Worst dates ever

Worst dates ever
I'll start

>meet online
>week later meet up to see a movie
>go to cinema
>get very shitty seats
>she doesn't want popcorn, so i won't get some either
>movie is shit
>don't talk to each other turning the movie
>movie ends, "did you liked it" "no" "same"
>walk her to bus station, (300m from cinema)
>"bye"
>"cya"

Pic kinda related, she looked like the white chick

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That's why you don't go to the movies as a first date...

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this
you're retarded op. movies are shitty for dates

NOBODY TOLD ME THAT AND I DON'T LEAVE THE HOUSE A LOT SO I DON'T HAVE GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

This, you idiot. First dates are about talking and familiarizing with each other. Cant do that during a movie. That was your worst date ever because of you, op

both ugly would still fug
-10/-10

Ive had this happen a few times. Ive learned to at least try talking. If you try 2 or 3 times at a fullhearted attempt at starting a convo, and she wont help you carry it then let that cunt go. At least youre only out 1 date and 20 bucks.

Movie date comes much later or before a dinner date so you can talk about the movie. First date should be something where you two can talk and get to know a bit about each other, coffee or beer is most common.

Ok well, get some food, walk around and see some sights, even a zoo or something stupid. As long as you can interact

It's not just make fun of op thread, share your shitty date stories

You both sound like incredibly boring, sad dullards. The fact that you didn't like the movie is completely irrelevant to the fact that you are both incapable connecting with people or maintaining a conversation.

I’m pretty sure that on this board every thread is a ‘make fun of op’ thread

Used the qualifier “just”

I’ve done movies as a first date before, but I did a very non-serious movie at my place or hers so I could get close and talk a little, and then make a move afterwards.
My worst is just
>Meet girl on tinder
>Chat for a bit, it’s going well
>Agrees to a date
>Plan to meet at a place that’s across town from me one morning
>I go
>She never shows
>Doesn’t respond to my texts and never messages me again
Thanks a lot bitch

Ok
>meet on Tinder
>she seems about it
>tryna smash
>meet up for coffee
>immediate red flags
>she still looks aight though
>she starts talking about conspiracy theories
>opens up her laptop to show me chemtrail pics
>smile and say"interesting"
>still trying to smash
>she pulls out a petition for me to sign
>fuck it, bout to bounce, ain't worth it
>she's handing me stickers as I walk out the door
>no thx bitch
>go home and fap

I personally do dinner first then movie. It makes it easier to have little jokes during the movie since you know what type of humor she’s into. Plus it’s like a cooling down after having a nice dinner date together.

My last date we went to dinner and had great never ending conversation for probably 2 hours counting the drive there, dinner, drive to movie theater and then we just literally talked for 3 hours in the parking lot and skipped the movie because we were just having such a good time talking to each other.

Then she randomly stopped texting me two weeks later after rescheduling the second date that she brought up. Coming from the same girl who brought up wanting to date me long-term, thinking I was near perfect, supposedly liked everything about me and was nervous about whether or not I felt the same about her.

I do not understand women. The funniest part is we both literally agreed how annoying it is that people just randomly stop messaging each other without ending things like a mature adult by just saying something as simple as I found someone else/not interested in a relationship etc.

>Met a cute girl from a dating site.
>Really hit it off, have an awesome night over dinner and talking.
>She invites me back to her place.
>She wants to fuck but my dick won't get hard
>Laughs it off at first and says her magic lips will wake it up
>she sucks my flaccid cock for a solid 30 minutes and gets nowhere
>she finally gives up, asks if I don't find her attractive. Starts crying and asks me to leave.

I tried calling the next day but she'd blocked my number and blocked me online. Only ever saw her once again by chance. I made a joke about how she ghosted me, she took it badly and made a big loud scene about how she didn't have time for a guy whose dick doesn't work.

>Not taking on the globalists together
You can’t stay neutral in the infowars brother

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>Girl breaks up with bf
>I'm her bounceback
>Comes to my house to netflix and chill
>Looking through movies, I comment "Oh wow, I didn't know Saving Private Ryan was on Netflix"
> Her - "Let's watch it!" I give her a weird look
>"You know it's pretty gory right? Like soldiers getting shot in the head" "I can handle it, put it on!"
>I turn it on
>I become completely engrossed in the film, not paying any attention at her at all
>She keeps trying to give me signals, puts her hand on my chest, head on my shoulder, etc.
>Still not paying any attention to her, turn and realize she's trying to kiss me
>After watching soldiers get massacred by the dozens on screen, I'm not in the mood to fuck some girl
>Not sure how to get out of the situation, end up awkwardly kissing her on the forehead and turning back to watch the movie
>She realizes I'm either not interested or beta as fuck, scoots over to the other side of the couch
>watch for 10 more minutes before he stands up and announces she has to leave
>I continue to watch the movie as she walks out the door

Really good war film, I'd give it 9/10

u gay?

I don’t get it either tbh.
I was seeing a girl for a few weeks, and it was really going great. Stopped just shy of actually fucking on the last date, a few days later she texted to say she was free and wanted to hang out but then asked to do it another day because she started feeling sick.
When I texted her a day or two later to ask if she was feeling better I got a paragraph long “Sorry it’s not you it’s me” text and then I’m pretty sure she blocked my number.
Just totally out of nowhere.

>meet cute girl at the university
>Exchange student from Japan
>Come over to her place for drinks
>She gets wasted and passes out in the bathroom like 15 minutes after me getting there
>No idea wtf is going on, think she just needs to take a massive shit, so I hang out watching TV
>roommates show up an hour later and accuse me of drugging her
>Get interrogated by two German cunts that I call Nazis to get under their skin
>Cops are called because evidently I drugged and raped someone
>Date wakes up as the cops are interrogating me and explains that nothing happened
>Cops leave
>German cunts don't apologize

could you teach us please?

My worst date
>> when I got raped by the girl... true story

>she took it badly and made a big loud scene about how she didn't have time for a guy whose dick doesn't work.

kek

>choosing to watch an actual good film while trying to netflix and chill

come on son

definitely gay

Try again when you're old enough to get into an A or PG film

ha

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Got asked to homecoming in high school by a solid 8/10. Excited as fuck, spend a lot of time getting a nice outfit together, tidying up my messy appearance. Get there to meet her, and she's with another guy. She, her date, and her friends all laugh. Turns out it was a prank.

I guess that's my worst "date".

I don't believe you

Yeah, I do enjoy making up stories about me being humiliated as a teenager.

>actual good film
>saving private ryan
>netflix and chill
>kiss on forehead
you are beta as fuck. you know its true. whyee the fuck you lyyyiin

kek

>be me
>be on Sup Forums
>never get date
pssh nothing personal kid I just grew beyond sexual needs I am a fountain of knowledge rivaled only by the late great hawkings.
If i wanted to I could have not only figured out how to seduce a female I could have unified string theory.
But I a too good for women and the world so me and my waifu will sit and watch the world struggle to survive without my help.

watch the opening scene of saving private ryan while listening to clams casino i am god layered over top of it on molly and u will become enlightened i swear.

I always thought mine sucked but you had it way worse
>Asked grill I liked to prom
>Says no
>K whatever
>Like a week later she asks me if we can actually go together because nobody else asked her and she didn’t want to go without a date
>Should have said no but I said yes
>Ignores me all night and gets drunk and makes out with a bunch of other dudes, I just go home early to play games by myself because fuck this

>be 17
>ask 7ish/10 girl from my class out on a whim (generic blonde, but megamilk tits)
>says yes, agrees to go to a movie after school on friday

>Friday comes
>texts me her address to pick her up after school
>tell her I'm on my way after about an hour at home to shower and change
>I get there, knock on the front door
>she answers it, covered in what appears to be grape juice
>tells me her son threw a fit and to give her just a couple more minutes
>yeah sure
>tell her I just want to plug my phone in back at the car because my battery was low
>she goes back inside
>go back to car, plug in my phone and drive away

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...but why

>17 year old with a kid
>huge tits
Should have stuck it out, guaranteed to put out my guy. Hit it and quit it.

Na, she's lookin' for someone to take care of her and help raise that kid. That's the type of girl that puts holes in the condoms to make you stay.

shoulda just raised her kid as your own

>be me 27ish
>meet girl on okcupid, she cute, she seems cool
>she starts sending me pics a couple days later
>shes fat
>ghost her
>fast forward a few weeks later, girl I used to work with is coming to town and wants to hang out
>she's a solid 8, young blonde with fake tits, makes $120k a year
>I could have hooked up with her on her 18th bday but I had a gf and I was too beta, I regretted it for so long
>start making plans to hang out, she tells me shes so excited to see me again and starts talking about that birthday party a few years back
>surething.jpg
>night before she calls me upset cause her parents insist that she needs to spend the weekend with family
>I was so sure that I was gonna get my dick wet that I was desperate to get some
>text fat girl from okcupid, tell her to come pick me up from the bar
>met her outside because I didn't want my brother or my friends to see me with her
>go back to my place and she gives me head, cum on her tits
>wake up in the morning she gives me head again, cum on tits
>fatty leaves, rich blonde girl calls and says she told her parents to fuck off and shes gonna come see me anyway
>we hang out all day, drink, eat, she pays for everything...
>my place later we start making out, she takes off dress I play with her lovely fake tits
>finger her, go down on her
>ejaculated twice within the last 24 hours + lots of alcohol = can not erect
>she gets upset and falls asleep
>wakes me up a few hours later to give her a ride to her parents cabin (an hour away)
>try to apologize in the car, drop her off, hug
>texted her a couple times after that and she thought it was because I wasn't attracted to her or something, loses interest in me
>now she married some douche, coulda been my sugar momma

The first load I dropped on the fat chicks tits was epic, I hoarded nut for like 2 weeks in anticipation of a hot young rich blonde. then I wasted it on a fatty.

>Meet girl off tinder
>go to her place
>after about 4 hours finally go to bedroom
>fucking her after weird bondage foreplay (was annoying bc I had to tie her up but just wanted to fuck, also was late and getting tired)
>fucking her and mfw her period starts
>not much blood so keep pumping till I release my seed
>as I’m about to pass out she mentions she wants to fuck more in the morning
>no way am I pumping blood crusted pussy on purpose
>pass out but make excuse to leave first thing in the morning
Some women are fucking gross

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> Meet some sad fuck on Tinder
> Begs for date
> Figure I’ll at least get free meal
> Change my mind
> Stand the loser up
> No shits given

>go to movies instead of lunch/dinner to actually talk and get to know one another
Of course it was bad, what did you think was going to happen?

Haha girl I met off tinder I busted the hugest nutt all over her face. The look on her face as she rushed off to shower was epic.
Never did get to fuck her.

If you do go to the movies at least take a walk together afterwards.
Did this on my first date and ended up getting to 2nd base

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So you rubbed his balls?

Don’t listen to these silly anons, OP.
First date should ALWAYS be two in the pink, one in the stink. Front seat of your car, dark street, killer tunes on the stereo. Don’t waste time or money like these autists are suggesting. If she let’s you dig in her pussy on the first date, you plan Date # 2 to throatfuck her in a hotel room all night. Oh, and always be a gentleman.

Yes of course, I don't wanna appear rude

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At least she wasnt a nigger

>meet girl in nightclub
>gives me her number
>texts me next day "wanna met up"
>meet in swanky bar for a bite to eat and a drink
>she says "I did tell you I've got a bf didn't I? That's why we're in the next town over"
>no you didn't mention that
>"and it's a relief user because I was drunk and I couldn't remember exactly what you looked like but you're alright"
>backhanded compliment but ok
>"it's ok I'll dump him now"
>no don't do that
>phones bf and dumps him
>"there now user we're not doing anything wrong"
>she gets suicidal texts and calls from the recently ex boyfriend every 30 seconds all night
>"I don't know why he's taken it so badly he's a doorman and a bodybuilder he should be able to cope"
>go home and have cigarette even though I don't smoke

>used to frequent an online forum
>end up talking to this one girl and get to know her
>talk through text, whatsapp, and kik
>after a while things get dirty get some nudes
>w/e i cum
>end up having to travel for work
>tell her that one day when chatting
>"omg i live there! should we meet?"
>make plans and know this meet up is purely to fuck
>she comes to my hotel we get to it
>she makes awful noises and shitty dirty talk
>have trouble staying hard cause of her noises
>wearing a condom because i dont want std
>have to pretend to cum because her stupid shit
>think shell go on her way but she basically falls asleep
>wait a while and wake her thinking shell go
>she mistakes it and wants round 2
>whatever i just wanna cum at this point
>fucking her cunt again and still not getting off. her dumb dirty talk keeps killing my boner.
>give up pretend to nut a 2nd time and decide to go to bed
>having trouble sleeping, blue balls. consider fap while shes asleep
>no, she needs to get me off.
>wake her up again, shes into it and wants more. lie and say my last condom ripped.
>she considers raw
>i say now and ask her to suck me off
>finally dont have to hear her shitty dirty talk
>shes not great at it but i close my eyes and start to fuck her mouth
>hold her head while i pump my jizz into her mouth
>finally
>cum buckets
>she gags and pushes off btu swallows
>finally go to bed
>wake up in the morning, her phone ringing
>BAE heart emoji calling
>wtf bitch
>girl is asleep
>i take her phone and go on facebook to find her bf
>hes seems like a chill guy and i feel kinda bad
>put her phone down and she wakes up
>make up work excuse and say she has to go but i had fun. i didnt
>she leaves, finally and i message the bf
>tell him about how i had no idea she was in something and how long we've been chatting and that we fucked last night
>he doesnt believe me so i send him her nudes
>hes pissed but thanks me
>boarding plane
>girl is blowing up my phone pissed that i told her bf
>no regrets

To be fair, she would have done it anyways. That bitch was clearly looking for any excuse.

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user, your a homosexual :(

rip hs user

"Hey, Alex Jones said that semen cures the effects of chemtrails."

Mini golf is a great date

>Be me
>19
> Meets a girl on tinder
> After some chatting decides to go on a date
> First date is in cinema (didnt go as bad as i thought it would)
> Smokes some bud with the bitch
> Continues chatting even tho she is like 6/10
> Next day decides to meet again
> Goes to my place
> Has sex
>Breaks bed (fucking decks fell out as dominos)
>Second round she wants doggy
>Turns around
> See her no shape just fat ass
> Boner dissapears and has no sign of returning
> FML.png
> Spits on her bacc
> Says that i busted a nut
> Cleans his own spit
> Sets her on her way
> Has a deep convo with his own dick
> Deletes her existence

>be me
>my friend wants to go out with some rich girl
>she's says she doesn't want to go out alone with my friend
> tommy says i have to come so her friend karen won't feel like a third wheel
> during date i barely say a single word
>reluctant but go anyway
> barely say a word to the bitch and she looks super bored
>quickly ask for check
>i got shit to do so i ask for check
>friend is mean mugging me bc he is about the get some pussy
>tells me to wait a little
>do it but not happy about it
>we leave and tell em we'll meet again on friday
>lying.jpg
>stand her up

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>meet chick on POF
>super cute mixed chick
> meet in person at sushi place bc she loves sushi
>she talks super ducking fast and doesn't stop but I don't mind because that puts pressure off of me to talk
>order ramen
>"lol wtf user r u vegaaaan or something??"
> Ive been a vegetarian for 7 years now
>finish and leave
>unsure of what to do, she offers going to get a drink but i wasn't about to drive home drunk
>we end up getting boba tea and walking around bookman talking a bunch about shit
>she's super sexual about everything
>tell her about my favorite movies, we start talking about nymphomaniac and I tell her I love lars von treir
>walk her to her car
>talk abunch more right there
>hug her goodbye and go home
>we never text each other again

I literally hate dating. Talk about a necessary fucking evil.

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>> chat with girl on dating site
>> good conversations
>> talk on the phone a bit
>> no pictures seen both sides
>> meet up
>> girl is black......
>> constantly looking on her phone
>> after 1 beer decide to bail out
>> tell her honestly it's not going to be a good date
>> leave

>went out to dinner with a girl i met on tinder
>talked for a bit on the drive there
>once we order, announcement comes over speakers
>open mic night for any musician in town
>sit there in silence for 45 min because it's too loud to even think in there
>diver her home and never talk again

Topkek at being gay all along

Fag

Nice One, Henry.

i hope you get laid sometime soon user, you're doing god's work

She was a keeper too, sucking on a limp dick hopefully is something you won't find in a woman ever again.

easy there Cadet Capslock

What is dating?

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>be 19 y/o me
>in club with a pocket full of E
>girst time with chick from work going out
>eat first pills
>taking shit in bathroom w/ drink in hand while baby girl is outside chillin wit the squad
>finish drink and hear folks in nezt stall getting busy
>decide it's a good idea
>take sweet thang up to VIP to chill while we're coming up
>smash
>the night was fucking awesome

...fast forward 10 months

>be me with a kid

Wrap it up lads, or you'll become dads.

from a friend of mine
I'm sure it was the worst date for both of them
>friend gets set up on blind date
>picks up date
>drives to cinema
>entire ride she is talking about how she is "god's gift to men" and " and "should be given everything she wants"
>friend gets to theater
>says he "needs to take a piss"
>girl gets pissed that he would be so crass about it
>friend sneaks out the theater
>goes back to car
>drives home
>gets call
>it's the girl
>she is wondering where he is
>says he drove home
>she gets pissed as fuck
>he says "I guess you just oversold how great you are" and hangs up

Like a squirrel before winter.

10/10 alpha. literally never put the pussy on a pedestal

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Plot twist she was just joking and she had a good ending figured out for it, maybe even related to the movie they were about to see

i'd watch this movie

>Pic kinda related, she looked like the white chick
well at least you got something right

you think people here go on dates often or at all?

topkek

good taste, user
the movie was great

underage detected

duuude...

>17
>her son

You don't need any of that shit

Movies are only a good date if you do dinner and a movie. Ideally eat first so you can talk and get to know each other in case the movie is shit.

You also could have asked her if she wanted to get some coffee or something afterwards so the date wouldnt have ended on a bad note because of as crap movie.

BTW, what movie?

>girl messages me in OKC
>literal 9/10 tier qt3.14
>I get excited
>I try to be as into her as possible, but not looking desperate
>I want to smash
>after some time talking to her I realize she's quite possibly the most boring person on earth
>no interests
>no hobbies
>no friends
>works at fucking party city
>not even going to school
>"I lay in my bed all day and watch YouTube and rot"
>talking to her is soul sucking
>ghost her
>she keeps messaging me
>"hello??"
>haven't replied
>haven't thought about suicide once since ghosting her.

Real hero