Food ballers!
Direct all other food baller threads here.
I havr perfected a new ball rolling technique and i wanted to share with my fellow food enthusiasts. Here it is, holds 5 different foods and a sauce. I let it sit for 3 to 4 mins and experience food on another level. Also alot of conplicated mixtures. Keep a moist mouth.
Enjoy the experience of eating foodies. I will answer questions for those interested.
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Its hasbrowns
Pancakes
Sausage
Bisquit
Eggs
Rollee in my mouth and formed into a more efficent shape. Food ball if you will.
Here is a food ball wrapped in a fry. It creates a delightful texture
Wait then you spit it out and leave it on your plate for a while?
Yes, after its had a chance to rest. I assume alot like steak. Everything combines and juices absorb back in. If you dont rest the balls you are not getting the full experience
Not sure, where my other foodballers are at.
It also works in cereal, but its less things to combine.
you disgusted me.
Fuck you and your lack of wordly living. Travel and learn how eating can be improved.
Gah, i regret my words. I just feel defensive about this experience, just try it and see. The food taste better.
I take food balls and stuff them back inside of the original host, its like topping a steak with its own drippings. For comparisons sake
if you need to foodball your food to make them taste better, you probably eating shit. look, you need to get a mirror, look at yourself and start thinking. if you think its okay you will be okay doing it public, but clearly you are ashamed of your own weird behavior
Are you with me or against me?
The movement wont die with me. There are too many of us.
I wanna slob on your balls
When im famous for bringing our community to the forefront
Why do you have to put it in your mouth, take it out to rest, and then put it back in your mouth?
Why not roll it by hand, and either submerge it in its oils, or roll it around in its oils?
Putting it in your mouth two times is disgusting. If it is in your mouth, you should eat it, not take it out.
I see you point. But the flavors that are released by pre-chewing the food is part of tge process. I tell the curious this: process to success for the expreience.
what is a “footballer”? basically just playing with your food? i guess it’s okay if you’re under 7 years old.
Always someone who claims that weak put down.
People crack crawfish and suck the heads. You say its playing because you are not used to it.
McDonalds makes the best fodder.
OP, do you have mental issues such as schizophrenia ?
I’m a pretty even tempered man. Not many things incite any strong emotions on my part, but this has genuinely infuriated and sickened me.
No.
Im just passionate and wanted to share on a like minded board.
Breakfast taco coated in orange juice. Wasnt the best choice
Get help OP.
So you are okay with looking literally retarded when you go into these restaurants and spit out chewed food, then eat set it down, then eat it again.
Im picturing it in my head, " psst dude, what the fuck is that guy over there doing "
" what the fuck, I dont know, hes probably got something wrong with him "
Then you look back at them, " Im not retarded! its called food balling and its very common! you normies! screee "
This is how i do it in public, i spit thw ball back into the bag real quick, no one ever saw me. I feel like a secret hero for the cause
I just threw up in my mouth
For those of you wondering how many to make and are afraid of this hostile and ignorant thread.... 3 just do three.
I did more before but its more work than it's worth. Its a tiring process. Remember quality over quantity. By the time the last ball had rested i was full and couldnt finish it.
It does help with wieght loss.
>enter bread out of pure curiosity
>mfw
Hello sir I just have 1 question
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Thank you for your time
Nothing
Im not finding the support for this that i thought would be.
Any lurkers? Who want more info on how to procceed. There are 3 levels of skill on this and i don't want any chokers.
Beginner just one bite and roll
Intermediate two different foods combined in the food balling practice
Adcanced 3+ foods combined
I consider myself instructor level, so i can do more but ive been doing this for years.
Hey just so you know, I used to teach special classes and they would sometimes do this at lunch
Idk what causes it but some of the downies would not eat unless they put it in their mouth then spit it back on the plate and then picked it up with their fingers and ate it
oh please do go on OP
Ive seen the same kids eat perfectly fine. The traditional way. The food experience that i have been documenting doesnt sound much like what you are attempting to compare it too.
I will say this, those who try it atleast understand.
1. Bite 1 to 2 pieces of a meal
2. Traditional style chewing (boring)
3. Roll it in a ball and remove to rest. Too much juice must be strained through teeth or ball will fall apart.
4. Create 2 more balls this wat.
5. If meal is completed before resting wait, its worth it.
Nigga nobody is going to do this
Even by Sup Forums standards this is most weird ass shit I’ve seen in a while
And I just watched a guy face fuck a snake
Damn. Thats harsh and hilarious at the same time. Face fuck a snake?
Looks like literal shit. I bet you're american, too.
This is an American board so ya. Do you see thr variety of foods at my disposal, greatest country on earth.
Yes, literally face fucked a snake
I guess he pulled all the little grip teeth out, if not no idea how his sick didn’t get scratched all up
It was a red tailed boa constricter
Food thread
>takes picture of shot tier McDonald's breakfast
>sage
This one is a warning. Fries, bisquit and fried tenders are difficult. One of the few i regret doing. Was tired and left a ball to waste.
>worldly living
>McDonalds food
Its all around the world user. That could be the mcdonalds in thai land.
"Worldly" doesn't mean literally around the world, you autist.
"adjective. experienced; knowing; sophisticated:"
This will catch on like bite change. Remember me.