IIT: we create opposite plots for a movie

IIT: we create opposite plots for a movie

I'll start with Mrs Doubtfire

>Old lady gets back with separated husband and dresses up as middle aged old man to avoid seeing her children
>calls her self Mr Certainwater

Pic unrelated.

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Nice club
Brad Pitt and Edward Norton say nice things about commercialism

Curious case of benjamin button

>a guy gets born then grows old and dies
>the completely normal case of rodney beltbuckle

Jumanji

>kids seal things that seem like they belong in a jungle into a board game
>including a hobo
>he becomes a kid and escapes and then hides the game.

Got any more pics of the sloot?

harry potter

>A completely normal kid is kept by a family of wizards
>eventually he gets taken by more normal people and brought college Cowcalus
>they teach him how to live a normal life without superpowers
>Meanwhile his real dad who got cucked by some asshole has been following him
>his dad lost a piece of the kids soul and had to go find it
>he comes back at the end and cures his long lost son of a head wound
>call it Bald Carpenter

Sphere
The government invites people to go through a series of spherical puzzle chamber that rewards them for exploring & are given the option to leave at any time.

Inception

>some fucker is asleep
>he keeps waking up over and over again
>can't find out which reality is the real one
>starts out a super secret agent badass but ends up a complete normie by the final dream

that's funny but doesn't work in this game.

Nose

> The quiet seaside town of Amity
is visited by a shark with a giant nose that begins nudging and snuffling local swimmers in a very friendly and pleasant manner.

cypher

some guy gets fucked in the ass by his asian shemale girlfriend and goes off in a delusion to pretend he's a secret agent that only smokes cool cigars and not her cock

the sound of fire
>a lizard man finds a human beach babe at the docks one rainy night
>she convinces him to let her stay in his house
>eventually he gets sick of her and turns her into some science lab

The Matrix.

>badass kung-fu superhero gets all emaciated and put into a fluid-filled egg, where he gets to spend the rest of his life in a blissful dreamworld

Slave of the necklace

>a group of very tall men must retrieve a necklace from the depths of a volcano
>the whole time they're getting attacked by birds
>at the end they give it to the world champion so he can end the war and re-establish the world under trade groups and societies based on geography and race

bill and teds excellent adventure.

>two genius leaders of the future build a time machine
>start going back in time and fucking up pivotal moments in history
>their mysterious friend keeps begging for them to stop, saying they'll ruin everything and become a pair of loser teens
>story ends with them being a pair of loser teens

>chuck and steves boring innaction

Jaws

>A shark starts throwing up so many people on a beach that they have to open up a beach resort.
>Gag

Indiana Jones

The story of a wimpy college history professor who steals artifacts from his local museums only to return them to their places of origin.

John wick

A former hitman enjoying retirenatment after a bitter divorce.
Gets a puppy from the son of the Russian mafia.
Dog grow bigger and get in all sort misadvatures.
The story of a former hitman, his dog, trying to find love on a city.
>A Romanatic comedy

Bionicle

>a robot god takes is protecting people from monsters
>he splits into two, leaving the good half in a dungeon
>the bad half goes out on a flying machine after killing a matoran
>after some conflict, the bad half loses his mask
>becomes a matoran himself
>suddenly knows his destiny is to hide his evil mask forever, so no one will ever find it

Mechanigraph

Armageddon

A team travels to space and joins two halves of an asteroid back together to destroy earth.

>the final fusion of the astroid generates bruce willis.

Click

>some guy fucked up his whole life
>he is granted a magical remote that can rewind time
>he uses it to fix his whole life and eventually re-live his childhood

A man shuts down factories where jews work, and sell many of his belongings to fund more trains to Auschwitz. He has a nazi assistant that keeps trying to fuck things up for him

Should still be called Schindlers list

Final destination

>no one dies
>they all live their regular pathetic life’s
>death never appears to fully materialize

I'll do another Robin Williams movie
>everything is so goddamn bouncy
>some guy invents sticky spray that can keep his shoes attached to the ground
>everybody praises him for it
>but his wife divorces him in the end so he builds and marries a robot

Groundhog Day

>Some guy wakes up
>It is the following day
>He continues being a cunt

you're like those people who go to garage sales and want to buy the house

Home alone

>family plan vacation with the whole family
>everyone get to go
>they have good time
>they comeback to a burglarized home

Cube! I like it.

forrest gump

nice girl falls in love with fkboi since they are kids. nice girl is retarded, and goes to college only by playing good pingpong. later on fkboi becomes a gay sjw and becomes the cbo(chief blowjob officer) for black panther party, while tard nice girl starts her own sea food company called mamas snatch. eventually they meet and fk and have a tard aids baby

Dude I know where my car is

>two straight edge virgin friends have a crazy night doing way too much calculus and had way too much soda
>remember exactly where he parked his car

and uh...that's it I guess

A young girl retrieves a worthless trinket from a volcano and a team of treasure hunters tell her to lose it again.
> Titanic

>Oh dude theres your car
>Oh yeah there it is, dude
kek

You are like those people they get asked if the house is for sale on garage sale, and they get offended by somebody ones triying to comunícate that your real state investment you made it was a good one, and perhaps they would like to maybe if the hose is for sale because they have the capital to purchase a house with out a middle man of a realtor.
Just take the compliment and post more tits from that chick I have already submitted like 3 original story plots to your post
And also call your mom, she has not hear from you in the last couple days, and take out your garbage it stinks over there

Why is she so delicious and why there isnt MOAR of her in this tread?!

Fuck movie plots. Want more of OP.

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People try to kill themselves to escape their boring lives, but fate always conspires to save them and put them back where they were before and make them start all over.

Mr. Bones Wild Ride
> Final Destination

I need pic source tho

kek, especially the title

OP here, that isn't me you are reply to.

I don't have source to pic sorry. Thank you for keeping the thread rolling but let's not derail it.

The only think I can get from the pic is that she's in an Italian supermarket

A lawyer always wins his cases by telling the truth. His mom dies, her last wish to be that he lies all the time.
He goes on to lose case after case never learning anything.

A lady with a skin pigment condition wakes up in depression-era Oklahoma and "befriends" three guys on a farm one by one. Jealous young girl, with the help of her little dog, decides to cool off this hot woman by tossing a bucket of water on her. The woman wakes up surrounded by winged monkeys.

Excellent!

>Mr Certainwater

topkek

Are you a Hollywood exucutive mining for ideas?

>because if you are

Boy do I have like dozen of original scrips ready to be discovers and turn into the next Hollywood/Netflix hit.


See I look like one of the Jew writers

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You need to find Larry David and pitch your ideas bro.
*qeues curb your enthusiasm theme*

>See I look like one of the Jew writers
not gonna argue with that

fuck lol

>Marines takes the bus
>she meets a rich guy
>they stop in Sahara
>he takes the water and goes home
>she died of thirst
Cinatit

Natural Dumbness

> A human kid is bought by a couple of robots;
> He hates them and do shitloads of stuff to never see them again

except... isnt that ACTUALLY the plot?

This is alex_mucci on Instagram.
Followed her for a while.. but she's actually kinda weird looking. Enjoy.

bump

i would impregnate her.

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Dumbfuck: the thread

HOLY mother of fuck that would still make a great movie lol

You know the plot to Bionicle?

Alex mucci

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Underrated post

wtf is this thing?

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More like Schindler's pissed.

Kek.

I like it.

I've had many garage sales and this had never happened.

You two are autistic.

God I want to blow my load all over her face!

wait wouldn't snape be a girl in that version

All I appreciate is her racks, since no one bothers doing an image search and I got time to waste

Get this man a chicken dinner.

ET


>a person from Earth remains stationary
>cynical but socially active and extroverted
>highly articulate and verbose
>has disdain for small plants
>steals mechanical devices to age flowers till they wilt
>cuts own fingers and watches them bleed
>pathologically seeks attention of clandestine government agencies but fails
>goes nowhere


The Earthling

I think you don't get what movie he is referring to. One of the best ones posted in the thread tbh

>Alex mucci
She looks like that puppet from Crank Yankers

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She use to be a child star but Hollywood really fucked her up. Here she is a little younger without make up.

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>alex_mucci
WHY I NEVER WILL HAVE A GIRL LIKE HER FUCK I HATE THIS WORLD

her lips are revolting

ITT: Hollywood is out of ideas and needs you to do their work for them for free.

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