Has Sup Forums ever had sex with an older woman...

Has Sup Forums ever had sex with an older woman? I really want to try an older one because I heard they give amazing BJ and are skilled in bed, but have no idea where to find one or where to start. Advice, experience and stories?

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Have you ever considered making friends? They usually have mothers.

Have plenty of friends but don't really interact with their mothers, mostly a a quick and awkward hello, most are married and quite conservative here.

Try flirting with milfs at work

24 gymrat here, had sex with a 7/10 asian woman from the gym. She claimed she was 36 but they age differently, so.... She gave terrible head, but her body was bangin

conservative or not they still crave cock in their mouths. Find the one that drinks wine, don't be an awkward beta.

Casinos. I've never had older women try to pick me up anywhere but at casinos. Casino clubs too, but not the bro clubs, look for some jazzy spots etc.

I wish I wasn't such a fucking beta back in the day, I had these two older women laying it on heavy. I have a picture of em somewhere. Had to be late 40s, early 50s. Implants. Bored house wives or recently divorced.

Bump

twice
Both were about 20 years older.

One had no clue what she was doing (not very sexually experienced)
The other was a champ and made me blow my load so fast. Never had a girl slob my knob that sloppy.

Go to speed dating. It's weird, but the left over older women flock to it. Good luck man.

Go to Wallmart to buy one.

I may try this. But I've never been to a casino, so we'll see what happens.

Casinos are pretty lame tbh.

About a 3 months ago got a FB friends request from older .i accept older lady butter face .talks to me like we are old friends knows all these strys about me but i have no clue who she is .one day i was in a bad mood and she hits me up .i tell her about mt day and why im pissed she asked if theres any thing she can do to make me feel better .i jokingly say yea .you want to suck my dick .she answers quikly .YES .i get her address and go over there .she meets me in the drive way we talk and go into the garage .she drops to her knees .oh shit ! Shes going to do this .i facefuck her hard .with no remorse .finish .hey anaon .come inside and have some coffee or something .ok .walk inside kitchen .yea nice living room .cool ..wait ? That pic .she says yea .i look closely oh great mother of god ! I know her .her son and i were in boot camp togther ! Seas of remorse now Maam i have to go
She hits me up for days i block her her son calls me the other day and asked .hey user can please you please go to my moms man and fix her door. Im out of town .i say im busy .

But the best head ever

When I was 19 I met up with a 44 year old woman off of yahoo chat. Unfortunately the world is not any longer the way it used to be. Single mothers have a limitless fountain of attention and thirsty chads thanks to social media. Back then though...Older single mothers were just ripe for the plucking online back then.
Went over to her place..she was already drunk.. it was definitely an interesting experience. She had this "mom-like" quality about her..that just felt so good in all the wrong ways.

Just look outside you parents basement.

28 years (me) with a 74 years beauty. Going on 7 years now (the relationship).

oh man Op you struck my greentext
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>be me
>be barback
>restraunt turns into night club on friday and saterday
>they pick staff to stay up late till 4 in the morning to bartend and close
>they pick me tonight
>fuckinghatemylife.jpg
>doing my shit
>fucking around with coworkers
>polishing glasses mainly as a barback
>see girl walk in
>she is a puertorican mixed black girl 8/10
>i LOVE BLACK GIRLS
>she is fucking banging man cute petite frame little thing with amber rose hair
>hunter instincts set in and i set my mark
>i turn to my managerbro and say "you see that girl im going to give my babies to her"
>he laughs and says "dont let the owner catch you
>bro gets her order cause i want to pounce when the time is right
>get idea
>when the whole bar goes to the dance floor it gets a little slow tell managerbro BRB
>have idea to roll joint and ask if she would like to smoke somehow
>noweed.gif
>fuck
>no worries i have a bunch of garbage roaches in the ashtray of my car
>roll garbage joint
>see her chilling at bar away from freinds
>manager and coworkers on floor doing god knows what
>nows my chance
>i stand there polishing glasses and slowely walk up to whrre she is sitting and ask "what brings you to town?"
>she says "oh my girlfreinds menstrual cycle is starting so we do blood rituals and talk about our coulor tampons while sister of thr travleing blah blah blah."
>asks if she smokes
>she does
>i sneak outside with her when noone is looking
>we start talking whilist i light garbage joint
>it actually gets us high
>she tells me im sweet
>i tell her i taste even sweeter
>she laughs with a confirming smile that this pussy is mine
>yeah boi
>we go back inside and exchange numbers
>the whole time shes just dances in front of me while im polishing glasses and getting a whole show from her
>3oclock hits
>she tells me to call her when im done
>she leaves
>tell manager bro about the situation
>tells me "go tear that pussy up"
>phone on 15%
Cont?

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>be 19
>work at a tourist center during summer
>full beard
>enters a bar
>just sits there and drinks a beer after work
>an older lady comes up to me
>chatting casually
>she starts flirting
>I´m hooked
>we end up at her hotel room
>sexy time
>the next morning she tells me about her kids
>they´re both younger than me
>I told her my age
>she thought I´m 30-something solely based on me having a full beard
>unwillingly I made her a cougar that day
>we agreed to never see again, though

Similar things happened with other milf-type ladies.
OP, just go somewhere public with tons of tourists. Have a beard.

>woman
>give amazing BJ
>skilled in bed
wew

Fucked my boss when I was 19, she was 40 at the time. I still think back to those days, she definitely taught me some things.

I was working for a guy in Austin, hanging wallpaper. Didn't really have a place to stay and he had a room in his place. One of my highschool friends had a single mom and I hooked her up with this guy. He seemed like a bro but that all changed. Glad though because it worked out in my favor.

The three of us, friends mom, me, and wallpaper guy all went down to 6th street one night. The two of them got pretty hammered and he started to get real controlling and forceful with her. She wasn't having it and to make it clear she was done with his shit she grabbed me and stuck her tongue in my mouth. I kinda backpedaled but she wasn't letting go. Wallpaper guy was tiny, I mean 5'4" and maybe 130lbs. I'm 6'2" and 230. Anyway he threw a punch and fucking missed me, hitting her in the back of the head. I didn't even have to break him, she fucking lit in to him and he ran off like a bitch, me and her left before the bouncers could throw us out. As soon as we hit the street she was all over me again and I'm not trying to stop her now. We walked back to his van and she fucking pulls his keys from her purse. You might think we stole it but no, we got in and she immediately goes for my zipper. No sooner was my cock in her mouth than here comes midget wallpaper guy. Fucking hilarious the sound that came from that dude's mouth. Totally broke that dude's ego. She glanced up and saw him and laughed like a maniac, wiped her mouth and went right back down. He got in and drove us home while me and her fucked in the back. Told me to pack my shit when we made it back. She waited for me and took me to her place. I stayed there for about a year after. She was 47 I was 19, we fucked three or four times a day for a while until her daughter caught on and threw a fit, demanded I move out.

Lol what a fag. Go and fuck her you cretin.

Her daughter sounds like a cunt

CONT
>i usain bolt out of there
>drive home to shower and keep texting her to keep this once in a lifetime oppertunnity alive
>drive to her place
>she is looking like a Whole snack
>i chat it up
>trying to bullshit my failuer of a life
>she buys it
>starts makeing out with me
>we both get neked
>she has the hottest A-cup peirced nipples ive ever seen and her pussy taste like cotton candy
when i tell you this is the best head ive ever gotten im more serious then japanese buissiness men
HER HEAD GAME WAS FIRE
>sucks the soul out of my penis
>oh mah gawd
>we fuck till like 7 in the morning
>she keeps telling me to shut up as were fucking shes definatly still a little tipsy from the bar
>we are both at that stage last hour of fucking shes rideing me like really hard
>i came so many times im not sure if i can force another load out
>feel something
>there it is
>im about to cum
>i push it out really hard
>i grunt really loud
>and i fart just as loud
>she starts laughing i laugh and we get dressed and i go home
>the next day after i got like 3 hous of sleep manager bro asks if i did it
>we shout our victory cheers in the restraunt
>i tell them about my "cum fart"
>they laugh there asses off
mfw
we texted and shit but i haf a girlfreind at the time and diddnt know how to handle both so since she was older she already knew what it was we fucked like 2 more times after that and i havent heard from her since it was like a dream all i know her name was kia and i cant find a single trace of her online or anything but goddamn she gave the best head i ever had

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also to help your hunt OP
>they are just as horny as we are
>cruise ships
>grimey dating sites like badoo
>bars/restaraunts

stop bullshitting.

I had several FWB with older women when I was in my 20s....they are awesome at sex...and if they havent had too many kids they can be quite hot. Usually its best of you just hike up their dress and pound away from behind.

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i promise you its not bullshit
if your looking for more details then your a fucking retard
I'm not gunna sit here and green text every angle my penis went in
try being less of a faggot and then maybe youll belive me

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Hotel bars - get them on business trips.

besides my dubs don't lie

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hes right and dubs don't lie

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+18039773672 .

yeah well she is kinda cunty but longtime friends and we still are. Her mom remarried and is decrepit now so no more fucky haha.

With two older ladies.

One is my neighbour who is just past her 40's. She came by one day asking if she could come in and I offered her a coffee. It was almost like a pornmovie. We had sex a lot of times.

The other was a lady in her 50's who I met online. I was about 18 I think. Sex was really good but had to get myself tested after. I'm not really a smart guy concerning safe sex.

When I was 19 I dated a 43 year old for about a year. Lived in her place (kept mine on the side) and everything.

We went our separate ways but she still met me during the day a couple of times a week for almost ten years just to suck my dick.

Would meet in my car in random places around town, suck me off, then be on her way.

When I finally got married I told her we had to cut it out.

Good times though. She was an excellent cocksucker and really enjoyed it.

>Has Sup Forums ever had sex with an older woman?

I never had sex.

The legit answer for 95% of fags on this site.

kek

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so, you fucked a car?

Didn't bother reading any of this.

Just wanted to say that I don't know what it is about her, but I would fuck the shit out of Amber Rose and drown her in my cum.

Thought you guys should know. Carry on.