Poorly describe video games

Poorly describe video games.
Other anons guess.

>Asian James Bond.

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mgs3

Two ninjas

The protagonist of the series is an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog named Sonic, whose peaceful life is often interrupted by the series' main antagonist, Doctor Eggman. Typically, Sonic—usually along with some of his friends, such as Tails, Amy, and Knuckles—must stop Eggman and foil any plans of world domination.

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characters fight in this game

bubsy

NBA Jam.

Ape Escape

No
No

stranglehold

A bold athletic man with blue eyes who kills wealthy bastards for money.

>Race cars, trucks, and buggies.
>Shoot enemies with rockets and bombs.

Carmageddon?

Hitman

No

People doing dangerous things with a piece of wood

Rape kids in front of her mother while they both are tortured

>So...he was behind of it...

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Super smash bros

Twisted Metal

No

Final Fantasy 7

>be scared of a cock

Guess away anons

Vigilante 8

Metroid.

No

nup

Golgo13

Yeah, that was easy.

Antifa simulator

Lupin III

America

Winner right here!
Tits for win.

Next game:
>3D fighting game. No health bars. One hit deaths possible.

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Backstabbing feast with bullet-time.

Ha... damn that's sadly funny. But no.

Yeah good job Aerith is the sickest perv. How she could pour acid in that pussy is beyond me

The blonde faggot from Kojimas nut puts on a pointy hat and fights people with lightning.

>not rising

hitman absolution

great tits, glad I won

Fighting ayys using a tool to remove nails

Mortal Kombat

Perfect Dark

Lemmings

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A Link to the Past?

Black Knight Sword
(I mean, you fight a giant chicken in one level)

Gorn?

No

Literally Berserk

i fight a bunch of foreigners and don't even get to bang the asian slut

Double Dragon

pac-man

noopeeez

Killing naked people with sword while flying

Super Mario Bros

Strider.

You have turn in circles by turning a circle around its axis, and placing pressure on a button to turn in circles fasters. Then people will measure your time. And judge you accordingly. If your time has the correct number, the martial authority will give a very big hot cup of tea, but with alcohol in it and bubbles. Sometimes in this game your colleagues like shake their junk and squirt all over and especially on top of your face.

you shoot a gun and move in directions
theres also bosses

Contra.

mega man

nope
that was close tho

Golgo 13

Shaq Attack

Nop

Bad Dudes.

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nuh user, sarhee

NES game?
2 player?
Got weapons?

doom/dukenukem

oh uhm fk me I forgot the name. Grey something. Uhm Grey life, no. I give up. its that mmorpg right?

snes
yes
nah
>pretty much gives t away to litteraly anyone from my generation

>here be camps, there be yellow-skins

incredible pirate with explosives

Metroid

Fight night round 3

No... But fits the descrip, fuck.

Ufc 2

Nop,another hint: singleplayer game, based from a weeb series,blood,gore,jaeger

Uhh. SUPER Double Dragon? Ha!

No.
It's on PSX

kek
also no

.docx

Attak on titan?

Yes!

Shit... Set in modern time? Any sequels? Or IS a sequel itself?

it is a sequel user
it is set in modern time

Street Fighter 2.
This is accurate.

WINRAR!

Oh shit, really? Derp.

>basejump-loving britfag hunts expensive bodyparts

yup relly!

Still no correct answers for these.

Cmon bros. You got this.

plunder tombs, kill your siblings, choose to become your father

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tetris

>Lose frog.
>Find tank.
>Destroy everything.

Bushido Blade my nigga.

Winner!
Tits for win!
Next game:
>Beat the fuck out of racial stereotypes.

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>MS Dos
>create female character
>have to escape dungeon
>fuck that
>take off character clothing to look at sweet 2D bobs
>leave dungeon with help of nigger blade
>REEEEEVEEENNNNGGGGEEE

I know its not Jane of the Jungle, but it's the only MS dos game that comes to mind immediately.