Same thread as last night

Same thread as last night

Same guy , stranded in Colorado right now

>be me
>go to Denver for weedcation
>go to hostel have great time
>sign up for pub crawl
>get too cross faded
>lost wallet

Now I'm fucked

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Shameless self bump


Luckily for me I have my social and birth certificate

Can someone book me a greyhound back home on Monday for 92 dollars?

Where are you trying to go now?

Arizona , Phoenix

did you have cash or cc/debit? why not cancel all your shit

I wish you luck on your journey, user, but I'm broke. Have you tried hitchhiking?

Or i would like to stay here and get a job

I had everything on my turbo tax prepaid card and in cash smh

I was using my tax return for this trip

You dumb shit, how do you not understand how to fix your situation.

Thought about that and selling my asshole if I'm hella desperate

Dad told me to fix it . And I can't cause everything i had financially was in the wallet

well i guess now user is a good time to learn how to suck dick cause nobody will know who you are and hookers can travel 160miles in a day i shit you not.go find some hookers and get there pimp to give you a ride/kill him and take his hoes/suck his dick and then kill him why he's orgasming into hell(the final climax).if i lived there id come find you and help you...id help you so fucking hard bro...i love you,stay safe tonight.

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Thanks man

I'm just at a loss and need a greyhound back home :/ so I can go back home in defeat and never do this again

Your a legend, please take me with you, dad.

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I wish he was my dad rn

Call your credit card company / bank and tell them what happened. Get some emergency cash through them.

If you're going to pass out in public, wear one of those passport wallets that go around your neck that you wear under your shirt.

I don't have cc/bank acct

Really, your only realistic option is prostitution. Sorry buddo.

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You dont have a bank account?

No I don't
I could always stay at the mission or homeless shelter but I got a heavy ass suit case and a back pack and my laptop
I'll have to haul all that on foot man.

option 1, sell your laptop and get home.
option 2, use your laptop to make money. Go on craigslist and put an add, join taskrabbit, get on SurveyJunkie and fill out some surveys.
option 3. sell your ass on backpage
option 4. become a criminal and "find" somebody else's wallet, just like somebody found yours yesterday

Lap top is junk


Thought about selling my ass and
Robbing/thieving