Bit the pillow Teresa, the DUP are going in DRY
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unreasonably early
good lad
>looks up my state retirement age
>ahh yes 68 years old
>looks up my life expectancy at birth
>ahh yes 76 years old
like being mean to people online for no reason
>mfw the retirement age will be 75 by the time we get to 68
wanna do loads of prostitutes and drugs
what kind of people write reviews on tripadvisor/yelp etc? must be right weirdos
>state
foy
Girls
already do prostitutes and drugs
feels quite empty after a while but I still do it because I have nothing better going on
me
they're strange creatures known as "normies"
>mfw second election in November
>mfw labour majority
lads
coco
get out bart im piss
Call me rasheed
im literally planning to fuck off to the cuntreeside and live off the land by the time im 50
rorke
corbyn is honestly another soulless commie psychopath taking advantage of a crisis for his own egomaniacal ends
let me live with you pls x
cooperative farm?
bruh..............
F
The gf has gone and done me hotpot
Red Christmas.
>soulless commie psychopath
sounds good
might have a cup of tea then I should really go to the gym but I really fancy a nap
>farmfoods
povvo
>corbyn is honestly another soulless commie psychopath taking advantage of a crisis for his own egomaniacal ends
>Yellowstone Supervolcano Hit by a Swarm of More Than 230 Earthquakes in One Week
>family has passed down the family bible down to the eldest son since the 1700s
>my dad just passed it down to me
W E W lads
i didn't even know it existed, i'm fucking buzzing off this, lads
fucking love history me
what the fuck is that
Standing by to help the revolution comrade
>mfw yanks get killed by a yellow stone
I hope your family name isn't going to die with you
...is it?
>cant even communicate well on Sup Forums
>not making meatballs.
me in the fidel shirt
burn it
sure thing m80, i am also planning to grow them marijuanas and spend my evenings experimenting with all sort of other drugs as well.
fuck retiring, what a fucking meme
the stars at night
are big and bright
deep in the heart of texas
hate norwegians who have no business being in our threads
please don't tell me you're one of those virgin blokes
NOT a fan of this rich norwegian interloper
bed sheets smell like poo
t. rakeem
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But we are your ally and friend, we even give you a christmas tree every year as a token of this.
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was thinking about walking out to grab some beer but shan't be doing it on second thought
In 100 years time this image will be the basis of an A-level art history question where you have to t write an essay about the interpretation of said image.
Militant atheists are literally as bad as radical Islamists, Christists, et al. Absolute cancer.
not a fan of those giant pieces of cabbage you get in the chinky stir fry
what is in those jars with the cock on them
The whole world would be fucked up. Yellowstone has the capability of world extinction tier europtions. Only the most remote would be safe
chickenshitfuckingpussyasshole
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>family bible
Howling
Chinese hotpot with leftovers
Why isn't Hayley Williams my jee-eff?
irl karen
oldest book i've got is my great-grans dictionary from about 1910
because she's mine
>europtions
Me, at the back (out of focus)
I would fuck Laci Green so fucking hard
wish yellowstone would kill us all 2bh
lel
you look a lot like a pair of feet, lad
Just had the family harry potter collection passed down to me
f-fuck off
i'm a virgin now, but i'll get a qt STEM gf at uni
rasheed
bit miffed that my family was rich until WW1 bankrupted us though
fucking g*rman CUNTS
What does money have to do with anything? Why do you care.
Potatoes and veggies.
No no. Im the one in the shade...(out of focus)
you are a ladies bum?
kot
made a burger lads
>STEM
>any (non-trans) girls whatsoever
pretty good books to be fair
She got demoted from Lord Chancellor to a minor Treasury post kek
same
know she'd be dirty like all those feminists with daddy issues
because she stopped being cute after 22
No no, as said before to the Dane, im in the background in the shade. (out of focus)
burgers are just expensive sandwiches
Cba with everyday life
Whops I didn't read you corretly. Yeah those are empty and just there to fill my kitchen.
Placing an order for a short novella: must contain yellowstone eruption and ballbusting as two main motifs
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post picture of family bible?
what are you doing back there?
friends :)
Did you jizz and shit on it?
Laci was so fucking hot back in the day
havin a look
I'll write it for a tenner
new 'gon lads
m8 you couldn't fuck anything
How many friends do you have /brit/
Will write it on a paper scroll with a feather for 8 quid
my own special sauce m8 aha
Any1 rmbr cuckio
Would rip that snake in two with my bare hands to save the kot