>Lemar
Arsenal
>Tolisso
Somewhere in Italy
>Naby Keita
RBL
>Matic
Chelsea
>Walker
City
>Rose
Spurs
>van Dijk
Liverpool must meet their yearly quota of Soton players
>de Gea
United

>will not be sold unless it's for an atrocious sum.
nigga have you been paying attention recently, that's very possible

>Lukaku
Inter Milan
>Mbappe
Monaco
>Belotti
Torino
>Morata
AC Milan
>Lacazette
Lyon
>Alexis
Bayern Munich
>Ozil
Arselel
>Hamez
Man United
>Barkley
Chelsea or City rotting on the bench
>Lemar
Releasing a new album
>Tolisso
Literally who?
>Naby Keita
Liverpoo
>Matic
Chelsea
>Walker
Man City
>Rose
Spurs
>van Dijk
Southampton (they'll price everyone out)
>de Gea
Man United

>£79m

Klopp said they would in 3 seasons. So no, never.

Even though their wingers barely assist/score and Lemar/Silva scored and assisted quite alot? I feel like your talking out your ass

Recently came back from being dead for like a year, would be better to judge him in January.

I heard 50 million for either Forsberg and Keita. That isn't enough for Leipzig to let them go.

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could have at least used another font

>Lukaku
Everton
>Mbappe
United (for like 200m)
>Morata
Milan
>Lacazette
Dortmund
>Alexis
Bayern
>Ozil
Arsenal
>Barkley
Stoke
>Lemar
Monaco
>Tolisso
Literally who
>Keita
Leipzig
>Walker
Manchester (one of them)
>Rose
Spurs
>Van dijk
City
>De gea
United

That really wasnt worth my time doing

>Lukaku
Chelsea
>Mbappe
Real Madrid
>Belotti
??
>Morata
Milan
>Lacazette
Lyon
>Alexis
Arsenal
>Ozil
Arsenal
>Hamez
Manchester United
>Barkley
Who cares, Everton
>Lemar
Monaco
>Tolisso
Roma
>Naby Keita
Red Bull
>Matic
Chelsea
>Walker
City
>Rose
Tottenham
>van Dijk
City
>de Gea
United

>Lukaku
Chelsea
>Mbappe
Man Utd
>Belotti
Torino
>Morata
Milan
>Lacazette
Atletico in the winter
>Alexis
Bayern
>Ozil
Arsenal
>Hamez
Inter
>Barkley
Everton
>Lemar
Monaco
>Tolisso
Milan
>Naby Keita
Arsenal
>Matic
Chelsea
>Walker
Man City
>Rose
Spurs
>van Dijk
Southampton
>de Gea
Man United

haha no

maybe it'll look more legit in a cursive font

alexis will stay at arsenal and leave for free next summer

>all this keita to arsenal

WERE GONNA WIN THE FUCKING LEAGUE

THANK YOU BASED BLACK KANTE

>>all this keita to arsenal
???

Why would anyone buy a cunt like Perisic? It's like poison for the team.

That not Icardi aka King Cuck

the voices in his head

>Mbappe to United
what happens to Marshall then?

Perisic is better than Mhkitarian and will strengthen our right flank, ABU's lost as always

Sold for 10 mil to Dortmund.

he plays on the left

Any French guys in here?Who would Chelsea be better off pursuing, Bakayoko or Tolisso?

Another simple one; who will win it tonight?
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He's already dead... in Mou's eyes.

You know the saying, fight poison with poison.

I think he will want to play a WC as a 40 years old like Zoff.

Its a customer pretends to posses any knowledge about football other than which players can dab post

Mou creates a siege mentality

>A Spic asking Frogs about a player a Britbong club might sign

He can play either sided, Mou is gonna go for le cutty inside meme

For me, it's Jj

Newcastle on loan

Reminder Chelsea bought a 29 y/o Luiz for £50m and he helped them win the league. £30m for Perisic in the prime of his career is a steal

>Its an ABU wishes the worst for United and is left clutching at straws come May episode

Every year m80

>£30m
its 90m

>flying across the world to see poogba
I hope the guy was trolling and lives in stockport

That image is kinda cute desu

>you now remember Niklas Bendtner

>£30m for Perisic
that's only his wages

Good to see ABUs finally come out of the woodwork after mysteriously vanishing during the EL final

To be fair your left wing is just as shit as your right, why wont he put him on the left? dont act like mou is gonna play martial/rashford as your left wing again

>Every year m80

>30m
Double that.

Man i wish i can visit Manchester too. Too bad it was gook in the picture.

90m before agent fees m8, more like 140m.

>Dat Pogboy BBC just too good

Why would you want to visit Manchester? It's a gray shithole. Even for UK standards.

Old Trafford is actually quite a nice stadium to visit

Please show me legitimate source United are buying Perisic. They're policy is 26 and under for new signings unless special talent. Perisic is not special talent.

Rashford will play there

m.youtube.com/watch?v=N7XzGffMx1k

>tfw perisic to united means that mou won't buy willian

It Gazetta Del Tutto el Sport reporting it and English tabloids linking it for those clicks

i'd pay £350000 a week if i could