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Bringing a traffic cone home from a night out edition

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Islam

dun dun dun dun dun dun dadada
psycho killer

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just filmed the 'iends

good tune

Reminder

absolute banger

*takes a roadworker's sign back to halls in freshers*

this is sure to garner favour with my flatmates and will no doubt win me the title of 'banter merchant'

>Islam has nothing to do with Islamic terrorism. No one blamed Catholics for the IRA, you shouldn't do the same for Moo-slims

Pretty sure the IRA killed people because they hated the UK government and wanted reunification of Ireland, not based on Bible teachings or killing in the name of catholicism

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Love Lily
biqle.ru/watch/-59740963_456239890

dunno who this is but he's clearly taller than that once you consider angle of the camera and his distance from the gate desu

What are your thoughts on Tommy Robinson on Good Morning Britain? Thought it was pretty transparent of the media to have some loudmouth be on the air right after an attack on Muslims. They knew what would happen

her family therapy vids are top drawer

youtube.com/watch?v=FgKCOAhu6cw
wtf I hate Australians

why do krauts make the worst editions?

Hello Millennial Woes

fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better

don't click this link, it's literally child porn

Got called a twat in Aldi.

got a willy

its only danelad and he's a sweden yes tier poster and numale

dont trust any link with a .ru domain desu

literally whom

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

still at work boys

been here since 8:00AM

Do you brits feel unsafe when out and about?
I'm legit curious.

proofs??

Definitely going to read all this mate, thanks!

*fucks your mum*

no

>we're nearly half way through 2017

oh my fucking god help me

>he's not even wearing a traffic cone
not banterous.

alri

only around blacks and pakis desu
not racist they're just dangerous people

Lads, how long did it take you to get your National Insuarance number? They promised that they would send me mail, but they didn't.

Got called a nonce on /brit/.

youtube.com/watch?v=FKhqdmBC1kA

Deano tier


WAHEYYYYYY LADS

only near chavs and other assorted cumskins

>had a look at my boss's willy at the urinal
>it was small
>pretty sure he looked at mine and realised it was much bigger

called this yank nonce a nonce lads

bent

About 6 weeks

Bit gay.

Just ask one of your mates. They may have it saved

Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=cxzBQJQwFd0

cringing at some old blogposts i wrote

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I never pee in urinals. I have quite a small flaccid willy but that's not the main reason; I find it impossible to start with someone else even in the same vicinity. Only way I can get the flow started is in the cubicle.

No

Me

well that's shite

fucking bender why do you look at other men's cocks at the urinal

>tfw adequate schlong
feels good man

have you heard of the high elves?

Over half

Good morning

wanted to see how big my boss's willy was

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no, have you been to the cloud district?

youtube.com/watch?v=Lxbdvo2vFwc

>this heat

willy is an alright size except when wearing jeans

bah
hngggg

umph

You in charge of math.

june is the 6th month

me n the gf

30 C here and my bedroom is a like a greenhouse with one of those massive victorian windows covering a whole wall and it faces the sun during the day arrrrghj

did a wander around town. nothing more grim than seeing the office drones spill out for their smoke breaks

youtube.com/watch?v=qu5PxhEUMfU

smol brane

Umm it's 20th June and 12/6 = half rorke sweetie xx

That is quite a while.
How long did making a bank account take you?

Asking every day and they keep denying. I would call the agency, but my shift ends after they close.

start making more barb threads

'about a week or so, heavily depends on where you live exactly and how busy they are

The last day of June/first day of July is exactly halfway through the year.

arr rook same

A month or something
But I had all my papers in order

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*Maths

got a sweaty pooey hairy bum

*checks like bar*
maybe all is not lost

A week after you have met an employee of jobcenter in person? Or a week after you called them for the first time.

>buying a shitty expensive watch so that it can serve ads directly on your wrist

what the fuck is wrong with normies

>i hope he hasn't noticed how long it's taking me to go
>i hope he's not thinking it's strange how i'm standing here but not pissing
>come on please it's weird now
>he knows i'm just stood here holding my knob
>can't do it i'll give up maybe he'll think i've already gone
>he knows i couldn't go
>he knows i gave up out of embarrassment
the circle of shame is complete

make more barb threads

When did your country get internet access?

yeah the comment section was heartwarming too

the bf

2009

mum made chicken kievs AGAIN

Really need a slag to spit shine my bellend.

Skiing is the best sport, desu.
Watch this beautiful finish.
>youtube.com/watch?v=xqafRcnmaEw

Already had one JF cunt

anime

Remember how my friends used to call me a social outcast as a joke and would bully me whenever cooler people were around. Who was the omega of their friend group here?

Good job

*pats you on the head*

garlic butter counts as one of your 5 a day

arstechnica.com/science/2017/06/guns-kill-nearly-1300-kids-in-the-us-per-year-and-suicides-are-on-the-rise/

>America
>first world
pick one

>be gay
>claim to like men
>but only men who act like women
>and only men who look like prepubescent boys

and they wonder why people call them mentally ill paedophiles. the state of them.