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>its garth bald to yanited episode
bayern want sanchez
>ibrahim wont be offered a new contract
rppney+cash for pookaku
>varane and >de gay swapping clubs
greaseman still rejecting man u
>mendy close to joinging city
chelsea and dortmund want dembele
>everton want sandro ramirez
burnley offer dyche more gravel
>morata close to AC miran
newcastle want willy if they cant get pepe (lel)
>liverpoo wat £30m for sakho
lucas perez for sale, only £13m
>ospina to turkey

BYOR
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Wenger IN

Corbyn IN

Kek, but still fuck Ederson!

>lucas perez for sale, only £13m
I thought he did great every time he played, I don't know why Wenger hated him so much.

I remember a player called Everton Ribero

>1 trillion national debt in 2010
>1.7 trillion national debt in 2017

based tories

>Snubchester

For me, it's the middle one

rly makes u think

I'd argue the left one, not that hard though

>bayern want sanchez

That was last summer m8

...

I would happily have any one as my gf.

they're all pretty meh, not gonna lie

for me it's none of these jewve customers

Spurs and Arsenal have been linked and at least one other one I'm forgetting

Is Janssen leaving Spurs?

>non-whites
ugh

Galatasary where interested

the one on the (photo) left is wearing an Australian club shirt

is it the juve frog poster??

it could just be a del piero jersey

Every live Arsenal rumor right now

what site is that?

what a depressing list

the players linked to arsenal seem to look like they would be fans of the club

>forgetting about the player they'll actually sign

What do Liverpool fans think of Ox?

before or after he was linked with them?

He would be extremely effective under Klopp, not even a liverpool fan

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thank you canada

If Mahrez comes to Arsenal I'm gonna be pissed, he's fucking shite

M'brappe looks like he doesn't even care about football for some reason. I don't know, maybe I'm the only one thinking this.

they clearly rate sky sports too highly

lads I put a tenner on more than two goals to be scored in the portugal-cyprus game at 1/2

how fucked am i

that's a realistic bet

>cyprus

Tapnaldo is going to have a field day my friend

think he'll be a bit busy elsewhere

Wait are they playing an international game today? Why the fuck would they do that?

didn't they just buy solanke from chelsea?

yeah

How the fuck is that relevant poo?

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i think we're technically in an international break and there's world cup qualifying games this week

>runny yolk and toast

Actually solid yolk won the strawpoll by a mile m8

its jay not g

solid yolk won the strawpoll la

EPL

my mistake lads

>Morata to Milan
Actually a good signing desu

>Solid yolk

Heathens

state of this post
Mbappé, Falcao, B Silva, Mendy, Lemar, Fabinho, Bakayoko, Glik and Subasic are all very very good players that could start in most of the clubs that lust after them
it's not about having a meme season or anything, Ligue 1 this year was very good in quality and finally got its head out of the water and what they did isn't small time. Same for the CL, reaching the semis isn't something small.

This. Solid yolk tastes like farts.

how are Milan getting away with their bullshit finances?

anything higher than 30m for him is a scam

Because it doesn't break the rules. It figures the Italians would be the ones to find the best way around FFP.

Because he's not French

they signed kessie on a two-year loan with obligation to buy for that reason

Chink money
Le pacey black kid and le stronk dabing nigger can get 100 million then morata is easily worth 50

miran are gonna have to pay an extra £15 mill with rich owners

Every live Man Utd transfer rumor right now

Note the missing Atletico striker

So is Salah going to Liverpoop or no?

being announced with casillas and javi martinez on monday la

no one else seems to be linked with him so yes

They have new owers, they made a deal with UEFA s they can spend big the first season or two but have to make up for that later.

i think salah will be shit in england, he has decent numbers in italy because he is one of a kind, while the epl is full of those quick wings without tecnique

how well did he do in chelsea?

Greaseman - > Utd is pretty much a no-go after Atletico's transfer ban

did he ever play? i only saw him in preseason games

Jesus Navas-tier. Of course they'll just blame Mourinho and call him KdB 2.0: the winger edition.

good players to leicester when

Here's what I'm confused about though. If Utd meet Greaseman's release clause, will they just force Athletico to sell? It would be a dick move, but I feel like it would still be a valid transfer.
That's more or less how it works in football manager at least.

youtube.com/watch?v=l4HLVgl0Rqw

the issue isn't Atleti, but that Griezmann doesn't want to leave them (or maybe just Simeone) when they're not allowed to replace him

Hull defender Harry Maguire was linked to Leicester

>Ramsdens Currency FC
Oh wait, it's Middlesbrough.

Absurdly sized sponsor.

If they match the clause Atletico can't d anything about it but Griezman can refuse to go and i think he would just to not be such a cunt
If The Gay leaves who are they going to buy?

De Straight

nice jersey

Most of the Utd fans I know say that Romero is the best backup keeper in the league.

at least it isn't in rival colours

Why the fuck did they base the design around the sponsor

maybe, but they think he's good enough to start?

they have a pretty good relationship with Raiola

the player has the final word and already told them to fuck off

As a matter of fact it's the player that has to pay the clause himself, not a football club, so no player can be bought without his consent.

This means if greaseman has 100m clause, manure have to give him the money to pay the clause. Which means suddenly greaseman will be 100m richer. Which means he'll have to pay taxes on this new 100m fortune he has, taxes the buying club will have to reimburse him later. Which means an additional 56% (varies per area) cost on the transfer: the clause money + taxes, 156m total.

It's Gee

he would be a decent signing, but >we could definitely do with an extra midfielder or two

Maybe, I think so.

I think Schmeichel was linked to Utd too at one point?

he'll 100% flop if e leaves this summer, especially if he goes to PL

this says they changed it last year, is it wrong?
sportwitness.co.uk/no-tax-payable-spanish-buyout-clauses-leaving-man-united-free-run-griezmann/

how come?

What's the latest Chelsea rumors friends?

bakayoko too expensive, tolisso is my target now

But Tolisso is even more expensive

Ederson announced when?

Would take Tolisso over Bakayoko in a heartbeat.

He's 18 so very young. And i doubt he ever left Italy for more than some days.
Here he's loved by the fans and the media sucks his dick costantly. And while immensly talented he's still error prone (wich is norma at his age).
I doubt he'll be able to manage the pressure of the big fee and huge salary he'll get, combined with leaving his country to go in England where he knows no one and probably barely speaks english, and when he'll make one mistake like against Pescara britsh media will be there to tear him to shreds.

i was wrong i was going off a headline, its something about bakayoko's ''entourage'' thats frustrating them

De Gea was the same tbf and he got brutalised by the media while sucking Harts dick. That turned out well for him