Bringing a traffic cone home from a night out edition
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Islam
dun dun dun dun dun dun dadada
psycho killer
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just filmed the 'iends
good tune
Reminder
absolute banger
*takes a roadworker's sign back to halls in freshers*
this is sure to garner favour with my flatmates and will no doubt win me the title of 'banter merchant'
>Islam has nothing to do with Islamic terrorism. No one blamed Catholics for the IRA, you shouldn't do the same for Moo-slims
Pretty sure the IRA killed people because they hated the UK government and wanted reunification of Ireland, not based on Bible teachings or killing in the name of catholicism
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Love Lily
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dunno who this is but he's clearly taller than that once you consider angle of the camera and his distance from the gate desu
What are your thoughts on Tommy Robinson on Good Morning Britain? Thought it was pretty transparent of the media to have some loudmouth be on the air right after an attack on Muslims. They knew what would happen
her family therapy vids are top drawer
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wtf I hate Australians
why do krauts make the worst editions?
Hello Millennial Woes
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
don't click this link, it's literally child porn
Got called a twat in Aldi.
got a willy
its only danelad and he's a sweden yes tier poster and numale
dont trust any link with a .ru domain desu
literally whom
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
still at work boys
been here since 8:00AM
Do you brits feel unsafe when out and about?
I'm legit curious.
proofs??
Definitely going to read all this mate, thanks!
*fucks your mum*
no
>we're nearly half way through 2017
oh my fucking god help me
>he's not even wearing a traffic cone
not banterous.
alri
only around blacks and pakis desu
not racist they're just dangerous people
Lads, how long did it take you to get your National Insuarance number? They promised that they would send me mail, but they didn't.
Got called a nonce on /brit/.
Deano tier
WAHEYYYYYY LADS
only near chavs and other assorted cumskins
>had a look at my boss's willy at the urinal
>it was small
>pretty sure he looked at mine and realised it was much bigger
called this yank nonce a nonce lads
bent
About 6 weeks
Bit gay.
Just ask one of your mates. They may have it saved
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cringing at some old blogposts i wrote
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I never pee in urinals. I have quite a small flaccid willy but that's not the main reason; I find it impossible to start with someone else even in the same vicinity. Only way I can get the flow started is in the cubicle.
No
Me
well that's shite
fucking bender why do you look at other men's cocks at the urinal
>tfw adequate schlong
feels good man
have you heard of the high elves?
Over half
Good morning
wanted to see how big my boss's willy was
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no, have you been to the cloud district?
>this heat
willy is an alright size except when wearing jeans
bah
hngggg
umph
You in charge of math.
june is the 6th month
me n the gf
30 C here and my bedroom is a like a greenhouse with one of those massive victorian windows covering a whole wall and it faces the sun during the day arrrrghj
did a wander around town. nothing more grim than seeing the office drones spill out for their smoke breaks
smol brane
Umm it's 20th June and 12/6 = half rorke sweetie xx
That is quite a while.
How long did making a bank account take you?
Asking every day and they keep denying. I would call the agency, but my shift ends after they close.
start making more barb threads
'about a week or so, heavily depends on where you live exactly and how busy they are
The last day of June/first day of July is exactly halfway through the year.
arr rook same
A month or something
But I had all my papers in order
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*Maths
got a sweaty pooey hairy bum
*checks like bar*
maybe all is not lost
A week after you have met an employee of jobcenter in person? Or a week after you called them for the first time.
>buying a shitty expensive watch so that it can serve ads directly on your wrist
what the fuck is wrong with normies
>i hope he hasn't noticed how long it's taking me to go
>i hope he's not thinking it's strange how i'm standing here but not pissing
>come on please it's weird now
>he knows i'm just stood here holding my knob
>can't do it i'll give up maybe he'll think i've already gone
>he knows i couldn't go
>he knows i gave up out of embarrassment
the circle of shame is complete
make more barb threads
When did your country get internet access?
yeah the comment section was heartwarming too
the bf
2009
mum made chicken kievs AGAIN
Really need a slag to spit shine my bellend.
Skiing is the best sport, desu.
Watch this beautiful finish.
>youtube.com
Already had one JF cunt
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Remember how my friends used to call me a social outcast as a joke and would bully me whenever cooler people were around. Who was the omega of their friend group here?
Good job
*pats you on the head*
garlic butter counts as one of your 5 a day
>America
>first world
pick one
>be gay
>claim to like men
>but only men who act like women
>and only men who look like prepubescent boys
and they wonder why people call them mentally ill paedophiles. the state of them.