How fucked are you /b?

How fucked are you /b?

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I think this picture is funny.

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My cat is now dead. Thanks a lot.

Muh wall has a hole

Oh shit i have a gun in my ass?

I just shot a bullet up my ass and it exited around my neck.

Just put a round straight through the side of my head.

Shit, not bad.

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Very fucked, shot myself on the mouth.

You're fingering your ass while browsing Sup Forums?

Cat is dead

Rip

Just shot my balls off. Thanks user.

through the heel of my palm and into the ceiling

Real question is, why aren’t you?

only legit position to browse the chan, newfag.

Oh fuck, the ventilator

Through my dick on to my thigh. I think I'm going to die on blood loss.

My right middle finger...

My desk is broken, my eardrums have popped and my nose has been thoroughly shattered. Here's my position post-fire for context.

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just shot my dick and my crotch

Just shot my bed and computer

rip vacuum cleaner

to the floor

Well the way in holding my phone means my balls are now gone.

Well shit.

Just blew a hole through my keyboard, dick, and mattress.

Just shot my beer. I'm just pissed

Shot the roof

John, Haha. Where's you find this one!?