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Bit the pillow Teresa, the DUP are going in DRY

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unreasonably early

good lad

>looks up my state retirement age
>ahh yes 68 years old

>looks up my life expectancy at birth
>ahh yes 76 years old

like being mean to people online for no reason

>mfw the retirement age will be 75 by the time we get to 68

wanna do loads of prostitutes and drugs

what kind of people write reviews on tripadvisor/yelp etc? must be right weirdos

>state
foy

Girls

already do prostitutes and drugs
feels quite empty after a while but I still do it because I have nothing better going on

me

they're strange creatures known as "normies"

>mfw second election in November
>mfw labour majority

lads
coco

get out bart im piss

Call me rasheed

im literally planning to fuck off to the cuntreeside and live off the land by the time im 50

rorke

corbyn is honestly another soulless commie psychopath taking advantage of a crisis for his own egomaniacal ends

let me live with you pls x
cooperative farm?

bruh..............

F

The gf has gone and done me hotpot

Red Christmas.

>soulless commie psychopath
sounds good

might have a cup of tea then I should really go to the gym but I really fancy a nap

>farmfoods

povvo

>corbyn is honestly another soulless commie psychopath taking advantage of a crisis for his own egomaniacal ends

>Yellowstone Supervolcano Hit by a Swarm of More Than 230 Earthquakes in One Week

>family has passed down the family bible down to the eldest son since the 1700s
>my dad just passed it down to me
W E W lads
i didn't even know it existed, i'm fucking buzzing off this, lads
fucking love history me

what the fuck is that

Standing by to help the revolution comrade

>mfw yanks get killed by a yellow stone

I hope your family name isn't going to die with you

...is it?

>cant even communicate well on Sup Forums

>not making meatballs.

me in the fidel shirt
burn it

sure thing m80, i am also planning to grow them marijuanas and spend my evenings experimenting with all sort of other drugs as well.

fuck retiring, what a fucking meme

the stars at night

are big and bright

deep in the heart of texas

hate norwegians who have no business being in our threads

please don't tell me you're one of those virgin blokes

NOT a fan of this rich norwegian interloper

bed sheets smell like poo

t. rakeem

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But we are your ally and friend, we even give you a christmas tree every year as a token of this.

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was thinking about walking out to grab some beer but shan't be doing it on second thought

In 100 years time this image will be the basis of an A-level art history question where you have to t write an essay about the interpretation of said image.

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Militant atheists are literally as bad as radical Islamists, Christists, et al. Absolute cancer.

not a fan of those giant pieces of cabbage you get in the chinky stir fry

what is in those jars with the cock on them

The whole world would be fucked up. Yellowstone has the capability of world extinction tier europtions. Only the most remote would be safe

chickenshitfuckingpussyasshole

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>family bible

Howling

Chinese hotpot with leftovers

Why isn't Hayley Williams my jee-eff?

irl karen

oldest book i've got is my great-grans dictionary from about 1910

because she's mine

>europtions

Me, at the back (out of focus)

I would fuck Laci Green so fucking hard

wish yellowstone would kill us all 2bh

lel

you look a lot like a pair of feet, lad

Just had the family harry potter collection passed down to me

f-fuck off
i'm a virgin now, but i'll get a qt STEM gf at uni

rasheed

bit miffed that my family was rich until WW1 bankrupted us though
fucking g*rman CUNTS

What does money have to do with anything? Why do you care.

Potatoes and veggies.

No no. Im the one in the shade...(out of focus)

you are a ladies bum?

kot

made a burger lads

>STEM
>any (non-trans) girls whatsoever

pretty good books to be fair

She got demoted from Lord Chancellor to a minor Treasury post kek

same
know she'd be dirty like all those feminists with daddy issues

because she stopped being cute after 22

No no, as said before to the Dane, im in the background in the shade. (out of focus)

burgers are just expensive sandwiches

Cba with everyday life

Whops I didn't read you corretly. Yeah those are empty and just there to fill my kitchen.

Placing an order for a short novella: must contain yellowstone eruption and ballbusting as two main motifs

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post picture of family bible?

what are you doing back there?

friends :)

Did you jizz and shit on it?

Laci was so fucking hot back in the day

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havin a look

I'll write it for a tenner

new 'gon lads

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m8 you couldn't fuck anything

How many friends do you have /brit/

Will write it on a paper scroll with a feather for 8 quid

my own special sauce m8 aha

Any1 rmbr cuckio

Would rip that snake in two with my bare hands to save the kot