Well this is obviously bait, but 1. Laura most likely constantly exercises and doesn't eat anything she can't work off. 2. Flips n' shit
Tyler Roberts
She's raids tombs not fridges.
Mason Roberts
In order to raid a tomb you must be able to actually fit in said tomb.
Jayden Flores
Bait, but fuckit. She's a hero. Notva magical "superhero", ala Superman, but someone with exceptional ability, that can't be compared to everyday faggot.
I haven't played Wombraider since PS1.
Aaron Moore
actress trains to gain muscle. call muscles not real. you fucking what nigger.
Because Lara Croft isn't a regular woman, she's an exceptional one. If you want to be a traveling archeologist, who does death defying things to reach your goal, you gotta be exceptional as well and loose the flab.
Connor Hall
1 million internets to you sir. made my day
Bentley Peterson
all im saying is i think we can all agree, there is no true NEED for her to be so "fit"
Dylan Cox
ok..... but i look very similar to the woman on the right yet i jog 4 miles a day??
Mason Clark
Underrated post
Grayson Perez
Because Lara Croft isn't the Indiana Jones-esque rolling boulder trap, she's the one doing all kinds of bomb-ass acrobatics to avoid it.
Can't break into temples if you break into a new weight class every three weeks.
Jacob James
She climbs vertical walls on the regular and fights off magical creatures with ease, you can't live like that and not be fit. Good for you, if she were a real person she'd be working out way more than you as a necessity for her job description. Try emulating the things she does for a year and find out how fit you need to be to do so.
Samuel Bell
Uh huh the moment you show me fatties that can move like the character does without requiring a crane I'll agree.
lets assume your really "jog" 4 miles a day, also not once nor twice, but for an extended length of time, then you prolly have been even fater OR are eating more then you burn in said 4 miles jogging.
none the less, stop bitching.
Charles Baker
Jogging is massively inefficient for losing weight, toning your body, etc.
It really is diet that makes the biggest difference, and shitloads of exercise 3x a week. I usually burn 1000cal per session
Nicholas Rodriguez
Taking b8, You also probably consume many calories more then you should of garbage for your body. Diet is more important than exercise so far as changing body composition. If you reduced your carb intake and upped protien and fat then your body will have a much easier time loosing that weight.
Connor Morales
STOP BITCHING? go fuck yourself, i jog 4 miles everyday, swim once a week and eat healthy. weight is genetic you autist
Christian Robinson
Your whole argument is fucked for thinking that is "unachievably thing". It is not. It is just the product of consistently taking care of yourself. It is a real body and many people achieve it in a healthy manner.
When you normalize obesity and our overeating epidemic, you are literally reducing the health of our nation. So please stop glorifying obesity.
David Morales
sry aint taking the bait.
stay mad fatso :)
Tyler Wright
fucking retard
post pic of your gut then ugly bitch
Cooper Edwards
Have fun dying at 39 you gross fuck. Also never fly on a plane. The person next to you will always physically hate you.
Ryan Sanders
how morbese are you
Isaac Gonzalez
Not enough agi, too much str
Ian Walker
THAT body is not possible to achieve for a normal person, she would 1. be already genetically fit. and 2. be working out for probably over 8 hours a day for her job for that
Ayden Richardson
Is she cut or uncut?
Jordan Flores
Being fat isn't "Body positive". It's self-harm. It's disordered eating.
It's the people who take care of themselves who are *actually* body-positive.
Henry Kelly
Just stop eating candy, aint that hard.
Ayden Smith
There is no overweight gene. And define eating healthy cause that is different for everyone.
Christian Powell
>look it up It's not my job to educate me
Tyler Williams
dying at 39? lol ok
also for those wondering. yes. i weight 367 pounds and 5'6
and no, i bet people dont hate me on planes
Alexander Morris
This
Evan Russell
fuck u all.
guarrentee me if u saw me in a club you'd be all over me
Robert Hall
This.
also, eating 3000 kcal is still 3000 kcal, no matter if its healthy or not.
Eli Hall
>Muh DEX vs STR
You can be agile while having massive musculature.
Gabriel Wright
No u can't.
John Collins
orbiting around you*
Anthony Collins
What the fuck ever. I could be Lara any day, way more passable than that scrawny bitch, assholes. My weight is perfect and REAL.
>HERE is a question for all you straight men. Okay
>Why does The new Tomb Raider have to be so un-achievabley, thin, unhealthy level of muscluar and "conventionally" attractive!???? As a straight man, I don't give a shit how a videogame character looks like. I don't even play Tomb raider games and as a straight man, I'm going to have to ask you to fuck off with quesitons like these.
Isaac Howard
I used to be obese, but proper diet and regular exercise fixed that. The notion of looking at a person who actually exists and claiming their body type isn't achievable is asinine. You can decide you don't want to put in the same amount of work as that person, but that doesn't invalidate the work they put in to be in that state. If you were really fine with being fat, you wouldn't be here advocating for other people to change because you can't be assed to.
Lucas Bennett
The actual science on the matter has been in for the past 30 years, genetics only influences about 15% total body out come. As it pertains to muscle growth density and body fat composition, the rest is diet, exercise and rest.
Camden Perry
>that us REAL women could never get
gr8b8m8
>unachievabley thin sure
>unhealthy level of muscular lmaowot
>conventionally attractive gr8b8
Jordan Phillips
would impregnate
Justin Morris
you say that because you dont see bodyduilders doing gymnastics and you probably think roids is an inherent part of mulce culture. If you look at gymnasts they are as bulky as any buildy builder that doesnt use steroids
Adam Brown
your autism is showing.
losing weight is simple. burn more calories than you shove in that blowhole you call a mouth, and workout. not hard.
Andrew Howard
>mulce culture
I want to be part of that culture
Angel Adams
really overweight yes, i love how women force to like their appearence while you cant force personal thougts so.. in this worl these chicks be disgursting to 99%
Connor Roberts
Same with women... nice physique makes us more attracted than huge tubs of fat... albeit thats what breasts are... but they get a pass since theyre "fun bags"... you dont need to have your muscles clearly visible like your a scientific muscular system representation... but it doesnt mean you can go around growing boobs where boobs shouldnt be (ie getting fat) just sit in the middle... where youre not as fat as a whale... but not as skinny as a twig either... a BIT of muscle is always good... and nice buns...
Noah Clark
I bet you swim a mile a day too.
Aiden Davis
Irl you would be licking my heels. I got plenty og 10/10 boys wanting me, unlike you virgin loser.
Gavin Collins
My body is intimidated, yet my cock stands firm.
Adam Martinez
That is completely untrue. It will never, ever require 8 hours a day to achieve that. Professional non-steroidal fitness competitors do not need nearly that time to look even better.
I am not saying this to insult you. I have been down these personally. The path to losing weight may be very very hard, but at least it is simple. You just have to stick to each, each day. It takes weeks of consistently eating a bit less calories than your body needs to start seeing pounds truly disappear(not fluctuating based on water weight and meal times.) I know it is frustrating. But I do believe in you. I mean it you CAN lose the weight you want to lose. To listening the excuses you hear that make it easy to justify your current path. It may feel bad to admit you have to do the same thing the trolls and assholes mention, but they don't matter. This is about your health, more than just your self-image or personal happiness. And imagine what your depression or happiness will be like once your body is in a more comfortable state?
William Parker
Depends a bit... some foods are more difficult to properly burn...
Lucas Hernandez
Clearly bate, but obviously it is achievable because.. she is that thin. If it was easy, then all the fat chicks would be tomb raiders too, and tomb raiders would be nothing special.. but, it is harder than being a fat slob, so...
Jacob Sullivan
You can be overweight and nobody gives a shit. What you can't do is being overweight and require that the media represents you. Fat people are ugly, im sorry. It takes 0 effort to become fat, literally every mongoloid could eat like a pig and become 180kg.
So why are you surprised if movie heroines (which being phisically better than average is a main character trait) are impersonated by the very best human beings we can get?
If one has a six pack you go wow thats very hard to achieve, but no surprise comes when you see a fat person.
Easton Myers
hahaha ....no.
Nathan Long
I mean she literally hangs off cliffs and runs from traps all the time.
Don't pretend being a hero is not physically demanding and the healthy physique of a human is fit.
Real women can look like that but it takes discipline and most women would just rather be a lazy useless fuck shoveling crap into their mouths and vomiting it all out while everyone is sleeping.
Robert White
Fridge Raider
Mason Edwards
That is true to an extent, but 3000 kcal of meat fat and green veggies is far better for you than 3000 kcal of Oreos despite how much we all love Oreos. ^~^ fat as it digests produces saity a hormone that tells the brain that the stomach is contented.
Luke Ross
Her name is Lara you casual.
Alexander King
Oh yes you would, pussyass bitch
Landon Howard
Because today's action heroines are actually male characters played by women. So you want to cast a girl with a pretty face for the emotional scenes and with a manly body for the action scenes. I watched tomb raider yesterday in the theater, and in some cases I thought that lara was played by bruce willis with a wig.
Levi Martinez
Takes a snack break and passes out after running 15 seconds... tries to jump across ledge but either misses or break ledge with tremendous weight... reminds me of doughnut drake from uncharted...
Ethan Bennett
Funny how tough you losers act on here. Irl you would be kisssing my fucking shoes.
Wheight is genetic in the sense that you have to be retarded to not understand that there is a correlation between your wheight and what you eat.
Ever saw a fat person dead from starvation? Yeah, me neither so...
Brody Williams
not really but i would grab you and fuck your brains out
Bentley Moore
Your weight is real alright.
Ryder Martin
i made my toned bitch's ass a pussy yesterday, believe me i wouldnt even touch a fatso like you.
but what ever, i would love to mentally duell with you a bit more, but as i can see now, your unarmed.
Luis Richardson
Fuck off, nerd
Brandon Thomas
i have a thing for fatties
i thought you'd be flattered, blob
Angel Myers
Stop trying to be tough guy
Elijah Murphy
You are not that fat, if you lost a little wheight you could be hot (unless you are 40+years old in which case you look decent)
Levi Perry
Stay virgin, bitch boy
Leo Ramirez
your worth a dick appointment if you wanna set one up, but im not THAT into feet, jeez.
Matthew Martinez
>why couldn't the new lara croft be someone of a more normal, achievable and more body postive look?? Because fat bodies couldn't do the necessary tomb raiding with such poor upper body strength to just pull themselves up just once, being chased by bad guys but getting out of breath after 20 yards or just being unable to carry enough food to stuff their piggy little faces when hiking a few days to a "tomb" to raid.
I don't like looking at ugly fat people in the street, why would I pay to see one fill up a screen with their wobbly chins and unnatractive (conventionally) bodies?
Protip; you're disgusting.
Kevin Adams
your body is perfect, but you wouldn't be casted as Lara, because, think about it, the character is actually a male character played by a woman.
Jaxon Young
haha so mad.
Carson Smith
McDonald's isn't healthy eating you fat waste of space fucks. >blames genetics
Big words from a big lady. Go climb vertical walls, with tiny handholds and avoid traps all day for a year and come back to us. If your body ends up looking like hers, you'll know you were full of shit.
Joshua Sanders
>367 pounds >not dying at 39 pick one
William Foster
Large biceps don’t count if they are just blubber. Also, a woman’s breasts should protrude farther out than her gut.
Connor Baker
Clearly achievable if someone looks like that
Jeremiah Wilson
My ideal body on a woman. Very attractive. Would do. A believable Tomb Raider? Not quite.
Brayden Thompson
I look damn good. Keep throwing a fit, youll never ever touch me.
i thought you were a typical 4channer trying to b8
but now i think youre actually a fatty trying to validate her blobese choices
Jaxson Campbell
translation: why isn't all of society catering to me by making lara croft a fat, slobby pantload.
"body positive" is about as doublespeak as that gang of masked fascist pussies calling themselves "anti fascist." there's nothing positive about being a useless tub of guts and having society applaud your sloth and averageness. die bitter, fat and alone.
Jace Johnson
if these two are you theres no way your 367lbs. not trying to flatter you, but im 6'2 and 280 and i look fatter than you