Be me

>be me
>went to a restaurant with gf and her family
>gf's father is a big steak fan
>gf's dad orders well done
>be confused and visibly shaken
>run to the bathroom
>locked in stall

help Sup Forums, what do I order?

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Medium rare steak

medium rare

Medium rare salad.

Order a well done.

Medium rare and some kind of potatoes

Rare steak and whisky neat shhow him your no pussy

Try the veal.

order a new g/f she has inferior genes.

OP here, ordered a medium to keep it balanced, with some fries, gf's dad looks upset, what do?

Ask if they have a vegan menu

boneless pizza

kill him

Why would he be upset? Most steak experts say medium rare is the best. If he complains tell him you want your steak juicy like his daughters pussy, and not all dried up and grey like her mom's

He's wondering why you were in the toilet so long.

This!

Try to find the next window to escape, run as fast as you can home to youre wifu and keep fapping until you crying sleep

> you're cake

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OP here

>gf's dad asks why I didn't order a well done like him
>told him I like it juicy
>gf's dad gives a stern look and asks if I'm not bothered by the blood
>n-no

Is he testing me? Is this a dad thing?

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He's worried you have Mad Cow Disease.

He's testing you. Wants to know if you have reasons for the things you do and have the balls to stand your ground through explanation, rather than wussing out and mumbling beta shit.
He wants to know if you're a man.
Well are you, punk?
Running off to the bathroom over how you like your food doesn't sound very manly to me.

Tell that faggot the blood's the best part and he's getting it on a well done steak anyway even if he can't see it.

Medium rare of course.

quit checking your phone and behave like a normie, we cannot show out colors out there

You will calmly look into her dad's eyes, and tell him "I am going to mate with your daughter, because she deserves the best, and I deserve the best."

Medium Rare Chicken Breast

its not even blood you idiots, it's myoglobin

Literally couldn't care less what the fuck it is, it's delicious.

well yeah, it's also high in iron, that's why it's red. It's good for you and there is no reason to not eat it

request long-pork sauteed in onions with a lemon wedge

well done is the ONLY way non faggots eat steak, pass the catsup

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Who cares? Let him eat whatever he wants.

I swear, this board is either 100% shitty trolling or you fuckers need to donate your bodies to science because holy shit.

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Medium rare or medium. That's the good shit

it's trolling, the well done steak has been a troll here for a long time, newfriend

Prions. Not destroyed by heat anyway

this

> dry ones

go to hell you stupid fuck, well done is the worst thing you can do to a fucking steak

so Y U here faggot?

OP here, her dad left to the bathroom so I can post a quick update.

>gf's mom and gf on phones absentminded
>get food
>gf's dad tries cutting the well done
>hockey_puck.jpg
>annoyed, says he will complain but instead prders some mustard on the side
>try to keep composure while gently cutting through meat
>take a bite
>notbad.jpg

thanks so far anons

Made me reply

Have you told him this yet :

A dragon dildo

yep

I eat steak well done

it kills more germs and a good steak still tastes good...

This

>bloody steak

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well done means you dont like meat.

if you eat good quality steak then you won't have to worry about germs.. if you eat a poor quality one then you're really the one to blame not the steak

remember kids if you order it more then medium rare you are a tasteless peasant! Untermench! Real man wants to see blood and always tips for service!!! Overcooking it is easy (and cost us more gas money) real flavour is located in all that smelly unprocessed juices for you to savour! Oy vey!

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order 20 piece chicken tendies with a1 and look at his confused face

rare - new *tip fedora* fashion

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Medium well masterrace reporting in, everything else is for wannabes and people that dont know what they want

well done is not respecting black people

might as well eat leather

Order Rare with no steak sauce, its the most flavorful. Otherwise order the medium side of rare....

meat's no good once its goose has been cooked

well done is for people who can't taste shit anymore

dude if you're eating with dad, get off the fucking phone!!!!!!

wing it like an Alpha!!!

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A great big mug of concrete. Harden the fuck up.

the only part of an animal i eat, is filet and if it`s not absolutly well done i dont like it.

Order what you enjoy eating, and if anyone gives you shit, ask them why they have that opinion. Be prepared to defend that decision if they are hostile; ask them what business it is what you choose to consume. If they were not prepared to be satisfied with your choices, they ought not to have invited to pay for your meal.

If they are not hostile, you might have at least make conversation.

Besides, are you trying to fuck your gf or her Dad?

Ask for something vegan. You're vegan, if you havent said that already. Be sure to tell people about how eating meat is murder, and that you're vegan. Mention how being vegan is the right thing, yell at the waitstaff for serving meat in the first place. Relate a story about you being vegan.

Let's see your gf.

If he says anything, just tell him he shouldve ordered chicken

Make sure to ask for ketchup. If it’s good enough for potus it’s good enough for you

Well done =over cooked or burnt
Rare = raw
Medium = perfect
Medium well is slightly over and medium rare is slightly under
When I say raw and burnt it's nothing too major, simply for the taste and texture value crispy vs chewy and what not. I hope this helps you out

Medium well master race!

I like my steak just how I like a dick
RARE!!

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>order raw steak and 32 ounce beer
>hold steak in one hand and beer in the other
>gnaw on steak like an animal
>down the beer in one go
>let out that deep growling burp only beer can give you
>lean to the side brap out pleasurable fart
>go " ahhhhhh nothing like raw steak and beer amirite? "
>look at gf, " I know who else likes the meat raw know what im saying dad? obviously mom liked it too "
>stand up and pat belly
>" be right back have to dump out a growler "
>as you walk buy pat dad on the shouler, " you got the check right ? "
>go take a shit play on phone for about 10 minutes.

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pussy

This

He wants to know what'll happen when his daughter gets pregnant. He knows that if you're a pussy, you'll listen to assholes(they always come out of the woodwork) who'll keep on trying to get you to try to get your gf to abort the kid. He doesn't want some fucker dating his daughter who'll fight to kill his grandson/granddaughter because he's too much of a pussy to tell others to fuck off.

faggot

kike

If dubs, say this

jew